# 29 The laconic-ironic passages

Юрий Михайлович Низовцев

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What should we strive for most in old age?

To stay as far away from dementia as possible.


How do inventive people differ from smart people?

Inventive people can easily fool any smart person.


Why is the brain in the head?

Because it's the head for everything.


What should you do if all your teeth have fallen out and you can't afford dentures?

It is good! You'll save on food and buy the good dentures.


What's the similarity between the processes of death and birth?

That you were just here, and suddenly you're there.