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Zig Heil! Ай да Зигги

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    When in Germany they greet sportsmen, winners, they are used to shout: Heil! Heil! Heil! (in English: Hail! Hail! Hail!). And it`s nothing to do with Hitlerian Germany. So Zig Heil means Long live Zig! (i.e., Sigmund, in this very case Dr. Freud). By the way, the Nazi greeting is being written like this: Sieg Heil! (Long live the victory!).

By Andrew Alexandre Owie
FREUD: YOUNG YEARS
The third form pupils in a Vienna school. The class.
It`s only Ziggy, a bundle of mischief, looks through a window!
The teacher, a young lady, can`t help reproaching him at last.
- Whom will you be in life, so lazy! You hardly move a finger!
- I guess I want to be a sexual pathologist, dear ma`am!
The pupil`s answer was direct and clear.
- I cannot but I have to beg your pardon an` ask to look at
Two women standing over there near
The news stall. They are eating ice cream, yet
The first one`s going to lick it, while her companion gonna bite!
Which one is married, then?
The lady teacher gave an instant answer: `Licking! Right?`
She blushed and flushed, and all but fell.
But Ziggy setting glasses straight
Just said: `The married lady wears a finger ring,
But your response and passion
As well as those of other pretty things
Just make me think you own your `transgressions`!
So you`ll be welcome to my couch when I`m a shrink!

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