Аннотация: Here again is the elf princess on a cruise on winged ships. And she has to deal with different enemies. And vampires, and even with the legendary Serpent Gorynych.
ELF PRINCESS and SNAKE GORYNYCH
ANNOTATION
Here again is the elf princess on a cruise on winged ships. And she has to deal with different enemies. And vampires, and even with the legendary Serpent Gorynych.
. CHAPTER No. 1
Here she is again with her army of winged ships, with crews of bare-legged girls barely covered with decorations and narrow strips of fabric. And the only representative of the stronger sex, a boy of about twelve or thirteen years old, Prince Edward. The august person's only clothes are shorts. But on the prince"s fair-haired head there is a wreath of stones that sparkle brighter than diamonds, and on the ankles of his bare feet and wrists, strong with fists that protrude from his knuckles, there are gold bracelets with stones.
But a vampire hovered in front of her with a magic wand in his hands. He is dressed very civilly, with boots and a top hat on his head. The face is pale, and long but thin fangs protrude from the mouth.
Last time they parted at the most interesting place. And now comes the continuation.
The title vampire said:
- My first question is: - Why did the coconut dry up?
Ellifa, who was the only one in this glamorous army wearing precious shoes and luxurious clothes, answered with a smile:
- The rainy spirit did not grow up, that"s why the coconut dried up!
The vampire waved his magic wand. The warrior girls took aim at him, aiming clockwork crossbows with bolts and bows with arrows.
Their muscular bodies looked very appetizing.
The vampire shuddered, his white face turning blue with annoyance. And he hissed:
- You answered quickly!
Ellifa, proudly straightening her figure, answered:
- A moment gives victory!
The vampire chuckled and noted:
- You have such a wonderful team. So many girls, and they smell so good!
Indeed, there was a strong smell of incense, the aromas of expensive perfumes, and the clean, muscular bodies of healthy and young girls. And this literally made my head spin.
Ellifa said in a stern tone:
- Don't talk to us about it! Give me the second riddle here!
The boy-prince Edik threw a small needle with his bare toes, and it pierced four flies at once, twisted and returned back to the young warrior.
The Terminator boy sang:
- Jokes aside, vampire,
Otherwise there will be a coffin...
Let's dance and have a feast,
Let the bald monster die!
Ellifa laughed, winked at the boy and chirped:
- But why,
The vampire made us sad!
The boy prince muttered and remarked:
- OK! I have a feeling that they are talking to us in a trivial way. But the vampire just wants to buy time!
The bloodsucking dignitary remarked:
- It wasn"t I who started singing, but you! Although I could sing myself!
Ellifah burst out laughing and noted, her teeth sparkling like diamonds:
- We would be glad to listen to your song, nightingale!
The vampire took it and sang:
Dusk has fallen on the city,
Houses floated in the shadow of hell...
Tightening the hammer of death tighter,
Satan is walking the streets!
He chops down the wicked people,
The elves are also billed...
Those who just want to live beautifully,
It turned out the other way around!
The devil is here, the devil is there
Life is like a dream, a complete deception...
The devil is here, the devil is there
Life is like a dream, a complete deception!
Edik laughed and, interrupting the vampire"s song, stamping his bare foot, quite logically noted:
- You can't argue with that! That the Devil is here and the Devil is there!
Ellifa said harshly:
- Enough of these songs! Give me the next riddle and quickly!
The vampire hissed, baring his teeth and growling:
- Riddle number two: - Where does Satan live!
Ellifa smiled and asked:
-Who is this Satan?
The boy prince answered confidently:
- This is the one who is considered the diametric opposite of the Almighty, and more precisely, the Creative Principle of the Megahyperuniverse. A kind of thing that is destructive in our and other universes. - The young tomboyish warrior snapped his bare toes on his tanned feet and added. - There are also other versions - they say, this is a fallen angel. Like the fact that the strongest and most perfect of the angels took pride and went against the Almighty God. There are other versions. They say that Satan is a humble servant of the Almighty and performs the functions of an executioner. Or, even like the Devil is the head of the liberal opposition against the conservative and despot God.
The vampire growled, his fangs lengthening.
- Enough talking. Give me the answer!
Ellifa giggled and sang:
I have a simple answer -
Selfishness is the source of troubles!
In egoism Satan -
He is the fruit of our mind!
The girls clapped in response with their bare, pink-soled, graceful, chiseled, seductive feet. These are beautiful warriors.
Edik chirped with a sweet smile:
People die for metal, for metal!
People die for metal, for metal!
Satan rules the roost there!
Satan rules the roost there!
Ellifa shook her head.
- Why does Satan rule the roost there and not here? After all, evil exists in all worlds and planets.
The boy prince nodded his light, slightly golden head:
- Right! Although, there are different levels of good and evil! Their distribution across the worlds is exactly the same. On some planets, or more precisely, star empires, paradise really reigns. And there is cosmic communism.
Ellifa stretched her scarlet lips into a smile and, flashing her teeth, cooed:
- What is communism?
Edward explained:
- Communism is a type of Eden, or Viriya, but not created by the Gods, but obtained as a result of the development of science and technology!
The girl queen laughed and chirped:
- The planet recognized the greatness of the elves,
Orkshinism was crushed with a blow of the sword...
We are loved and appreciated by all nations of the world -
And the army of girls goes to communism!
The beauties clapped their bare, chiseled, graceful feet again. And from this there were real waves that rose like a tsunami.
Edik chirped, baring his teeth:
In the vastness of the wonderful Motherland,
Tempered in battle and labor...
We will soon build a heavenly paradise,
So that people are not in need!
The girls giggled, and their voices were so beautiful and shimmering. It was as if an orchestra was playing with the most exquisite and advanced musical instruments!
Ellifa cracked her knuckles and hissed:
- Well, now give me your third and final riddle, vampire! And we will rule a fairyland!
The vampire snapped and roared:
- You want too much! Just three verses to read and rule the whole power! No, you will fight. I changed my mind!
Edward, the boy prince, sang cheerfully:
- We are peaceful people, but our armored train
I managed to accelerate using quark fuel...
We will fight for a bright tomorrow -
Girls, hurry up and go kiss!
Ellifa muttered:
- Not funny! Do you want us to kill you?
The vampire replied:
- And we will kill you too!
Edik squeaked:
- And we can do this too! And it's cool to do! And kill orcs!
The warrior girls chirped in unison:
- If you give us an order, we will litter him with arrows, like a hedgehog with needles!
The girl queen answered with a smile:
- Ambassadors are not killed! Fly to your people and tell them:
- Whoever comes to us with a sword, he will die from the sword!
The vampire nodded and noted:
- In a few hours, those of you who remain alive will be the envy of the dead!
And waving his magic wand, it lit up like a meteorite and exploded, leaving a trail of smoke behind it.
The boy prince jumped up and cooed enthusiastically:
The explosions rumbled
The grace is over!
Stop showing your backs -
Time to kill enemies!
Ellifa transferred the sword from one hand to the other and noted:
- It's time for me to change clothes. This luxurious outfit makes me look too clumsy, and expensive shoes will interfere with the use of my feet during the spell.
Edik, with the smile of an eternal boy, who, at the same time, was very experienced, nodded and answered:
- Yes, this is really not the order!
The young warrior shook his bare foot, and a ring sparkled on his little finger. And Edward said something.
There was a flash of blitz. And Ellifa changed. Now she was barefoot, but a ring shone on each finger, except for a narrow strip on her chest and hips, her entire muscular, tanned body was naked, except for the bracelets on her hands and ankles. A wreath remained on the head, as if woven from stars. And in one hand the girl has a sword, in the other a magic wand.
A mane of gold leaf flutters in the wind, teeth sparkle with pearls, eyes glow with a mixture of emerald and sapphire, muscles are very prominent and expressive, swaying like ripples on water. And on the forehead there is also a star.
This is truly a steal - the highest grade.
Edik, with difficulty holding back his chuckles, said:
There is a princess beyond the sea,
What you can"t take your eyes off...
Emerald eyes
And a braid made of gold...
The moon shines under the scythe -
And on the forehead the star is burning!
And she herself is majestic,
There are not enough words to describe,
If speech and talk,
The stream is ringing with a key!
Ellifa shook her sword and wand. The boy prince used magic again, this time with a magic wand. And something sparkled at its tip.
And behind the shoulders of the beautiful queen appeared a very advanced mixture of a crossbow and a machine gun. This was the weapon.
Edik exclaimed:
- Schwarzenegger in a bikini and a female barbarian!
Ellifa grinned and asked:
-Who is Schwarzenegger?
The boy prince answered with a smile:
- This is the kind of guy who could make a worthy match for you!
The girl-queen giggled and sang:
We have little territory,
The guitar played sadly...
I can get a husband for free
But Schwartz the Barbarian is not a match!
Edik said with a smile:
- Yes, alas, in this regard... Although Arnie is very charming!
One of the warrior girls suggested:
- She needs Hercules!
Ellifa laughed and noted:
- You've set me up with a whole brood of men. I"d rather choose a man myself!
Edik asked with a smile:
- Out of love, or out of convenience?
The queen girl answered confidently:
- For love!
Edik remarked in a quite serious tone:
- Aren"t the interests of the empire first of all?
Ellifa answered with a sigh:
- Yes, why am I not my own boss?
The boy prince replied in a stern tone:
- No! A princess and even a queen are just an honorary slave!
Ellifa sang in response:
Maybe it's better to live in the village,
We are prohibited by law from loving...
Princesses have one ancient custom -
According to calculations, you need to get married!
And the girl-queen began to jump, and with her other bare-legged and curvy, muscular warriors:
But I don"t want to, I don"t want to, out of calculation,
And out of love, out of love I want...
Freedom, freedom, give me freedom,
I'll fly high like a bird!
I will soar over the planet like an eagle,
And drive the orcs with furry claws...
And really the queen of the universe -
Grace will come for love!
But there was no time to sing anymore. Ahead, the first enemy appeared in the sky - a very large, three-headed Serpent-Gorynych.
How is he different from a dragon? At first glance, the difference is small. But the Serpent-Gorynych is heavier, larger and more well-fed than an ordinary dragon. And it's not easy to fight him. And it can pour out much more fire than an ordinary winged representative of this species.
Now its mouth has opened and it"s like it"s hitting you with a fiery stream right from a distance.
Ellif and Edik shook the artifacts together, and the eruption from the dragon"s mouth turned and fell on the monster itself.
The Serpent Gorynych received his fiery merci and growled:
- Those are bad girls! Punishment awaits you!
Edik nodded in agreement:
- They are not a gift for you. But you will have to fight one.
Serpent Gorynych roared:
- Give me your queen for a barbecue!
The boy prince nodded:
- Mercy! It's your turn Ellif!
The Monarch Girl chirped:
The elves are furiously eager to fight,
Everyone believes in the truth fervently!
Serpent Gorynych sang in response:
And for me any sea, knee-deep sea,
And any mountains are up to my shoulder!
Ellifah responded by jumping up and hovering in the air. Edik nodded:
- Right! You can fly. Attack your enemy and cut off his head!
The marquise girl on the right hand of the queen corrected:
- Three heads!
Edik laughed and hissed:
- What if there are three in one?
Ellifa spun and caught the mast of her winged flagship with her shoulder and hurt herself painfully.
Gasping, the beauty chirped:
- Yes, of course, grace,
I learned to fly...
When I see something, grab it -
And tick!
Edik grinned and remarked:
-You have no experience fighting in the air. But it"s okay, I think you"ll learn!
Ellifa giggled and sang:
- I will fight decently,
Hitting the snake in the eye...
And he studies excellently,
Showing a decent class!
Here the girls bristled with their bows and crossbows, and even harpoon cannons.
The boy prince said confidently:
- No, you must fight the serpent Gorynych one on one!
Ellifah bared her teeth and rose into the air, and there she literally hovered and spun like a top.
Edik himself jumped up and ended up next to her. He grabbed the girl by the bare foot and shouted:
- Think positive!
Ellifa laughed. And the leg slipped out of the boy"s hands. The girl queen sang:
Doing something that is completely wrong -
It's sweeter than even ice cream!
Edik grinned and squeaked:
- Come on, go to battle, beauty! You will succeed!
Ellifa roared:
- Don't poke me! I am still a queen, and you are a prince!
The Terminator boy giggled and replied:
- If you knew how old I am, you would be horrified!
In response, the girl-queen sang:
Even though my head is gray,
I have nothing to be afraid of winter...
Not only sadness, my years,
My years, my wealth!
Edik confidently stated:
- Your hair will never turn grey, you will be forever young, forever barefoot!
Ellifah burst out laughing and stuck her tongue out at the tomboy.
Serpent Gorynych roared:
- Well, will you be there soon? It"s hard to keep a carcass like mine in the air!
Edik chirped again:
Try to defeat such a thief,
There is, however, a hyperblaster on hand ...
I believe the turning point will come soon
Gorynych, you can't hide in the mountains!
Ellifah burst out laughing once again, she was in a very playful mood. But when it comes to battle, let"s go to battle. Not for slaughter after all!
The girl queen swung her sword through the air. The serpent Gorynych responded by blowing a light at the agile and barefoot girl. She twisted in the air and reflected the streams of flame with a wave of her magic wand. They scattered in different directions.