Аннотация: A new, exciting, literature on Kosti-NF. A funny story.
A new, exciting, literature on Kosti-NF. A funny story.
Mr. Wintertund got up from a comfortable chair in his office and went to the conference room.
Here were huge monitors and tables and chairs arranged in a semicircle.
The entire Kosti-NF team has gathered here.
Mr. Wintertund took a seat from which he could see each employee.
Every media outlet, every large information holding, every newspaper, every radio station has an editor-in-chief.
These editors-in-chief were gathered in an online meeting for a talk.
They all sit in their offices or in specially converted rooms, but the telecommunications network allows each meeting participant to see other meeting participants on monitors, to listen, and to speak out.
The influencer will speak out his views and the editors-in-chief will be able to ask questions.
Naturally, neither Mr. Wintertund nor the Kosti-NF team had possibility to take part in the online meeting.
But thanks to some friends of radio station with great political weight, Kosti-NF was able to get a live video of the meeting online.
The meeting began.
The Kosti-NF team looked with interest at the influential person, at the chief editors, and, most importantly, at the boss of their native radio station.
The influential person looked from the screen favorably, and all the chief editors were keen on reading of a literary work.
"Probably a new Zoshchenko has appeared!" 'Or Gogol! "Or Dostoevsky!"
The influencer began his speech:
- Patriotism! Remember how members of creative unions joined the People's Militia!
- Now there will be a question about the case ... - the employee of the news department began to comment, but stopped under the stern gaze of Mr. Wintertund. - of Go ... of Ga ...
The editors-in-chief were attentively deep in reading the new "Eugene Onegin".
Meanwhile, the influencer continued:
- Sovereignty, independence ...
- They will ask a question about the case ... - an employee from the department of culture began to speak, but under the firm gaze of Mr. Wintertund the employee was seized with embarrassment. - So ... Sa ...
The chief editors weren't able to stop reading the new "Evenings on a Farm Near Dikanka".
- And most importantly - the spiritual values that unite all of us! - The influential person continued.
- They cannot but ask about ... - an employee from the department of traditions wanted to speak, but fell silent under the gaze of Mr. Wintertund.
Suddenly one of the editor-in-chief looked up from reading the new "Sevastopol in December" and asked the question:
- What is the situation and prospects in connection with the figure who has returned from abroad?
- We must adhere to the law! - the answer of the influential person followed.
All the chief editors looked up from their reading and looked attentively at the influential person.
- Patriotism, sovereignty, spiritual values - that's what people need! Our meeting is over.
The chief editors began to standing up. They also took with them the sheets of paper that they read during the meeting.
The sheets changed their horizontal position (in which they were on the tables) and were captured by high-resolution video cameras.
Fifteen seconds later (a possibilities of technique!) the entire Kosti-NF team, including Mr. Wintertund, received transcripts of the text, which captivated the editors-in-chief.
"The project of allocating funds from the federal budget to support the media."
All Kosti-NF employees began to devour the text greedily.
However, Mr. Wintertund retained a majestic, independent demeanor.
He took the sheets and went to his office.
Such texts should be read with pleasure!
'I will drink a cup of a good tea! And I will calmly read! "
Mr. Wintertund comfortably arranged himself in his chair ...
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February 11, 2021 22:14A new, exciting, literature on Kosti-NF. A funny story.
Mr. Wintertund got up from a comfortable chair in his office and went to the conference hall.
Here were huge monitors and tables and chairs arranged in a semicircle.
The entire Kosti-NF team has gathered here.
Mr. Wintertund took a seat from which he could see each employee.
Every media outlet, every large information holding, every newspaper, every radio station has an editor-in-chief.
These editors-in-chief were gathered in an online meeting for a talk.
They all sit in their offices or in specially converted rooms, but the telecommunications network allows each meeting participant to see other meeting participants on monitors, to listen, and to speak out.
The influential person will speak out his views and the editors-in-chief will be able to ask questions.
Naturally, neither Mr. Wintertund nor the Kosti-NF team had possibility to take part in the online meeting.
But thanks to some friends of radio station (with great political weight), Kosti-NF was able to get a live video (online) of the meeting.
The meeting began.
The Kosti-NF team looked with interest at the influential person, at the chief editors, and, most importantly, at the boss of their native radio station.
The influential person looked from the screen favorably, and all the chief editors were keen on reading of a literary work.
"Probably a new Zoshchenko has appeared!" 'Or Gogol! "Or Dostoevsky!"
The influential person began his speech:
- Patriotism! Remember how members of creative unions joined the People's Militia!
- Now there will be a question about the case ... - the employee of the news department began to comment, but stopped under the stern gaze of Mr. Wintertund. - of Go ... of Ga ...
The editors-in-chief were attentively deep in reading the new "Eugene Onegin".
Meanwhile, the influential person continued:
- Sovereignty, independence ...
- They will ask a question about the case ... - an employee from the department of culture began to speak, but under the firm gaze of Mr. Wintertund the employee stopped with embarrassment. - So ... Sa ...
The chief editors weren't able to stop reading the new "Evenings on a Farm Near Dikanka".
- And most importantly - the spiritual values that unite all of us! - The influential person continued.
- They cannot but ask about ... - an employee from the department of traditions wanted to speak, but fell silent under the gaze of Mr. Wintertund.
Suddenly one of the editor-in-chief looked up from reading the new "Sevastopol in December" and asked the question:
- What is the situation and prospects in connection with the figure who has returned from abroad?
- We must adhere to the law! - the answer of the influential person followed.
All the chief editors interrupted their reading and looked attentively at the influential person.
- Patriotism, sovereignty, spiritual values - that's what people need! Our meeting is over.
The chief editors began to standing up. They also took with them the sheets of paper that they read during the meeting.
The sheets changed their horizontal position (in which they were on the tables) and were captured by high-resolution video cameras.
Fifteen seconds later (a possibilities of technique!) the entire Kosti-NF team, including Mr. Wintertund, received transcripts of the text, that captivated the editors-in-chief.
"The project of allocating funds from the federal budget to support the media."
All Kosti-NF employees began to devour the text greedily.
However, Mr. Wintertund retained a majestic, independent demeanor.
He took the sheets and went to his office.
Such texts should be read with pleasure!
'I will drink a cup of a good tea! And I will calmly read! "
Mr. Wintertund comfortably arranged himself in his chair ...
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February 11, 2021 22:14
Translation from Russian into English: February 11, 2021 23:23.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Новая, увлекательная, литература на Кости-NF. Веселая история'.