Аннотация: Fairy tales about the methodology of increasing income of ordinary citizens on Kosti-NF. A story.
Fairy tales about the methodology of increasing income of ordinary citizens on Kosti-NF. A story.
Mr. Wintertund summoned an economic talker:
- How are you? Do you make up fairy tales?
- We with this - "I'm a mother's fool" - teach the population how to increase incomes.
- It's right. What about our creative millionaire? In dollars terms?
- A smart director makes films about primitive fools, demonstrates the absolute loyalty and the lack of free thinking, makes friends with oligarchs (close to the body), receives premiums and subsidies. So it's all right. Yesterday he celebrated his birthday.
- I know. We provide information about him from time to time. An important cultural figure of our epoch. Probably yesterday, after his birthday, he listened to a symphony, counted the money received (in exchange of the next portion of conversations) and prepared his wife for a trip abroad to place the converted currency on a foreign account?
- All their festivals are internal. They gather mainly in the family circle. He tries not to go anywhere unless he has to. All capital is safe.
- Clever man. Correctly places accents in his films. In one of the widely known, recently shot films, he has the main character (woman) - with signs of mental inferiority and moral depravity. Her dad is a complete idiot, depicted in caricature form. And the daughter is a crazy nerd.
- Well, his wife probably talked about those among whom she lived - she is from those places ...
- Let's move on to your radio cycle. You there put less of a too clever thoughts. "I'm a mother's fool (girl)" - that's good. Her participation gives the program an additional absurdity. Thinking loses its footing. But there is no need to go beyond the boundaries of trust.
- What do you recommend?
- You start with a story about your childhood. "I'm from a poor family." "I'm constantly afraid of hunger, I'm afraid of being left without money." "I need to support two children, a pregnant wife and relatives who need support."
- This is good!
- Then, - a difficult youth. In Belgorod. Salary - two thousand rubles a month. "Of these, I set aside (was saving) one thousand."
The economic talker out laughing:
- This is a story for idiots. During one of the defaults, all the money would have been destroyed...
- Don't show off your overly big mind! Your head works, so you laugh. And people are busy with their daily activities. Are they studying economic history?
- Sorry, I couldn't resist. I will listen carefully.
- Now you have a lot of airbags. Life insurance. Pension fund payments. You make payments every month. For the sake of the future.
The economic talker froze, as if suppressing a fit of laughter.
Mr. Wintertund continued the consultation:
- You have a buddy (woman) from the province. An employee of the largest bank. You recently had a conversation with her. The highest degree of confidentiality. She told you under great secrecy who has the largest bank deposits - there, in the provinces ...
- Such, the largest, bank deposits have a local leaders of organized crime communities?!
- They don't keep money in banks, my young friend... The pensioners have the largest deposits. They have millions! How do they manage to save? And because they are thrifty!
- Ha-ha-ha! In general, right. Thank you for your generosity in retirement matters! Retirees are thriving. They are shadow millionaires, although they hide it.
- Yes ... here some are trying to portray themselves in nice way, make an offer for the thirteenth pension.
- They are the bad people. They fly forward. They must be dealt with firmly. But carefully. "Our pensioners are secret millionaires." But all of them (secret millionaires) are known to the provincial employees of the largest bank.
- Yes!
- Got it?
- Yes!
- Act!
The economic talker went to prepare the broadcast.
The phone rang.
From the accounting department they reported about the receipt of a multimillion-dollar state subsidy.
- Prepare half!
In two hours the package will be ready.
Mr. Wintertund called Mrs. Quicktalker:
- Have start your trip to foreign resorts yet?
- I'm getting ready...
- Are you aware that investigative journalists - they are heroes?
- They are heroes, that's for sure.
- Be ready for difficult tasks!
- I'm ready, you know!
- Reserve a seat for the another (third) package. It will be twice the size of the heavier one.
- Will be done!
Now you can relax a little and drink a cup of the Diplomatic Ceylonian.
"Everyone needs to be taught!" "Everyone needs to be led!"
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August 21, 2022 06:13
Translation from Russian into English: August 21, 2022 07:32.
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