# 10 Black humor and sneering invectives

Юрий Михайлович Низовцев

How to quickly become a decent person?

Rent a decent suit.


Are there any good people among backward tribes?

Only if they're well-fed, unless they eat you first.


How to develop an enviable appetite?

Always drink enough to make you want to eat.


Do astrologers lie?

Of course they do, just like gypsies, but mathematically more convincingly.


Only a mirror allows us to simultaneously observe our one-sidedness and our versatility.


Hiccups and coughs are so mutually polite that they never go together.