Аннотация: MMMCDXXI. Literary party in transparent panties. A story for children about Seryozha. - December 23, 2023.
Literary party in transparent panties. A story for children about Seryozha.
After meeting with the Chairman of the Weightlifting Club, Seryozha decided to organize a Foundation for Assistance to Foreign Victims of Disappeared Postage Stamps. The desire to organize such a Foundation was very strong (before this acquaintance), but Seryozha was tormented by doubts: what if they will require detailed financial statements from him? What if they ask what the money was spent on? But the Chairman of the Weightlifting Club made a strong impression, it was clear that he could to defend not only the Foundation, but also more interesting cases.
As soon as information about the creation of the Foundation became public, a sheet of black paper fell into Seryozha's hands from the sky, on which an Invitation to a Literary party in transparent bathrobes was written in white letters.
Seryozha read the Invitation benevolently. The party participants had to have transparent bathrobes on their bodies with letters from different languages on the bathrobes. Seryozha was supposed to arrive at the meeting in a transparent bathrobe with a Russian letter "X".
Soon a mouse appeared which offered Seryozha to follow her.
The mouse led Seryozha to a huge white car decorated with colorful ribbons and inflatable balloons. The length of the car was noticeably more than fifteen meters.
Seryozha comfortably got into the car, opened the bar and drank a can of soft drink.
The car arrived at the underground parking lot of a huge skyscraper. Seryozha got out of the car and found that he was in an elevator, which is rising him up.
There was a closet with a mirrored door in the elevator. The mouse appeared again, and pointed Seryozha to transparent bathrobe with the Russian letter "X".
Seryozha took off his things and left them in the closet. He put the bathrobe on his naked body.
The elevator stopped. Seryozha saw a huge, well-lit penthouse filled with people in transparent bathrobes.
These people were walking around the penthouse holding glasses with drinks.
The route with access to fresh air was especially popular - with a demonstration of beautiful figures to the townspeople running below.
The mouse led Seryozha to the sofas placed as the letter "П". In the lower part of the "П", in the gap, there was an armchair on which Seryozha was supposed to sit.
People in bathrobes were sitting on the sofas. Their bodies were visible, but their hoods were not transparent, so Seryozha only heard their voices, but did not see their faces.
- It's good that you organized the Foundation. Now literary oligarchs do not live from the sale of copies, but from public trust, - one bathrobe said.
- You're on our List. We're watching your movements. You're outdated. Stop talking about successful athletes from the Ruzian district, who will defeat everyone in any sport, and to explain the disadvantages of the Polish cultural influence. It's the approach, theme of past day. It is necessary to borrow the meta-characteristics of those who are outside our List, but who, to one degree or another, enjoy public trust, - another bathrobe said.
Seryozha was interested:
- What meta-characteristics are you talking about?
- You should write something positive about your cats.
- What can I write about my cats? That I stroked them?
- You must to head to the First Literary Factory. There are the results of the work of Artificial Intelligence, which analyzed books about animals written in the 18th, 19th and 20th centuries. He will create a book for you about your cats.
The other bathrobe continued the thought:
- You also have to write about other writers! You are a man of literature! With broad interests!
- I'll write about Gorky!
- Gorky is reserved for another person from our List!
- In such case, about Tolstoy!
- Tolstoy has now been handed over to a more respectable person than you. Tolstoy is now at the disposal of the Green Leaf Literary Factory.
- So ... I ...
- For you have been allocated a writer, an Award winner, Kolokolov. Kolokolov has a museum estate with a bunch of hungry employees. They are trying to attach their small biographical works on Kolokolov to different editions. This whole topic is given over to the Zimninsky Literary Factory. Go there.
A picture began to form in Seryozha's mind: he is the author of a book about his cats, as well as a biographical book about Kolokolov, the Winner of the Prize.
Of course, this will help to raise financial inflow for the Foundation to Help Foreign Victims of Missing Postage Stamps. It is necessary to dig more deeply, not to get stuck on the brave residents of the Ruzian district and on the topic of Polish cultural influence.
While the discussion was going on, Seryozha drank three glasses with good cocktails. He began to indicate with gestures that he had drunk a can of a cooling drink in the car, already a long time ago.
The hooded men didn't seem to understand what Seryozha was trying to tell them.
A little table with a sheet of paper was placed in front of him.
- Put your index finger in a cocktail glass and write with your finger on a piece of paper:
"I promise to cheating, to lie, to confuse."
There was no way out, Seryozha had to write.
Seryozha raised his head. The hooded persons sitting on the sofas had disappeared. Penthouse was filled with people in transparent bathrobes.
The mouse escorted Seryozha (for some reason) to the place of the penthouse, where the barrier separating the visitor of the penthouse from the people far below was very low.
The mouse looked expectantly at Seryozha.
What should he do? Should he splash liquid from a glass on those who are running far below? But he drank cocktail all. To throw the glass down? Seryozha did not want to do this.
- Please lead me back to the car!
Elevator. Reverse change of clothes. A long car.
Here's the Pool.
At parting, the mouse wagged its tail and informed Seryozha:
- As you the person from the List, it's allowed for you not to pay out utility bills and commissions to banks! But don't try to hide yourself somewhere abroad! Court orders will be sent immediately for the entire amount owed!
Seryozha shook his head irritably. Meanwhile, the long car drove away. Apparently, the mouse departed in the car.
Seryozha entered the Pool building. He need to call the First Literary Factory about a book about cats and to call the Zimninsky Literary Factory about a book about the Laureate Kolokolov. It's time to master the meta-characteristics (of those outside the List) - to increase the level of public trust and to fill with financial means of the population the Foundation for Assistance to Foreign Victims of Disappeared Postage Stamps!
December 23, 2023 00:50
Translation from Russian into English: December 23, 2023 02:26
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