The people's academician Lysenko became gloomy a little. Struck bass drums: "Artificial intelligence", "Digitalization!"
They do not take him in the company. ... Back-ground... wrong, a bit.
But - the person useful.
It is necessary to use him!
Sent to the east. People leave from there. And why to them to leave from there. On them on Nevsky can run over on racing cars. Or in the capital park to throw into a pond...
There arrived comrade Lysenko, looked round also the first that made, it organized production of sausage from seals.
Then became interested in power production. It seems, a surplus of power capacities in the region. But the lysenkovshchina, Lysenkoism - it is many-sided. Money needs to be raised from the population in a type of tax on the real estate and in other occasions. On this money to build the new generating capacities - not necessarily hydropower. It is possible to reflect on thermal generation and nuclear power also.
These plans very much were pleasant to good people. Useful person comrade Lysenko!
From somewhere there was a dam on the big river. But riddles - riddles, and it is necessary to do something with this dam.
Firstly, the new reservoir is formed and floods additional territories.
Secondly, this dam can spontaneously collapse (in itself - under the influence of natural factors), and a little then will seem to nobody.
But if trouble will happen and southern neighbor, then the whole country will be in the position of complete [bad word], as after the Chernobyl disaster. And what happened after the Chernobyl disaster, so this does not want to remember...
Brought to the forefront of comrade Lysenko. He immediately began giving interviews and began to confusing, confusing.
Far place! There not to deliver the equipment! Frosts! It is necessary to wait and observe!
However frosts - frosts, but in east part of the country to frosts people habitual. Military units began to punch the channel in the spontaneous dam.
Comrade Lysenko laid down on the natural dam, covered it with the body, and shouts: "It is impossible to punch the channel!"
- "Why?!!"
- "The new landslide can come down!" "Works disturb the neighbouring hill!" "Dangerously!!!"
People in the east of the country simple, got used to mutual aid, from capital features far. They took away comrade Lysenko in a warm tent, warmed and gave hot to tea.
The people's academician got warm a little and began to develop "the theory of landslides". "Do you know as this dam was formed? The landslide came down!"
Some tourist came on the dam to look. He on the Internet read different materials. "This idea about a landslide contradicts the law of an attraction. The stone from a slope of the hill slides down. Height of the hill about 500 meters (the tourist did not find exact data in the Internet). Therefore, the dam, about a kilometer long could not result from a landslide. Not the scientific character of "landslide origin" of the dam is confirmed, also, by the configuration of the dam".
The tourist looked, admired the nature and the carried-out works and left.
Comrade Lysenko still does not leave. Good people liked him: "He says unscientific things with an intelligent face!" "Such strange personalities were sometimes loved by the people. Suddenly and this person will be pleasant to people!" "We will release him on the screens." "Let does a clever face and tells about landslides!" "Useful person. He will handy."
Goes comrade Lysenko around the Eastern regions of the country and preaches the "theory of landslides." Very dangerous landslides.
Him was explained: landslides were always, they are and they will be. (This is understandable. But with a wide scope of work on the study of landslides can increase taxes on the population... Studying landslides is not a free activity...).
At this moment the news came - the channel is created, the dam ceased to contain water, the water went. The military units that created the channel were awarded with high awards.
Comrade Lysenko does not calm down. We couldn't stop the channel, so why not discredit it?
"This channel is not very useful! It with trees and with ice will be clog. And it won't do any good. One disappointment this channel will bring..."
Again news...
On a spring night, there was a rumble. The dam began to self-destruct. Water went at an accelerated pace. The water level below and above the dam began to level out. The canal was not blocked with trees and ice.
Did not affect the southern neighbor... Avoided a lot of trouble...
Good people understand that now is their moment.
It is necessary to add a tar spoon to a honey barrel. To poison slightly a kind situation. Military units quickly and competently created the channel. It appeared - heroic and useful works.
And Chernobyl? And general foulness?... Somehow - not the needed situation ...
"Do you remember how the people's academician lay on a spontaneous dam, covered it with the body, interfered, prevented to punch the channel?"
"It is a heroic act!"
"To award of him with rank the Hero!"
A little absurdly it turned out.
And those who punched the channel were awarded.
The person who confused, confused, interfered, prevented to works - also of him was awarded.
But it also is - a lysenkovshchina, Lysenkoism...
On June 12, 2019 14:02
Translation from Russian into English: June 12, 2019 15:15.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Сказка о новой лысенковщине".