Аннотация: The Sketch how the journalist wrote the sketch about political culture
The Sketch how the journalist wrote the sketch about political culture
There is a journalist around the city. He going to meet "sources". The head is filled with creative plans.
Suddenly sees the open hatch. That is, - a well. Whether sewer, whether water, whether for service of underground communication lines. Near the open well - the plate announcement: "Not to spit!"
The journalist felt an interest. Open wells - he saw. Plates - he saw. Announcements "Not to spit!" - he, too, somewhere saw.
But so that everything met in one place - for the first time he saw it.
Suddenly nice people approach the journalist, take him under an elbow and politely put into the car!
- What's the matter, gentlemen?
- The Parliament passed the law on licensing of laboratories!
- What does it have to do with I?
- You placed with yourself in the apartment not licensed laboratory! And for it responsibility is necessary!
- I have no laboratory in the apartment!
- Look - here at photos!
- These are photos of laboratory of the great scientist Mechnikov! I was there at an excursion when studied at school!. And when became more senior, drank the kefir "invented" by Mechnikov. They say that in kefir there is a quantity of alcohol? Do not disqualify me, please!
- Everything will be good! Laws, of course, become more and more detailed and more and more strict...
Meanwhile the car approached the official building and the journalist saw that he is in the cozy room. "It is good on the sports ground now - with all sides fenced with mesh", - for some reason the thought arose.
Meanwhile, in journalistic community, in general - in society, a noise began. Now kefir is drunk by many, and the story with photos of laboratory of Mechnikov excited many people.
Some people even planned to stage a demonstration, uncoordinated to the authorities. To them humanely suggest to coordinate demonstration (why to put "ordinary" people under responsibility for participation in an uncoordinated action?), and they defiantly in reply invite representatives of the authorities in the air. "Desire to participate in public discussion!" Specially, purposely, probably, so they do... "We are the people exhausted with kefir!..."
If there is such a noise, decided to treat the journalist with attention - handed him a bracelet.
He looked at a bracelet and understood that if to him such attention, then the worst - behind.
And the journalistic community developed broad activity meanwhile.
Found in the Internet of the photo of laboratory of Mechnikov and uploaded to the corresponding websites.
"It is not necessary to confuse Mechnikov's laboratory and the apartment of the journalist!"
If a situation got a wide resonance, the authorities looked at details more attentively and released the journalist: "Let drinks kefir further. Kefir is not prohibited by the law! At us all are equal, and the rights of all citizens are protected!"
The journalist went home.
He is met by colleagues: "What can you tell the public? After the events?"
"Thanks for support! I will try to justify the confidence! As for demonstration - it not lawful and I do not recommend to participate in it. It is better to spend time with close people, in family!"...
The journalist came home. The well and the words "do not spit" not go out of memory...
What means this sign?
On radio there is a culture program.
"So this sign - about culture!... I can write the sketch about political culture! I promised to justify the confidence!"
The journalist began to write the sketch about political culture.
June 12, 2019 07:47
Translation from Russian into English: June 12, 2019 08:26.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Скетч как журналист написал скетч о политической культуре".