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 In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
 
  *On Sears hair dryer:
  Do not use while sleeping.
 
  * On a bag of Fritos:
  You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
 
  * On a bar of Dial soap:
  Directions: Use like regular soap.
 
  * Some Swann frozen dinners:
  Serving suggestion: Defrost.
 
  * On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
  Fits one head.
 
  * On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
  Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
 
  * On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
  Product will be hot after heating.
 
  * On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
  Do not iron clothes on body.
 
  * On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
  Do not drive car or operate machinery.
 
  * On Nytol (a sleep aid):
  Warning: May cause drowsiness.
 
  * On a Korean kitchen knife:
  Warning keep out of children.
 
  * On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
  For indoor or outdoor use only.
 
  * On a Japanese food processor:
  Not to be used for the other use.
 
  * On Sainsbury's Peanuts:
  Warning: contains nuts.
 
  * On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
  Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
 
  * On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
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