Аннотация: The Story of how Sergey Sergeyevich was writing a review of the article by Ivan Golunov about Vyacheslav Volodin
The Story of how Sergey Sergeyevich was writing a review of the article by Ivan Golunov about Vyacheslav Volodin
Sergey Sergeyevich in the Main state library gets acquainted with rules of fishing. Huge massif of materials! Probably, during the preparation of the Constitution of 1936 there were less materials!
But there was a noise started. And this noise became stronger and stronger.
Ivan Golunov!
Sergey Sergeyevich became interested. What for Ivan Golunov? Found the list of articles by Ivan Golunov and opened article about Vyacheslav Volodin.
To read?..
That's interesting.
Still in the past Sergey Sergeyevich came to opinion that - to write reviews in traditions of the Russian literature.
If Ivan Golunov such famous person, then why not to write the review of the article by Ivan Golunov?
And what to write?
Probably, it is necessary to divide two questions.
The first - about composition of article by Golunov.
The second - about contents.
About the composition. Need to sharpen a feather, sharpen. It is not so easy to cram a biography of a major statesman into an Internet article.
Loose, crumbly composition. But nothing..., nothing bad. To add a little experience. Plus to spend more time. Give the structure into material of article, and improvements will be real.
About content.
A little a veil of conventionality confuses.
The main character of the article is one of the Central political figures. But much is not completely clear. Under question. For example, the article describes a worthy female teacher. She as if "been considered" ("been assumed") as the mother of the main person of the article ("a woman who is called the mother of Volodin in the media").
But in this question there's nothing to be done. Such is our time.
Interestingly how this Golunov hooked for the items: for the Moscow mansion, for fund, for the period in several months when fixed capital was earned without of public service ("To earn a basis of the welfare, Vyacheslav Volodin had nine months and two days - when he was not a government employee.").
Well, and general impression?
General impression, strangely enough, not bad.
Roads are being built. Houses are built and bought. Some economies are organized...
Close and distant relatives, as it became clear, are among Saints ... It is bad? Probably, not badly ...
Doubts visited Sergey Sergeyevich: and if situation will reach a default or some very unpleasant events.
The supporter of development of local economy, local roads and improvement of welfare of locals - whether he will begin to hesitate?...
In general, photos beautiful. Roads on them - excellent. Lodges are beautiful ...
Sergey Sergeyevich doubts, a little: and he would like to live in such places?
On the one hand, work, employment and relative well-being. On the other hand, probably, - "a new Russial clientela (сlientelism)" ... To live in such system - it is necessary a some natural tendency and an adaptability to have - ... Well ... All this hypotheses ... People live ...
Sergey Sergeyevich began to dream.
There is a book about Vyacheslav Volodin in the "Life of Remarkable People" series.
By whom is this book written?
If Golunov be caught, then, of course, the material would not have been left without attention. Moreover, there is, perhaps, a stable circle of authors... There are also technologies for processing content... Then between the right people are distributed reputational and financial acquisitions from (after) the publication.
But it was not succeeded to catch Golunov. So he can quite process, transform the article into the book. And to publish such book in main or additional "line" of the "Life of Remarkable People" series.
The State Duma awards Golunova with a prize! Ten million rubles!!!
Sergey Sergeyevich grabbed a ball pen and was going to write down a draft (that is, a plan, preparatory materials) for the review.
But suddenly his heart knocked somehow not so.
Sergey Sergeyevich looked more attentively at the ballpoint pen. Pen as a pen. For two rubles fifty kopecks he bought this pen at the supermarket.
And suddenly Sergey Sergeyevich remembered.
When he was in the supermarket, he took a shopping cart. In this cart there were some pieces of cellophane, wrapping paper - from the previous users of this shopping cart.
Sergey Sergeyevich gathered some products in the cart. There he also put pens (a dozen) and headed to the checkout.
Before the cash register it was supposed to unload the goods on the tape, leave the cart in the trading floor, and after payment the goods to place in packages and then act on the situation. The main option was to carry the paid goods in own hands (in packages).
But Sergey Sergeyevich differed in tendency to improvements. What - if to pay goods at the cash desk close to "check point" for visitors? And to roll out the cart (without goods) through this "check point" - let slides towards the "neutral" territory.
After payment of goods to take the cart in use again, and not to bear goods, and move a goods on the cart till to the exit of the supermarket?
Sergey Sergeyevich acted according to the plan. Sent the cart (without goods) to the neutral territory, paid the gathered goods and was already going to move a goods on the cart to an exit from supermarket.
But it turned out that life is more difficult than plans. The one of security service specialists of supermarket, - with a terrible face, - addressed Sergey Sergeyevich.
One of the pens rolled, impromptu, under the wrapping paper - under the garbage left by the previous users of the cart. Naturally, this pen didn't get on a cash desk and wasn't paid.
There is an event! Violation!
The face of the security service specialist strained more and more. He already took the transmitter for a help call.
But nevertheless there was an opportunity for payment of the ill-fated pen in cash desk.
Naturally, Sergey Sergeyevich paid, friendly, in pardonable tonality, said something to the security and went to an exit from supermarket.
Having remembered all this situation with the pen which he held in hand, Sergey Sergeyevich grew cold.
And if he wrote the review by this time?
And if all this "event" jumped in newspapers as the theme for a public reading?
What if he was nailed to a pillory?! ("They" is silent - till "they" have no negative... As soon as the negative is at "their" disposal, they will cease to be silent ...)
"The author of the review steals pens in the supermarkets - for preparation of reviews !!!!!!!" "Stand up, citizens!"
Sergey Sergeyevich carefully put the pen aside.
No! It is better to read about the rules of fishing. The material is huge, voluminous. We can say, an infinite volume.
And then - there are the rules of bathing in the right and wrong places. And standards responsibility for incorrect bathing.
Sergey Sergeyevich pushed a sheet of paper to the side.
... Time is now not a simple ...
On June 11, 2019 10:24
Translation from Russian into English: June 11, 2019 14:02.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Рассказ как Сергей Сергеевич писал рецензию на статью Ивана Голунова о Вячеславе Володине'.