# 18 Excerpts from the explanatory and goofy dictionaries

Юрий Михайлович Низовцев

Contender

The one who while wants, but cannot yet.


Constipation.

The lack of opportunity for the ass to open itself to the world right away.


The thematics.

A section of mathematics understandable to the normal people.


Indigestion.

Stomach's refusal to simmer all sorts of crap.


Institute.

A group of comrades looking for and examining anything for good money.


Dog.

A vicious beast that was bribed with regular feeding.