# Test Humor List

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It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.


Cheaters Prosper by drakensis

Humor


Status: Complete

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.


Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.


A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan

Poetry/Humor


Status: Complete

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...


Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman

Humor


Status: Complete

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.


All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter

Humor/Drama


Status: Complete

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.


Uninvited Guests by Moczo

Humor


Status: Complete

It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?


Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image

Humor


Status: Complete

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.


Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.


Friendship Story by Letta

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.


Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious

Humor/Fantasy


Status: Complete

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.


Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika

Humor


Status: Active

A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.


No Way In Hell by Lucillia

Humor


Status: Complete

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.


A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.


The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish

Humor


Status: Complete

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.


Inamorato by firefly

Humor


Status: Complete

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine's Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.


Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini

Humor


Status: Complete

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.


A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard

Humor


Status: Complete

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.


You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.


Underwear the Cat by Lucillia

Humor


Status: Complete

Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.


Run that by me again? by Sarah1281

Humor/Parody


Status: Active

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots


Zoro's Directions by peroxidepest17

Humor


Status: Complete

Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.


Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot

Humor/Adventure


Status: Complete

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.


That's It? by Sarah1281

Humor


Status: Complete

Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.


The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome

Humor


Status: Complete

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.


Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne

Humor


Status: Active

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.


Well, He's Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...


Poison Pen by GenkaiFan

Drama/Humor


Status: Complete

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.


Do Over by Kyogre

Humor


Status: Complete

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)


On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede

Humor


Status: Active

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.


Karakura Thugs by The Quiller

Humor/Friendship


Status: Complete

/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.


Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281

Humor/Friendship


Status: Complete

After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."


Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281

Humor/Family


Status: Complete

'Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.' Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...


The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha's population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!


So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne

Humor/Parody


Status: Active

Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.


Sibling Revelry by frodogenic

Humor


Status: Complete

After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.


End Of the Line by shewhoguards

Angst/Humor


Status: Complete

Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.


Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards

Humor


Status: Complete

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.


Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB

Humor


Status: Complete

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.


The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.


Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.


Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.


A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281

Humor/Friendship


Status: Complete

Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations


Naruto's BFF by Lucillia

Humor


Status: Complete

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.


Crossing the Line by Ultra-Geek

Humor/Adventure


Status: Complete

In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.


The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia

Humor


Status: Complete

Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.


When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou

Humor/Spiritual


Status: Complete

Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover


Frogs and Fools by Ultra-Geek

Humor


Status: Complete

In which Gaius goes away for a week and Merlin doesn't handle his independence very well.


Itachi's First Day by Sarah1281

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

Itachi's first day with the Akatsuki doesn't start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should've stayed in Konoha...


A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...


A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.


Joy Ride by firefly

Humor


Status: Complete

Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.


You Betcha by ckret2

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]


How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223

Supernatural/Humor


Status: Complete

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.


A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy

Humor/Parody


Status: Active

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.


Crack Whims by firefly

Humor


Status: Active

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.


Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1

Humor


Status: Complete

With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.


The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis

Humor/Drama


Status: Complete

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120


The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea

Humor/Friendship


Status: Active

AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?


Dear Order by SilverWolf7007

Humor


Status: Complete

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you..." Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.


Always the Last to Know by Sarah1281

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.


Vigilante Tendency by Kyogre

Humor/Friendship


Status: Complete

Complete, semi-AU. There's such a thing as being too much like the 1st generation. Tsuna didn't mean to start a vigilante group, but somehow it happened anyway. Well done, "Neo Primo," well done. (bonus chapter 6-2016)


Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia

Humor


Status: Complete

When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.


Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura

Humor/Adventure


Status: Complete

Oneshot from Ron's POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.


Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot

Humor


Status: Complete

A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.


Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.


Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia

Humor


Status: Active

In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)


Late! by Soul's Confession

Humor


Status: Complete

Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.


Gossip Queens by opalish

Humor


Status: Complete

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.


How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette

Humor/Adventure


Status: Complete

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.


Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.


Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.


The Cards by quixotomy

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D


Please Drink Responsibly When Saving the World by Zenthisoror

Friendship/Humor


Status: Complete

Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)


Time MixUp by Lucillia

Humor


Status: Complete

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.


Just Where Do You Think You're Going? by Sarah1281

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...


Just the Usual Habits by mapplepie

Humor/Hurt/Comfort


Status: Complete

Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain - the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.


The Desk by opalish

Humor


Status: Complete

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.


Almost a Squib by BajaB

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.


The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.


Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild

Friendship/Humor


Status: Complete

Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.


The Birth of a Rivalry by Sarah1281

Humor/Friendship


Status: Complete

Though it pains Sakura greatly, she knows that it's for the best that she and her best friend become bitter rivals...over a boy who cannot stand either of them. Ino, naturally, is confused and tries to change Sakura's mind. Inevitably, they get sidetracked.


Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281

Parody/Humor


Status: Complete

Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertently convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?


Parent Teacher Conference by Scarbie

Humor


Status: Complete

While undercover in the living world, Zaraki has to go to a parent teacher conference to discuss Yachiru's interesting take on a class assignment.


Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.


Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly

Humor


Status: Complete

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.


Uprooted by Orrunan

Humor


Status: Complete

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?


Escalation by Bobmin356

Humor/Crime


Status: Complete

Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson


Choosing Chuunins by Sarah1281

Humor/Friendship


Status: Complete

After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they'd like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.


Incident Report by MoonClaimed

Humor


Status: Active

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.


The Rebirth of Tsunayoshi Sawada by ShamelessDilettante

Adventure/Humor


Status: Complete

When Tsuna dies at a ripe old age, he finds himself waking again, back in middle school, a month before Reborn even arrives. Tsuna, in all the wry humour he has accumulated in his old life, decides that, what the hell, it's his turn to fool around with Vongola this time. One-shot. No pairings.


Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.


Agent O by Rorschach's Blot

Humor/Adventure


Status: Complete

She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.


Roadkill by Piper Julian

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.


Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie

Parody/Humor


Status: Active

We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.


Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.


Yay We Passed by Sarah1281

Humor/Parody


Status: Complete

After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.


Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx

Humor


Status: Complete

"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'


Your Fault by Sarah1281

Humor


Status: Complete

In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.