# I want to become a milijour. A media sketch

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MMMDLXV. I want to become a milijour. A media sketch. - November 6, 2024.

I want to become a milijour. A media sketch.


I want to become a militarian journalist and to have my own author's program on the radio.


So... What do I need to do?


I'm searching the Internet, looking for materials about Donald Trump. I compile ten pages of A4 typewritten text about what Donald Trump did during his previous presidential term.


Half a page about the elections.


Eight pages about Donald Trump's possible actions before January 2025 and after January 2025.


So, the text has been compiled. Now I am "distilling", "redriving" it, so that there is no complete coincidence of the text.


It is necessary to add a couple of lines about the fact that it got colder in the Kursk oblast, the soil got wet. Heavy machinery can pass along the territory, but it is difficult for cars to move around.


There are military actions that other, more senior people, should talk about.


The text has been compiled!


I go to the GRPNBCLP website and register myself there as a milijour. In addition to other data, I need to measure the length of my pen and to specify this data in the appropriate form. Of course, I do all this: I take a ruler, I am making a measuring, I am filling the appropriate field.


Now I'm a milijour! - the personality is heroic and respected, to a certain extent.


After all of the above, I can relax and dream a little.


I dream of red carpets, a beautiful office and a 100-fold increase in my income. In the beautiful corridors, I meet important people and feel my involvement in high spheres. I'll probably get (settle) someone into the Higher Military Gymnasium and in the Diplomatic Collegium named after Kornelrode.


I don't go too far in my dreams, although I hope for delicious coffee or tea, smoked sausage and carbonate.


Now I am sending my material to the radio: I will perform in my author's program via remote communication. I have a lot of creative tasks. People are waiting for my materials!


November 6, 2024, 21:31


Translation from Russian into English: November 6, 2024 22:32

Владимир Владимирович Залесский ' Хочу стать милижуром. Медиа скетч '.


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