I wanted to
Date you and walk around the park;
I wanted to
Shine like a superstar;
I wanted to meet you, babe, at half past ten,
So I put on my suit to look like Superman.

I walked around,
Waiting for you, girl;
I thought about
Our endless love.
And then the shameless crow flew above my head,
I felt something that I had never felt.

Crow, crow, ah, ah, ah.
Flew above me, ah, ah, ah.
On my head, bitch, ah, ah, ah.
On my suit, bitch, ah, ah, ah.

I threw a stone
To kill that stupid bird.
I'm a bad shot,
It fell into the dirt.
I looked in the mirror and nearly fell down dead;
The shit of that freaking bird was dripping off my head.

So then I went,
I went back home to clean
My suit, my head,
Because they reeked so mean.
I scrubbed my head and cursed that fucking crow,
Who made us miss the movie named "The Blow".

You waited for,
For me so long that day,
And you went home.
There's nothing more to say.
You got mad and now, you're done with me
Because of a little fucking bird and its stinky shit.

Crow, crow, ah, ah, ah.
Flew above me, ah, ah, ah.
On my head, bitch, ah, ah, ah.
In my soul, bitch, ah, ah, ah.