Аннотация: 1125th myth on Russia on Kosti-NF. A story.
1125th myth on Russia on Kosti-NF. A story.
Mr. Wintertund, the second deputy general director of the Kosti-NF radio station, dialed the phone of the international observer Bashirov:
- 'Hello! Am I speaking with Bashirov?'
- 'This is Bosheer.'
Mr. Wintertund hesitated for a second.
- '... In general, prepare for release - together with the department of secret borrowing - a radio-program about the 1125th myth on Russia.'
- 'We have already prepared it.'
- 'What have you prepared ?!' - Mr. Wintertund was again slightly confused.
- 'The myth that Peter the Great opened a window to Europe. We stake on the mention of the Baltic territories of the Novgorod Republic.'
- 'Not! Not that!'
- 'How not that!'
- 'It's not relevant!'
- 'What is relevant?'
- 'You ought to expose the myth that the concepts "Russian" [русский] and "Russial"[российский] mean the same thing.'
- 'What does it mean?'
- 'The English word is one. And the notions "Russian" [русский] and "Russial"[российский] - It's two words in Russian language.'
- 'So ... he already wrote about it.'
- 'So he already wrote that a window to Europe existed since ancient times. He already wrote that Russia lost her Baltic possessions after the Livonian War (1558 - 1583).'
- 'Yes, he wrote about it.'
- 'Prepare a radio-issue about the 1125th myth on Russia. That the notions "Russian" [русский] and "Russial"[российский] should have two corresponding terms in English. Otherwise, the confusion in the minds turns out.'
- 'And if it comes out, what has he already written about this?'
- 'So your myth number 11 - what is it written about? That part of the territory of Kievan Rus' came under the control of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania. He wrote about this in detail. And so what?'
- 'Not. In myth number 11, there is no mention of the partition of the Commonwealth. And he focuses on the partition, on its consequences, on overcoming it. So myth number 11 is five to six levels of the original text. Well ... maybe the seventh, farthest, level ...'
- 'So, it's fine. Deal with the 1125th myth. Make it so that five or six levels were original, and the seventh, farthest, would be difficult for an ignorant person to understand.'
- 'In general, it's not so difficult! Let the myth "Russian" [русский] - "Russial"[российский] be number 1125. Let us give the myth about the "window" a different number.'
- 'Well! Act together with the Secret Department of Intelligent Borrowing! Don't waste your time. We, still, have many myths on Russia at our disposal.'
- 'Okay! I will go, just now, to the department of intellectual borrowing.'
- 'Go ahead!'
Mr. Wintertund sighed. There are many myths, almost every miniature contains a new idea, and the working day and the duration of the existence of any radio station are not endless.
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May 21, 2021 11:59
Translation from Russian into English: May 21, 2021 12:58.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский '1125-й миф о России на Кости-NF. Рассказ'.