# 7 My ironic passages about time

Юрий Михайлович Низовцев

Will there come the time when there will be no beggars or hungry people left on Earth?

It will come when the last beggar dies of hunger.

When is it absolutely necessary to get married?

On your deathbed, so as not to have time to become disillusioned with this undertaking.

What is the most significant difference between tomorrow and today?

If you managed to have breakfast today, then tomorrow breakfast may not be possible.

Is it possible to turn back time?

That's so happens, when you relapse into childhood.

Can eternity be measured?

Eternity is a time without end and beginning. So, its measurement will be infinity.