Senya is sitting on a bench, breathing a fresh air.
Friends came up.
Started to grind some questions.
By a corner of his ear, Senya hears:
- They want to occupy the Internet!
Senya is indignant:
- Why do not we occupy the Internet?
'Great thought, Senya! We need to take the internet!"
A good idea... But how?
You can approach the entrance of apartment building and shout: 'subscribe to our channel in the Telekilogram!'
But no one will subscribe. Who need it? Someone will spit. Then go along the apartments, find out who spat, time to waste!
Some dude from among friends suggests: 'I can create a content!'
Senya and friends look at the dude incredulously: 'He knows, how to rustle with banknotes. It's known. But whether he can create content ... What kind of content? !! '
True, there is one specialistess who said that she knows how to put a letter up to a letter, a word up to a word. But she met on the street make-up clowns, took some photos with them, successfully sold these photos, and drove off to the Canaries ...
One way or another, it's necessary to borrow the Internet!
Let the dude go to the south-east, in the steppe, there events are unpleasant. But those events not so important ones. If the dude succeeds, then let he rustle with money further. If he will sit in a puddle ... There is minimal risk, it rains rarely.
Dude rushed to the southeast and began to write.
He writes, and Senya and his friends on the tablet read everything that the dude writes: what does he write there?
Dude wrote a lot ... Where he could, put his nose everywhere ...
Senya with friends were reading ... They think, analyze ...
In general, not badly written.
The Russian empire is not mentioned? - He didn't mention it!
Cossacks are not mentioned? - He didn't mention them!
The enthusiasts of the Soviet period (who plowed a lot and built) are not mentioned? - He didn't mention them!
Didn't mention subsequent events? - Not! (He didn't mention anything about the Portuguese - those who fled from overseas territories after 1974. It's also right. The Portuguese did not live in these steppes. They were born in overseas territories ...). One of the friends commented - why did the dude say nothing about the penguins? They, the penguins, are very important birds !?
But Senya and friends ignored this opinion.
The general opinion was this:
- Well done dude! Let he rustle with banknotes further!
They sat well, talked, and read different texts in the tablet.
Senya said goodbye to his friends and went home.
'On the way, it's necessary to compose a fairy tale for the children... So that they do not complain about the lack of food and clothing and quickly fall asleep ...'
February 24, 2020 18:18
Translation from Russian into English: February 24, 2020 18:54.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Сеня и интернет. Рассказ'.