# 35 The laconic-ironic passages

Юрий Михайлович Низовцев

How can you sober up quickly?

Stick your head in the freezer and don't take it out until it clears.


Why does your head hurt, but your body is sick?

Your head hurts when your body is sick, out of solidarity with it. Your body is sick because it lacks a healthy head.


How can you become a myth in the eyes of the public?

Only after mummification, and only then, if genuine tears well up in those eyes.


What does the main difference between the last person in line and the one before last?

The last person too often doesn't get what the one before last gets.


Does an ideal world exist?

Of course it does, but only beyond the horizon.


What good are experiences for a person?

Without them, they would only have to chew everything over.