Why Ivan hates the United States?
Because of those meanest pates
Who rule this country and the world;
And this is not its single fault:
Americans are stupid, ignorant, and fat
They always talk through their hat
And fuss about their democracy
And with an alien hypocrisy
Admonish all to tread in their steps
By nature being notorious reps.
They think it rather democratic
And in some degree aesthetic
A million people to safely kill
So as their purpose to fulfill
And that is why the whole world
Will animatedly applaud
When with a crushing loud slam
Collapses brutish Uncle Sam