Аннотация: Once Upon the Time in Far-Far-Away Kingdom...
Kir Chero
"Princess Virginia"
999 Sunrise Street
God of the Sun
Sun City TR1OY1
32nd July 470 B.C.
Mr. Kserks
The Supreme King
Babylon Studio
Somewhere Street
Far-Far-Away Kingdom
Your Majesty!
I am writing to complain about Princess Virginia you sold me from your storehouse on 32nd July 471 B.C.
When I purchased this woman from you one year ago, you assured me that she looks like The Moon in the day when it is full. You said that her waist is graceful, features are beautiful and that this maiden would be an unbelievably brilliant wife and the adornment of my entire harem. You compared Virginia with white virgin snow. I'll tell you flat that my lawyer noted your promotions word for word - so these are your literal descriptions.
Now I inform you that she is absolutely, completely not similar to a virgin snow and The Full Moon. Instead she is garrulous virago akin to wild kicking horse pranced all over the day! To tell the truth, this is utterly unbearable! Forgive me my direct manners but this was really dreadful joke and you shouldn't poke fun at me in this way!
I insist on answer for this letter from your majesty in a following month and hope that you will take this witch back and afterwards send me a better one!