Аннотация: Отчаянная попытка моих переводов моих афоризмов на английский. Отчаянность в том, что жанр афористики столь специфичен, что далеко не все переведенное может восприниматься адекватно.
MAXIMS OF MICHAEL GENIN
Hartford, 2000
Like light darkness also spreads with a speed of light.
It is shame International relationships are intimate not always.
The man, stop! Do not go out with fighting from occupation of Environment.
Multipartyness is not a luxury but means of going forward.
How often an emigration is becoming the only way out?
We live in a very interesting era of disposable syringes and Spaceships for reusable.
Is the feeling of one"s selfworth own dignity a luxury or a first-aid necessity?
The worst phantom is the one walking around the Europe.
How nice it would be been to add freedom of business to freedom of word!
Peculiar nature of socialism is a creation of poverty.
The luxury of human communication is especially valuable on uninhabited island or in jail cell for one.
It is very bad, when the hallways of Power turn into labyrinths.
Love creates people. Hatred destroys them.
People do not follow the rules so often that when they do them, it looks like exeption.
There is not such a terrible thing like goal, which doesn"t have means of existence.
With each new moment there are more people who are younger than I am and less who older than me.
There is microworld inside of each microbe.
The corrosion of " Iron curtain "is the only reason it changed to a hard currency curtain.
The best achievement is a created mutual agreement.
Poor Ministers! They have one only cabinet for all of them.
It was not Socialism with a human face, but with outstretched hand.
Socialistic choice is made of capitalistic Waste.
Is the war against monuments of totalitarism - liberation?
If number of genius on a soul of population is equal one that means it is a population of a madhouse.
An export of revolutions is a reason for getting of humanitarian assistance.
When greedy pays double price, generous triple overpays.
It is so difficult to start, but to stop it much harder.
The closer to Market, the more people whom stand for begging and less that who give money to them.
If the Man is a crown of nature, the crown is thorny.
Immigration is not a luxury but means of existence.
If you do not have words enough, you are an immigrant.
What Russian does not dream to become a "New Russian"!
Americans are scatter-heads people. They constantly loose and count calories.
There are countries, where people"s general rights are to have a driver license.
To get over the language barrier is much harder than supersonic one.
The politics is a dirty thing, but it gives a clean profit.
Be like a parachute - open your talents on time.
I am ready to exchange a History of illness to a Credit History.
Sclerosis is a best medicine from Nostalgia.
The only History Americans may to be interested in is a Credit History.
We can watch circulation of water in Nature, of paper in America and of the government in Russia.
Weddings feed ministers. Divorces - lawyers.
The weather was changing so quickly, that nobody could predict it.
How often a job itself is nothing compared to work of finding job!
Population of inhabited island is not afraid of demographic eruption.
He was sorry, that Maxim: "An eye for an eye" can be realized only twice.
O Lord! How do I refuse a fellow creature"s wife, if she wants only me?
There is no rule without exception for exception of that rule.
At the family orchestra a husband definitely plays the first fiddle, but only if his wife conducts.
If you feel that you don"t have enough words, it means you are an immigrant.
If you give your dinner to your enemy daily, you will adjure a friend.
Weathercock is always on the high place, because it knows where the wind blows.
A composer and a diplomat are both indifferent to notes.
She didn"t have time to take care of herself. She could still follow fashion.
He fell-in-love and lost his memory, so he can not remember the subject of love.
The Truth is always naked, because of it"s personal opinions.
He found his love and lost his head.
Words are not birds, but they can also have wings.
Life is a labyrinth with a lot of entrances and single exit.
An executor and a doctor both treat headache with their own traditional methods.
If an acsioma can not prove that it is the acsioma, it means it is just a theorem.
Often, Truth, born in argument has no birth certificate.
The death dream is without dreams.
Happiness is not money. But what unhappiness without it?
The best advertisement of capitalism is cultured socialism.
America is a country of collectors. The poor collect Washington"s pictures, the rich collect Franklin"s pictures.
In chase an evading life standard an average American works harder and longer.
Immigration teaches new words first and new business after.
Its good to live not bad. It"s bad to live not well.
Money doesn"t smell. Especially, if you pay with a credit card.
If people start making money out of air, they will smother the world.
It looks like Odyssey was the first chessplayer. He made such a good move by a Horse.
Who would be a sponsor, if there would be no tax return?
Pithecantrope is a harmonicly uncultured man.
Budget is a product of a constant struggle between income and expenses.
It is not only gold shines. Calvity, for example, shines too.
Climbing to the Glory is still not mountain climbing.
The laws of Nature excuse even inappropriate affairs.
Hypersensitiveness: dizziness as a result of the Earth rotation.
Fortune brings no luck. It has only one wheel and it is completely blind.
Even a snake must be able to shifty.
A shared point of view results in suspension points.
Is women"s constancy constant?
We cannot expect mercy from Mother Nature after all we have done to it.
It is not a big deal to live up to Jesus`s age. What makes a person believe in you-that"s what matters.
Who has a lot, wants a lot more?
Some people earth their talent up expecting future harvest.
What the woman wants, she gets it.
Do you need a license if you wish to kill the beast in you?
He doesn"t know relaxation, only because he has never worked before.
Tastes differ. Bad taste doesn"t.
Sharing knowledge with other people doesn"t mean loosing it.
Fate doesn"t play by rules.
Fate is the most challenging gamble.
How unfortunate is to get under the wheel of ones own Fortune.
Time is the best cure, and also a very expensive one.
Advertisement is like an accelerator in marketing. Reclamation is like brakes.
People appreciate briefness but pay for talkativeness.
Not many people make politics but everybody makes a demographic policy.
He was so thoughtless, that his thoughts were never tire.
If you want to smoke, smoke incense. At least it doesn"t contain nicotine.
If time is money, why can not we save it up?
If energy doesn"t go anywhere, where does energy crisis come from?
Learns from mistakes, do not repeat them.
Storks alone know exactly everything about an ancestry of a human being.
There is nothing intimate than shared love.
Do you want to achieve high results? Grow up.
Today in information revolution era it"s hard to believe that at first there was just a word.
What will it be if you add all inner angles of a love triangle?
None can buy life experience. You earn it with years of your life.