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On a planet far far away...

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  A: Dude, wake up, wake up!!
  
  B: What?
  
  A: Big Trouble
  
  B: What?
  
  A: Moses's ship got stuck near a black hole singularity, he can't get out for the next 3 standard months, and the last message from him was that by Yana's orders we must proceed with the progression.
  
  B: The whole thing? Us?
  
  A: Looks like it.
  
  B: But we never did a Moses progression, I only saw it on a screen.
  
  A: Dude, what part of "Yana's orders" is not clear to you.
  
  B: Damn, right. Ok. Calm down, its only one planet. What's the first thing we do?
  
  A: No clue.
  
  B: Think man, come on, you have been on a Jesus progression before.
  
  A: I know! There has to be an instructions manual.
  
  B: A manual?
  
  A: Yes, let me find it.
  
  ...
  
  A: Found the manual!
  
  B: Ok, whats the first thing to do?
  
  A: Operation BB.
  
  B: BB?
  
  A: Burning Bush! You moron, have you slept through class?
  
  B: Doh! Ok, what do we light it with?
  
  A: It doesn't actually burn, its a string of small electric bulbs.
  
  B: I know that! Where are the bulbs?
  
  A: Oh! They are on the Moses ship! Great what do we do now?
  
  B: Um, can't we just put any lights on it?
  
  A: Well think, what can we unscrew from this pile-of-junk of a ship?
  
  B: Hmmm... ooh, the laptop screens? They are bright.
  
  A: What freaking Burning Bush is lighted up with laptop screens?
  
  B: Well how are they going to know the difference?
  
  A: We need something else.
  
  B: Well you got a better idea then the laptops?
  
  A: Hey I got an idea! Lets make a quick warp to that last planet, where I did the Jesus progression,
  about two thousand years should have passed there for sure, we could buy Christmas tree lights.
   B: Yep that will work.
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