Аннотация: A blogger from the Capital Regiment reduces diesel prices in Khabarovsk. A humorous sketch.
A blogger from the Capital Regiment reduces diesel prices in Khabarovsk. A humorous sketch.
This blogger has relatives and a small homeland. But now is not the time to go into details.
One day, the blogger was enrolled in the Capital Regiment.
A driver in military uniformtransported him from his place of residence to his place of service in an expensive company car with tuning.
Once a phone call came to the blogger from the top.
A tuning car for 15 million euros (with service numbers) delivered the blogger up to a beautiful building in the center of the capital.
When the car passed under the arch, an icicle fell from above (from one of the structural elements). It crashed right in front of the car's front bumper. And the entire space under the arch was filled with bright sparks.
It boded well.
An important meeting.
- Are you ready for a challenging assignment?
- Yes!
- Have you heard about the problems of the Northern Delivery? About the rise in prices for diesel fuel in Khabarovsk?
- Of course!
- Take action! Take personal control!
- Yes! I am ready to serve the Euro-Asian Community!
Half an hour later, the blogger, driving an expensive foreign car, left the capital along one of the main highways to the North-West.
He played checkers and applied all the skills he had acquired during his period of life in the capital.
Finally, his plan worked.
The blogger flew out through the windshield towards the Northern Sea Route. But if Baron Munchausen flew on the core at subsonic speed, then the blogger rushed like a gliding block at Mach 5.
Soon, the blogger landed on the captain's bridge of an atomic icebreaker.
- Forward! - he commanded and duplicated this command in his account on the Internet site.
The atomic icebreaker, encouraged by the blogger's numerous followers, rushed forward, cutting through the Arctic ice.
Here is Cape Dezhnev. Here you can relax.
The blogger took off the captain's headdress, and took a selfie with the Cape Dezhnev in the background. He posted on Instagram. (Added half a million subscribers).
From Nakhodka, diesel fuel rushed by air, water and rails to Khabarovsk.
In a Japanese foreign car (with drawings of oriental fairy-tale creatures on the hood), a blogger also rushed towards Khabarovsk.
With the first liter of diesel fuel that arrived in Khabarovsk, prices began to fall.
The more fuel and other necessary goods arrived from the Northern Delivery, the faster prices fell.
Every day the price of diesel fuel decreased by 10 rubles.
Festive, New Year's mood.
With such prices, you can celebrate the New Year cheerfully, and fulfill the program for the development of the Far East brilliantly.
The blogger remembered a cloud of sparkling sparks that filled the space under the arch as he drove into confidential territory before receiving the assignment.
"I am ready to serve in favour of the Euro-Asian economic area!" - the blogger posted a report in his account. - "The conscript of the scientific company [name, surname, place of birth and other biographical details are confidential] reports on the completion of a responsible task of the general headquarters!"
It's nice to celebrate the New Year with low prices for diesel fuel in Khabarovsk and with a good mood!
The responsible task of general headquarters is completed!
November 22, 2021 14:23
Translation from Russian into English: November 22, 2021 18:25.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Блогер из Столичного полка снижает цены на дизель в Хабаровске. Юмористический скетч".
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