Аннотация: The Express Sketch about Radio-mite, Schnauzer and Bull Terrier
The Express Sketch about Radio-mite, Schnauzer and Bull Terrier
I
- Invite the radio mite!
- M-m-m...
- First, he's the smart radio mite. I was told. Second, angry. May be... Third, he speaks in a quiet voice, trying to seem sinister. Seems, this character will be useful for radio listeners.
- Will be fulfilled.
...
- All are fools and silly persons!
Radio hosts have imperceptibly looked at each other.
- When I worked in administrative structures, have brought me the document which I have prepared two years earlier. Also haven't changed at it even date! The document was simply pulled out from the computer and dispatched!
One of the radio presenters looked at the other: "If he is the ex-employee of the administration, so it is difficult for the Internet volunteers to reach such intellectual level ..." The other radio host tried to keep calm.
- They've been in power four years! And they showed themselves so stupid persons: that they did not catch three local homeless people, did not beat them and did not make them admit that they were recruited in the days of the Soviet Union.
Radio presenters tensed.
- And now imagine that I will take and I will eat the sausage brought for a breakfast the one of radio hosts!?
The radio host has begun to worry: "It is time to complete".
- We thank our guest for the interesting discussion! Our radio programm comes to the end!
II
- What with the radio mite?
- He have gone ... on affairs ...
- Well, well. He he could cling to the Schnauzer... In our radio station it will be not comme il faut ...
- To let out the Schnauzer?
- He was explained not to be shallow with the topic. What are tricycles? The projects of swings - for ruble, and performances - it's a kopeck. He promised to think ... What will he think up?...
- We will see...
...
- Dear radio listeners! There has come the "Time of the Schnauzer"! To someone will be funny!
Letters have come me with requests to discuss a more value themes. I have thought on the way to radio station. ... "There" it is quite stuffy... So you consider the working version. The version for discussion.
So. Who in our society is not stupid, quite enterprising and very wealthy? Of course, I do not compare myself and my comrades with the oligarchs. Oligarchs are people of another reality. And we are - from the thickness of the common people. Just we showed more understanding of the situation.
In some sense, we (I and my comrades) - are happy! It is clear, not all are happy equally. But nevertheless. Social position. The influence. So far, - though intimidate, - but so far and with money everything is all right. Of course, there are certain nuances. But - what to do? That's a life.
I present my upgraded intelligent algorithm.
Step one: I'm worried. I fear. If earlier I was afraid for road users, for cyclists, now I'm afraid for everyone! The stratification of society is abnormal, there are many poor people. Pessimistic, nefarious assessments of reality and the future appear.
Step two. I protect. I become on protection. I sound the alarm. I - not the thimblerigger, but I am - the concerned defender! Agree that it is absolutely other foreshortening. If earlier I protected participants of traffic and cyclists, then now, - in the modernized option, - I protect all! Yes-yes! All - all - all!
Third step. How to be? How to transform the aspiration to care for all into the system of consecutive actions? We already have the consept of it. Key to a situation: training and examination on obtaining the rights.
The door in studio was slightly opened. The Bull Terrier gradually came into radio studio with the interested look. Diplomatic radio hosts began to move far away from the Schnauzer.
The Schnauzer continued meanwhile:
- If I and my comrades, - prosperous, in general, people, - the, therefore, we can rid all (except oligarchs, - they are in the other reality) from problems. Let's make everyone to study and to pass exams for status. Status such a persons, as I and my comrades.
One of the radio presenters, despite the approach of the Bull Terrier, could not resist the skeptical remark:
- You say: stratification, poverty... A headache!.. And you still "throw up" for all population training with the exams ... and what percentage will be successful?.. "Examor" you want to arrange?
- They will pass the exams, together with candidates for the right of driving of motor vehicles, - schematically formulated Schnauzer.
Other radio host has sounded out the conclusion with surprise:
- Will pass the exams on these "rights" and will be same as you and your comrades? That is our entire population will become prosperous people? All will have a solid appearance, will demonstrate the correct behavour? And all receive decent money?
The Bull Terrier approached closer and closer the Schnauzer.
Suddenly radio hosts have rushed away from radio studio.
Radio listeners have heard the growling of the Bull Terrier and the panic screeching of the Schnauzer from loudspeakers of radio receivers.
"Remember a mite, but don't forget also about a bull terrier!" - one of radio hosts has quietly whispered, standing in a corridor.
"It will be the uncomfortable reality! And not only for network hamsters!" - other radio host has agreed.
June 1, 2018.
Translation from Russian into English: June 2, 2018 07:08. Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Экспресс-Скетч о радиоклеще, шнауцере и бультерьере".