Аннотация: A creative trillions through a Russian classics; a film about space on Kosti-NF. A story.
A creative trillions through a Russian classics; a film about space on Kosti-NF. A story.
Mr. Wintertund saw that a call came to his cell phone from Mrs. Quicktalker's phone.
- "Tell me! What are the plans!"
- "We do not have a budget propagandists, but we have a patriotic journalists!"
- "I know."
- "Our cultural observer, Frol Gitis, recipient of state funds through fifteen financial channels, is going to conduct a patriotic interview."
- " The ordinary people have a strong character and they have always defended the independence of our Motherland."
- "He is going to invite an actress who flew into space and to ask her a question: when will it be possible to watch a film with an estimated cost of $ 100 million - it approximately equal to 7 billion Russian rubles."
- "We are the country of Tolstoy, Pushkin, Gogol and Dostoevsky ... This should be emphasized ..."
- "So..."
- "Let the cultural observer start training with small topics. The first broadcasts are best done at night. The participants in the programs - are a minor cultural figures. The main task is to get skills of a calmly, without unnecessary emotions, conversations - about means for culture."
- "I am writing down."
- "Let them discuss the channels of receipt of money and name the amounts. Just let them not rejoice loudly, but speak calmly, without pleasure. Now even tertiary, low level figures cannot hide their joy ... They may rejoice not in the radio studio, but at their (evening) parties ..."
- "Yes..."
- "Then, when Frol get into the habit of talking about money for culture correctly, let him move on to the next topic - to the film based on Leo Tolstoy's novel Anna Karenina."
- "Yes, it's fresh, it's relevant ..."
- "The actress, who flew into space, - she will be useful there ...
According to the new, revised screenplay, Anna Karenina, who has laid down on the rails, needs help."
- "Women need protection!"
- "The nurse - the actress will play the role of nurse, - hurries to the aid to Anna. But it is not so easy for a nurse-rescue to get into a worn-out railway, into worn-out carriages and an obsolete steam locomotive. Investment needed! 6 trillion rubles!"
- "6 trillion?"
- "The money has been freed, listen the news from the All-Russian Pension Fund ..."
- "This is a good plot ..."
- "Investments are allocated, the locomotive is being repaired, the actress saves Anna ..."
- "And what about a movie about space?"
- "Who will be interested in 7 billion rubles when it comes to 6 trillion rubles? ..
Well ... we without noise will quietly lead this movie through the third-rate film festival, will give a prize, will make positive publications on inconspicuous sites - about ten to fifteen ... Who will be interested in this? We will quietly get off the topic ... Maybe she will achieve to get the state award (order) ..."
- "I understand."
- "Instruct our observer Frol to learn patriotically take care of public money. We do not have a budget propagandists, but we have a patriotic journalists!"
- "Good!"
- "Take action!"
Mr. Wintertund looked thoughtfully at the monitor screen.
"What would you do here without provincials ...".
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December 9, 2021 14:27
Translation from Russian into English: December 9, 2021 15:33.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Творческие триллионы через русских классиков и фильм о космосе на Кости-NF. Рассказ".
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