Аннотация: The boy, who has experienced a great many adventures, now commands a squad of children's special forces. And he has to fight the civilization of the cycles . What is very interesting is that there is space technology here.
JOKE BOY AGAINST CYCLES
ANNOTATION
The boy, who has experienced a great many adventures, now commands a squad of children's special forces. And he has to fight the civilization of the cycles . What is very interesting is that there is space technology here.
. CHAPTER #1
The jester boy was in a combat suit with epaulettes of a space officer. Next to him was a girl, also in a suit with bells and whistles. And she is wearing a transparent, open helmet on all sides. The girl held a blaster in her hands and chirped:
- Edik, maybe we'll wait for the rest of the team? Fighting cycles together when there are at least a hundred of them is too big a risk!
The boy is a warrior, although he looks no more than twelve or thirteen, in a combat suit you can"t see what kind of muscles, but his eyes had a real prince. And he confidently said:
- No! Let's go to battle together! As for enemies, don't be afraid. After all, I gave you a tiny pebble-artifact "armor", it reduces the chance of hitting a hundred times!
The girl noted:
- And a hundred times a lot!
The boy was indignant:
- I didn't know that you, Adala, are such a coward!
The girl with orange hair said:
- I'm not a coward! Well, let's go for a decisive breakthrough!
And so the warrior children went into battle. All around there were rocks that sparkled with purple, emerald, lilac and pink flecked stones, and stalactites grew from the ground. And this is an extremely mysterious landscape.
And ahead of the castle. It looks like a knightly, medieval, but with rockets and ray guns on the towers. And from above, the local sun shines, which is even hexagonal in shape, and the light now and then changes colors and coloring. And this also gives the whole landscape a very mysterious and, at the same time, charming look in its own way.
The boy and the girl raced along the alternating, pulsing tile path. It may have been more customary for a young warrior to spank barefoot, but this combat suit, alas, is not separable. How many cycles are in the castle? This is also a mystery. And if there are only a hundred of them, then this is not so bad.
The boy and girl immediately hid behind a stone when a tank of this very aggressive race appeared. It was tall, in the shape of a triangle, and on each of the three sides there was a muzzle. And the armor gives off steel, but he does not touch the surface, on an air cushion.
The warrior boy Edward smiled his very sweet, if childish, smile. And he threw a small pea into the car of space aggressors.
She flew over and jumped straight into the rather wide muzzle of the gun. And after a couple of seconds, a triangular, powerful tank explodes. It was like lightning struck an ammunition depot, and shattered into small fragments.
This, indeed, turned out to be quite a cool passage.
Adala girl chirped:
- That's clever! You are a real Jedi !
The boy Edik nodded.
- I had to be a Padawan ! But that is another story!
After that, the brave children rushed further to the castle. The gates opened and three more tanks jumped out. Two of the same triangular, and the third is larger and hexagonal, with cannons on each side and another seven, which is on top.
The fighter girl whistled:
- Wow! We have new players!
The warrior boy nodded.
- You can break all-in!
And the young warrior took out a small device, the size of a matchbox. And he turned on several programs in it, turning his index finger. Then the boy, whom the girl called Edward in this combat episode, launched this box. She flew smoothly in the direction of the largest tank. And it's almost invisible.
The girl asked the boy:
- What is it?
Edik smiled and replied:
- Surprise! Now you will see how it works!
Indeed, the box flew into the barrel of a large tank. Only this time there was no explosion. The triumvirate continued to move. Moreover, two additional cars appeared.
The girl Adala whispered:
- What didn't work?
The warrior boy winked.
- Now you'll see!
And indeed, the largest cannon of a large tank picked up and turned around, and how it will gouge at its triangular opponent. And hit him with an armor-piercing projectile. He flashed, and began to detonate the combat kit. And then the barrel was transferred to another tank, which is smaller, and hit him.
Adala said with a smile:
- Class!
Edik tweeted:
If the fortress is on the way,
The enemy built...
It is necessary to bypass from the rear -
Take her without a shot!
The girl winked at her young counterpart. Brave and smart children were against the whole army. But the cunning and technology against the monsters worked quite well.
The third tank caught fire, then the fourth. And again detonation and breaks. This is the alignment of death and annihilation, so far in one gate.
The warrior boy quite logically noted:
Why do we need a team? They are children just like us. Only I have the experience and knowledge of centuries, and they are fledgling youths. And it"s not worth exposing them to the impact of shells with a uranium rod.
The girl chirped:
- All people on the native planet,
Should always be friends...
Children must laugh
And live in a peaceful world!
The warrior boy picked up and sang:
Children must laugh
Children must laugh
Children must laugh
And live in a peaceful world!
Guns standing on the walls of the fortress began to fire at the enraged tank. Fountains of fire, destruction, and flaming sand erupted around the machine. And a couple of hits on the armor cracked.
The girl Adala remarked:
- Not a very accurate opponent.
However, several more shells hit the tank. And from detonated, and exploded. At the moment of the explosion, a tiny dot separated from him. And Adala held out her hand. A device that was used by a brilliant boy flew into the girl's palm. Or, in any case, an experienced hero and designer who looks like a boy.
Edik approvingly patted the girl on the shoulder:
- Well done, you got it!
She laughed:
- Catch you, do not catch!
And the device slid into the boy's nimble, macaque-like palm.
Now the kids were happy. Like the players who hit the bank at roulette and got golden chips. But it is clear that when you are lucky, it is difficult to stop. Having an excellent memory, Edik remembered that in the twentieth century he was so mustachioed that he did not know the measure, and he paid for it, although at first he was lucky. So, of course, in the casino you need to be able to exit the game in time.
Edik, however, understood that this was not quite a game. And that real war is not an RPG.
For example, two helicopters have now appeared over the castle. And they seem ready to explore the area.
The girls squeaked in fright:
- Afraid! We can get them!
Edik laughed and replied:
- There were more abrupt targets. Here's how my reusable cybernetic bug works.
And the kid started it again. And the number of helicopters has increased to six. And they were streamlined and big.
Adala tweeted:
Let run clumsily,
Armored tanks in the puddles...
And the helicopter chirps like a wasp!
Edik picked up:
Cheburashka gunner,
Shapoklyak, like a pilot,
The crocodile loaded the machine gun!
And now the helicopter, having received a bug on itself, how it blasted from air guns at its counterpart. It was damaged and began to smoke. And other helicopters swirled. And on them, too, fire, and they in response. Here comes the fun. One of the turntables has already begun to fall, leaving a smoky tail behind it.
And behind her, another. This, indeed, is fun and internecine strife.
The boy nodded to his friend.
How's the disassembly?
Adala growled.
- Lucky!
Edik was offended and puffed out his ruddy cheeks:
- Can you still say, freebie?
The girl thumped herself on the transparent helmet, but said nothing. Meanwhile, two helicopters fell at once. And one hit the castle, also damaging three guns at once.
The boy genius tweeted:
- Agree, smart!
The girl replied:
- It is possible that it is clever, and how not to support here!
The last two helicopters collided violently and exploded at once. And again there was a flash. That's great!
Edik sang:
Great genius, minion of fortune,
At the same time, man...
Poetry lyrical strings,
To have a century worthy of the heart!
So the second round went in favor of the brave children. And the control superbug with the chip returned to the boy's palm.
The girl noted:
- Yes, we are doing well. But the enemy can also have a joker in his pocket!
Edik answered with a grin:
- I knew one joker. Or rather, not one. There were such shots in games and movies!
The castle gates opened again. This time, bigger monsters come out of them. They even bent to crawl out.
In this case, walking robots!
The boy genius exclaimed:
- Evangelion !
The girl asked in surprise:
- What?
Edik explained with a smile:
- This animated series was filmed on the planet where I come from. And there were big robots there too!
Adala remarked:
Your planet is amazing. You once said that you have more than two hundred countries.
The boy answered with a sigh:
Yes, unfortunately it is.
The girl asked in disbelief:
- And why, unfortunately? Maybe just fortunately. Because it's great to have so many countries and cultures on one planet!
Edik replied:
- No! Not very cool. People too often fight and use their fists. That is, I wanted to say that different countries too often conflict and throw missiles at each other.
Adala remarked with a sigh:
- Yes it...
The warrior boy finished decisively:
- Disgrace! Until then, let's get on with the robots!
And electronic monsters came out, and in fact, a whole dozen. And they have so many weapons that they can destroy an entire city.
Edic remarked:
- Here we need a different approach against them.
And the boy took out a small device with an antenna from his pocket.
The girl asked in surprise:
- What it is?
Edik replied with a smile:
- The carrier of fast, but destructive viruses!
Adala tweeted back:
- Ah, what viruses, viruses- viruses !
The boy corrected
- No! Our goal is to protect the good, and not to harm people, or the Saikals , or even their robots!
And the genius boy fired an invisible beam towards the terminators.
I remembered films about robots, and others. And here you can"t argue that the advanced beam is the same.
Edik drove around large robots, each the size of a nine-story building , with a beam. And he succeeded. Here one of the terminators suddenly froze and began to descend. And behind him, another.
The boy sang with a smile:
Fortune Hour -
It's time to play!
Fortune Hour -
Try not to miss this hour!
The girl, watching how the robots freeze and fall, raising dust and scattering broken parts when they hit the slabs, noted:
Yes, it's technical!
Eddie nodded with a smile.
- Yes, technology is everything during the reconstruction period!
Adala replied:
- No! People and staff decide everything! And at the same time, and not all!
And the girl also took out something resembling a rubik's cube from her pocket and began to twist it.
The terminator robots collided again, and a whole luminous web enveloped them, which sparkled and vibrated. And then, the combat vehicles began to crumble and scatter into small pieces. Which, in turn, exploded, and fragments flew like an ice floe that fell under the crushing blow of a hockey star's stick.
Adala made the adjustment and remarked:
- Now we can become invisible for a couple of minutes!
The boy genius replied:
- Not the most perfect device, in infrared light we will be visible. Come on, I better do the tuning.
At that moment, a noise was heard from behind the couple. Boys and girls in combat suits appeared. There were only a dozen of them, and they were no older than a couple, at least in appearance. But at the same time, children have quite decent weapons. Laser guns, blasters, annihilation tiny pea grenades. Yes, the guys here are clearly not simple. Yes, and trained in virtual battles !
Eddie exclaimed:
- Guys, be careful, otherwise you will get hit! There are weapons here that can pierce your battle suits.
The warrior children lay down. Beams of light streaked through the air, and laser cannons fired.
They began to hit everything that moves. Even in dust.
Adala tweeted:
- Like this. There is a lot of fire here.
A pair of surviving terminator robots were hit by their own guns. And they blazed and began to burst. One's head, torn off, flew high up and spun like a top.
The kids with laser guns giggled. Apparently it looked like a lot of fun. Although one girl was hit by shrapnel, she inadvertently raised her head in a transparent helmet, and her pink, childish cheek was burned.
The warrior exclaimed:
- Antiquasar !
Adala agreed.
- Blackly simple!
The warrior boy sprayed the girl's burnt and cut cheek with a tube of regenerating paste. And almost instantly, the damage healed, and then the smooth skin of the young warrior smoothed out, leaving no trace.
The girl squeaked with a smile:
- Science, however!
Edik noted, frowning his smooth forehead, in which the memory and experience of many centuries:
- Cycles are not so simple. We may have problems.
Adala tweeted back:
- Although we do not solve all our problems,
Can't solve all problems...
But everyone will be happier
Everyone will have more fun!
And here again the gates of the medieval castle were opened. And from there popped another surprise. In this case, it turned out to be huge tyrannosaurs. And on them sat warriors in combat suits.
Adala squeaked:
- Cycles !
Eddie nodded in agreement.
- Very similar to that. With dinosaurs, they are dangerous.
The warrior children sang in chorus:
Dinosaurs, dinosaurs,
Maybe you live in Africa!
Chewing oranges for breakfast
Dinosaurs, dinosaurs!
The Cycles were similar in figure to humans, but larger and taller. And there were as many as six fingers on each hand, and the largest thick phalanxes were located opposite each other.
Very cruel creatures.
Adala tweeted:
- I'm a little afraid of them!
In response, Edik sang:
How much to be a coward, I do not understand
A strong warrior for battle is born ...
Fear is a weakness, and therefore -
Those who are afraid are already defeated!
Warrior children chirped:
We won't be afraid of monsters
Born with a ray gun in their hands...
Knights have always known how to fight,
Let the enemy be forever in the cold!
Dinosaurs of enormous size were advancing. And even these menacing reptiles jumped up and down.
The boy commander nodded to Adala :
- Give me your Rubik's Cube !
The girls chirped:
- What is this for?
Edward sang in response:
For happiness, for our sake,
If we want it...
Don't ask me anything
Don't ask, don't infer anything!
The warrior children laughed again, as if it were a fun game.
The warrior boy, who was on the side in a combat suit, noted in an orange speck, frowning his childish, but courageous and pretty face:
- If we all discuss the orders of the commanders, and even during the battle, then discipline will completely disappear.
Rubik's Cube without arguing . Edik picked it up and sang:
We will destroy the enemy with one blow,
We will confirm the glory with a cool sword ...
the Cycles for a reason -
Let's smash the dinosaurs into pieces!
And the boy-genius began to press with his nimble hands the buttons of this strange cube. And the huge and evil tyrannosaurs came closer and closer to the detachment of child warriors. And large, two and a half meters tall cyclists have already begun to fire from their coolly tricked-out laser machine guns.
Adala tweeted:
Your fate is in the balance
Monsters are attacking us!
But thank God, there are friends,
But thank God, there are friends!
And strike such a blow
Until it's not too late!
And then the three tyrannosaurs walking in front suddenly turned around and attacked each other. And they began to tear with their claws strong, gray to brown speckled skin. The Cycles flew off the monsters and writhed in a fit. Other tyrannosaurs began to attack them, and they really gave, breaking bones and grinding the meat of the defeated aliens.
Adala remarked with a sigh:
- It's horrible!
The warrior boy with red hair sang:
- War makes life terrible,
A death worthy and beautiful!
Here again, Edik twisted something in the Rubik's Cube . And again, other tyrannosaurs rushed at each other and bit. At the same time, they dropped cycles . They tried to shoot back. But their fire was not very effective against such monsters.
The children sang merrily:
In vain the enemy believes
What can break us brave ...
Who dares, he attacks in battle -
Enemies will be beaten furiously!
But in this case, the enemies of the cycles exterminated and shot, just at each other. And they were crushed by tyrannosaurs. And such a mess ensued. And the blood of the dinosaurs was green and blue, and the blood of the cyclists was orange. One of them had his helmet off. And a very nasty mug became visible, however, vaguely resembling a human one. But in tattoos, with terrible creatures.
Adala squeaked:
- Yes, these creatures are not very pleasant, and such adults!
Edik confidently replied:
- Here I never, I hope, will not become an adult, and even more so an old man! There is a way for our team not to grow up, in any case, the body!