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Another Portion Of The New Russian Haikus

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    ANOTHER ZANY PORTION OF THE NEW RUSSIAN HAIKUS BY SILVIE ZHDANOVA, ИЛИ СМОТРИ ТЫ, БЕЛОЧКА!(OR YOU MUST HAVE SMOKED SOMETHIN` WRONG!)
  
  
  BREAKING NEWS! A MEWING OWL IS BEING SEARCHED FOR THROUGHOUT ST. PETERSBURG!
  
  By Andrew Alexandre Owie.
  Who loves a girl from Nagasaki?
  Right answer is a captain from Marseilles
  Who smokes his pipe and drinks the stiffest ale!
  长崎少女 Girl from Nagasaki https://youtu.be/s4a1yyWNuDY
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  БЕЛОЧКА
  The son came to his mother
  And told her that a ground squirrel from the back street
  Was going to choose a suit for him in a shop.
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  TEACH IN THE DITCH
  Ironically grinning
  A spectacled school mistress
  Gonna be dead drunk.
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  Dressed literally `fit to kill`
  Pilot of the Boeing gonna perform
  As the wedding`s animator.
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  Not ignoring a problem
  A girl loving to play the guitar
  Is bravely fighting with dogs.
  Lusy Imbergerova & Deril https://youtu.be/GL3DXJE9UJk
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  Breaking all traditions
  Puss in Boots
  Collects the material for his book.
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  BRANDY`S ALWAYS TRENDY
  Having not found his ideal
  The retired Brigadier
  General will knock back little brandy.
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  A light-headed and ne'er-do-well gal
  Is exposing the Internet fraudsters
  On the parade`s tribune.
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  After another night orgy
  The provider of delicacies
  Felt fascinated by the luxurious chandelier.
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  CLOWNISH FOR SKYPE
  The famous ex-Soviet clown
  Did his lady-friend`s bed and
  Made his announcement on Skype.
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  Having done a lot of work
  A pirate of the Southern Seas
  Hides in the iron tank.
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  IBIZA?
  A jolly weightlifter
  Will fall in love
  At the foam party.
  Mermaid Tails Danced by Samira
  Zopunyan https://youtu.be/rJtDlvmbL20
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  After the drug therapy
  An effing weather briefer
  Handles an outstanding problem.
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  A desperate loser
  Spilled beer onto his trousers
  In the Wild West.
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  After an intensive training course
  Kind old lady Xena
  Is to initiate a new trend.
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  Being tired of her incessant solitude
  Sweet Sasha
  Plans to start the broadcasting.
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  Hiding no facts
  The sheikh's concubine
  Investigates the criminal case.
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  After an intensive shoot-out
  The irksome lady lecturer
  Will choose the right place for the utensils.
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  Blinking her headlights playfully
  A very nice and refined woman
  Composes the electronic music.
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  Little Vovo, the shaggy schoolboy,
  Cooked some robust coffee
  After feeling danger.
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  After singing a lot in the karaoke bar
  A milksoppy first former girl
  Is about to hold the baby in her hands.
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  A stout figure skater became cheeky
  Much beyond his years
  In a dirty shed.
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  After taking the pills
  A call girl
  Starts reading an interesting book.
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  After being no longer of school age
  A wild boar from the thick woods
  Is a key figure at the juicy pussy scandal.
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  Aboard the cruise ferry
  This strange creature will sing lively
  And emotionally, up a storm!
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  A sunburnt Afro-American
  Inspired by the examples mined from the books
  Filliped on the nose of a native American.
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  A familiar dude from the confectionery
  Kissed entered Nastassya,
  Quite unwelcome and out of place!
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  I`d like to have a show camel. A Chihuahua-size portable camel! I`d take it everywhere and school him to
  spit at persons at whom I`d point!
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  When the piano started rolling downstairs the mover failed to pedal. He`s likely to have stepped on an
  accelerator rather than on a brake.
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  They say you must feel all in your life: drugs, sex, etc. An idea of having a kitten faxed never leaps to their
  minds. Kitty-kitty, come along!
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  Bishop Berkeley, or Words of Wisdom
  -What can I do for you?
  -I hear some voices.
  -What do they say?
  -They say: `What can I do for you?`
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  I am an escape of reality champion! First you escape from reality, then the very reality escapes from you.
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  I`d like to go from everywhere at once!
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  My grandma saw me talking with my friend on Skype and went to speak with the President on TV.
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  I can fly where I can`t go.
  I am unrestricted.
  To catch the nicest star by tail
  Ain`t for me not cricket.
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  A tall girl in domino threw herself on my neck. Her blue eyes behind her black velvet halfmask looked at
  me in an anxious and worried way.
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  When you drink you should know your measure, or else you drink less than you may allow yourself!
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  Period!
  
  
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