# 39 The laconic-ironic passages

Юрий Михайлович Низовцев

Do we consume obscene?

Always, if it seems pleasant or necessary.


Which is better - good soap or expensive shampoo?

It is best to take a regular bath from milk or champagne.


Where will the dismissed poor fellows go because of an artificial intelligence?

If they are not fools, they will fire its owners.


What should you do if you don't feel like doing anything?

Think about something pleasant until your stomach rumbles.


What is artificial intelligence categorically incapable of doing?

To be oneself!


Who really is a real scientist?

An idiot who feeds himself with knowledge, instead of feeding well.