Аннотация: The Story of how Vanya Zhukov developed the concept of "Two shoelaces and one pathway to the digital island"
The Story of how Vanya Zhukov developed the concept of "Two shoelaces and one pathway to the digital island"
Vanya not for long had to idle near the pool after the disappearance of the great diplomat.
There arrived comrade Vice-Friend with the task from comrade Friend. Vanya was appointed the consultant of the delegation, directed onto the international conference. The conference was devoted to questions of the World Digital Revolution.
- You is marked with a special trust! - comrade Vice-Friend on behalf of comrade Friend explained to Vanya. - Our country in the foreground of revolutionary movement! We have to prove ourselves to be outstanding processors, engines of world digital revolution.
Vanya was put in the plane, and soon he appeared among the cleverest people of the planet.
It was a moment to justify the special trust of comrade Friend.
Vanya was brought into a huge conference room, and the announcement soon was heard.
The author of many books, the president of the World Digital Academy, professor Eskarabakhos (by the decree of comrade Friend Vanya was appointed Professor; at the same time the World Academy of Digital Thought was organized - Academy led by Vanya) was invited to speak out.
Vanya decided to place emphasis on ecological aspect of economic development.
- Dear colleagues! - Vanya began to speak. - Growth of the population along with global warming puts all of us before difficult prospects.
Vanya explained further that in modern reality an existence of two shoelaces on a modern pair of shoes is an enormous irrational load onto the natural resources of the planet.
- How to solve this problem? - Vanya asked a question ( Vanya, having remembered Stanislavsky, made the corresponding pause). The audience showed a deep silence of a respect. - A solution - in one pathway for all! The pathway to digital space! Such space can be organized in the form of the artificial digital island! A footwear with shoelaces will not be necessary at this island! The civilization will be able to develop beyond of a habitual representations!
For many participants the Vanya's theory seemed the new one. For someone - these thoughts seemed an unusual ones. Someone did not wish to leave habitual footwear at all and to be resettled onto the artificial digital island.
Vanya's performance was pleasant to organizers of the international conference. An excursion to the artificial digital island (which was in the test mode) was organized for Vanya.
A footwear and clothes were taken off from Vanya ("algorithms of a digitalization!"). He was put in a special chair with sensors. A digital reality helmet was put on his head. A hose for a physiological solution was inserted into his mouth.
Vanya lost feeling of time. In digital space all his dreams came true.
Meanwhile comrade Friend increased efforts for the strengthening of reputation of World revolutionary movement. On social network he published small historical work with the description of how during World War I on accounts (in banks of the different countries) of ardent revolutionaries the figures began to grow. A colossal amounts of financial means were at the disposal of revolutionaries. Growth of the corresponding figures became a prerequisite of rapid development of revolutionary movement.
It was required to "connect" this historical work with the present time. It was a quite appropriate to use for these purposes Vanya, who became large scientific person.
Organizers of a conference received inquiry from comrade Friend about Vanya.
The virtual reality helmet was removed off from Vanya. The hose for the supply of physiological solution was taken out of his mouth.
Vanya examined himself. Really, there was no a footwear with shoelaces on him. There were no beach rubber slippers, even.
Near himself Vanya found ten genetic copies of himself. "From where they appeared?" - there was the first thought. "They are working quickly!" - the guess came.
Vanya and his genetic copies was put in the plane and sent to the Latin American republic. One of organizers of a conference brought into the cabin a package of the clothes and footwear which were earlier taken off from Vanya (at the beginning of the excursion on the digital island).
The plane had to make a technical stop at the airport of the big northern country.
The parking at the airport dragged on. As a result Vanya and ten of his genetic copies appeared before the great diplomat - in his office.
The great diplomat looked around the "visitors". In him the mixed feelings fought. On the one hand, their ("visitors") appearance involuntarily gave rise to positive emotions. On the other hand, even feeding them with a physiological solution was a troublesome task.
- I warned that you will understand that you did wrong! - resolutely the great diplomat said. Then he made a pause and absent-mindedly added:
- While, you can to start running! I'm busy. You'll be invited later. It (the diplomat nodded on a bag where the things, which were earlier taken off from Vanya, were packed) will remain in my office, for a time ...
Vanya ran around the city. At this moment deep genetic differences between him and his copies came to light.
Copies formed a group and began to chant a different requirements. They became a subjects of illegal actions, and from this a lot of things follows ...
Vanya, meanwhile, ran past the official building. Alex came out of the building. (Alex arrived into the big northern country to recieve the electric equipment).
Later the everything went according to the algorithm: a package of currency, - the shoes and the suit - diplomatic passport - a flight in an aircraft of commercial airlines to the European Island in the Caribbean sea - captain (an important pause) - the ship - not a long voyage - port of the Latin American Republic - government car, rushing to the Palace ...
Vanya and Alex arrived at the right time. Comrade Friend was performing at a rally on the central square:
- The Revolution develops!
The rally was joined by Alex and Vanya.
- Electricity! Subway! Revolution! Water supply system! - Alex proclaimed.
People on the square joyfully rustled.
- "Two shoelaces! One the pathway! Digital island!" - Vanya stated.
There was something new in these slogans. But the task of scientists is to open a new horizons...
The people in the square continued to make happy noises.
- Digital counter-revolution failed! We maintain control over the entire territory of the Republic! Long live the new digital society!
There was applause. The meeting ended successfully. "Oil and gold! Loans and sovereignty!"
Comrade Friend shook hands with Vanya and Alex.
The government car rushed to the estate.
Soon Vanya was sitting in a chair and admired the sea landscape.
A cigar, fruit and coffee.
Vanya drank coffee... "it was no worse On the digital island," he thought, comparing the feelings from the coffee and the experience that the virtual reality helmet gave him.
"Two shoelaces and one a pathway to the digital island"! "And why shoelaces are necessary?"
"Walking barefoot is very useful..."
"The walking (barefoot) is not required if you sit in a chair with a helmet on your head and with physiological solution in a mouth..."
Memories of the international conference brought with themselves a pleasant emotions ...
April 26, 2019 7:29
Translation from Russian into English: April 26, 2019 13:32.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Рассказ о том как Ваня Жуков разработал концепцию 'Двух шнурков и одного пути на цифровой остров''.