When I was a bum, I slept on the street,
I often dreamt of the funniest shit.
Three dirty young men once played their guitars,
Headbanging and screaming like the rock stars.

Some old-fashioned grannies slammed to the riffs,
The shaggy drunk priests danced on their knees.
I suddenly woke up from a slap on my cheeks,
A fatso policeman had shattered my dreams.

We all dream of something good;
Hungry men dream of food;
Stupid men dream of brains;
Crazy men dream of pain;
Little men dream of height;
Blinded men dream of sight.
Everybody dreams sometimes
Dreams bestow another life!

When I was a jerk, I slept in my jail,
I often dreamt of the shittiest fails.
One dirty young man once dated a girl,
While puffing his joint he fired her curls.

Then trying to choke the flame in her hair,
He smeared a cowpat over her head.
The girl screamed "Fuck you!", jumped into a stream.
And that was the end of this crazy dream.

All my dreams reflect my life,
So I can't sleep well most nights...