Аннотация: A community of cultural observers on Kosti-NF. A story.
A community of cultural observers on Kosti-NF. A story.
Mr. Wintertund ordered to transfer the mysterious telephone apparatus, the handset of which was never used, from his office to the hall for meetings.
Then he himself moved from his office to the hall.
He instructed the technical officer of the Kosti-NF radio station to call the community of cultural observers into the hall.
Half an hour later the cultural observers filled the hall.
In the front row, three people were especially noticeable: firstly, a man in dark glasses, who was giving everyone his book about the great writer "Jackal with the Wolf", secondly, a kind person reading a guide to Russia, and, thirdly , an affectionate uncle who was telling a group of girls-students accompanying him how to play the role of Juliet according to a different acting techniques.
A silence reigned in the hall for a several minutes.
The sounds-signals of a mysterious telephone set rang out.
Mr. Wintertund brought his head closer to the apparatus. The apparatus was ringing, and Mr. Wintertund was listening to the sounds-signals.
Finally, Mr. Wintertund straightened up. The mysterious apparatus became silent.
- Especially annoying that he went through all the filters! And after all this he says such a nasty things!
Everyone was silent.
Girls-students from the environment of the affectionate uncle looked motionlessly into space.
The kind person fixed his gaze on the guidebook.
The man in dark glasses, for reliability [for safety's sake], additionally covered [obscured] his eyes with a paper issue of the State Gazette.
- What are we going to do!????!!!
The silence again.
- You know what? - Mr. Wintertund reduced the strictness in his voice. - She won't say anything bad anymore.
He sighed.
- Her surname is well-known! How much has been written about her! Where was she filmed? What films did she star in? However, there were many films...
Everyone's eyes redirected to Mr. Wintertund.
- Let's do such a way. We will not invent a bicycle. Let's to use a method of "eclipsing". You must to rattle continuously, endlessly. She is the greatest actress. Telegrams, condolences, memories, praises. He is an insignificant person. Of course, there is no need to remember how he was recently praised and glorified. If he will correct his behaviour and will repent, then we will think. In general, to whirr, to rattle, to run [to put, to launch] a record and to repeat continuously. The matter is urgent and necessary!
Mr. Wintertund nodded his head in the direction of the mysterious telephone.
- Any other suggestions?... No. Then get to work, dear cultural observers!
The community of cultural observers left the meeting hall.
After waiting for the special telephone to be returned to its permanent place, Mr. Wintertund headed from the meeting hall to his office and turned on the electric kettle.
"It's the time for a cup of Diplomatic Ceylonian!"
January 15, 2023 07:18
Translation from Russian into English: January 17, 2023 00:41.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Сообщество культурных обозревателей на Кости-NF. Рассказ'.
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