# 12 Black humor and sneering invectives

Юрий Михайлович Низовцев

How to keep your teeth until old age?

Look after them first, not the girls.


How to curb your desires?

Apply for unemployment benefits.


How to raise children properly?

Don't beat them every day.


Why is it so hard to resist stealing something?

Because of the fear that others will steal it first.


Only crocodiles open their mouths completely sincerely for us.


Do tests help people?

It's not tests that make life more pleasant, but toasts.


What should a wife do if her husband is a fool?

Be glad there's only one fool in the family.