Аннотация: ANOTHER ZANY PORTION OF THE NEW RUSSIAN HAIKUS BY SILVIE ZHDANOVA, ИЛИ СМОТРИ ТЫ, БЕЛОЧКА!(OR YOU MUST HAVE SMOKED SOMETHIN` WRONG!)
BREAKING NEWS! A MEWING OWL IS BEING SEARCHED FOR THROUGHOUT ST. PETERSBURG!
By Andrew Alexandre Owie.
Who loves a girl from Nagasaki?
Right answer is a captain from Marseilles
Who smokes his pipe and drinks the stiffest ale!
长崎少女 Girl from Nagasaki https://youtu.be/s4a1yyWNuDY БЕЛОЧКА The son came to his mother
And told her that a ground squirrel from the back street
Was going to choose a suit for him in a shop.
TEACH IN THE DITCH Ironically grinning
A spectacled school mistress
Gonna be dead drunk.
Dressed literally `fit to kill`
Pilot of the Boeing gonna perform
As the wedding`s animator.
Not ignoring a problem
A girl loving to play the guitar
Is bravely fighting with dogs.
Lusy Imbergerova & Deril https://youtu.be/GL3DXJE9UJk Breaking all traditions
Puss in Boots
Collects the material for his book.
BRANDY`S ALWAYS TRENDY Having not found his ideal
The retired Brigadier
General will knock back little brandy.
A light-headed and ne'er-do-well gal
Is exposing the Internet fraudsters
On the parade`s tribune.
After another night orgy
The provider of delicacies
Felt fascinated by the luxurious chandelier.
CLOWNISH FOR SKYPE The famous ex-Soviet clown
Did his lady-friend`s bed and
Made his announcement on Skype.
Having done a lot of work
A pirate of the Southern Seas
Hides in the iron tank.
IBIZA? A jolly weightlifter
Will fall in love
At the foam party.
Mermaid Tails Danced by Samira
Zopunyan https://youtu.be/rJtDlvmbL20 After the drug therapy
An effing weather briefer
Handles an outstanding problem.
A desperate loser
Spilled beer onto his trousers
In the Wild West.
After an intensive training course
Kind old lady Xena
Is to initiate a new trend.
Being tired of her incessant solitude
Sweet Sasha
Plans to start the broadcasting.
Hiding no facts
The sheikh's concubine
Investigates the criminal case.
After an intensive shoot-out
The irksome lady lecturer
Will choose the right place for the utensils.
Blinking her headlights playfully
A very nice and refined woman
Composes the electronic music.
Little Vovo, the shaggy schoolboy,
Cooked some robust coffee
After feeling danger.
After singing a lot in the karaoke bar
A milksoppy first former girl
Is about to hold the baby in her hands.
A stout figure skater became cheeky
Much beyond his years
In a dirty shed.
After taking the pills
A call girl
Starts reading an interesting book.
After being no longer of school age
A wild boar from the thick woods
Is a key figure at the juicy pussy scandal.
Aboard the cruise ferry
This strange creature will sing lively
And emotionally, up a storm!
A sunburnt Afro-American
Inspired by the examples mined from the books
Filliped on the nose of a native American.
A familiar dude from the confectionery
Kissed entered Nastassya,
Quite unwelcome and out of place!
I`d like to have a show camel. A Chihuahua-size portable camel! I`d take it everywhere and school him to
spit at persons at whom I`d point!
When the piano started rolling downstairs the mover failed to pedal. He`s likely to have stepped on an
accelerator rather than on a brake.
They say you must feel all in your life: drugs, sex, etc. An idea of having a kitten faxed never leaps to their
minds. Kitty-kitty, come along!
Bishop Berkeley, or Words of Wisdom -What can I do for you?
-I hear some voices.
-What do they say?
-They say: `What can I do for you?`
I am an escape of reality champion! First you escape from reality, then the very reality escapes from you.
I`d like to go from everywhere at once!
My grandma saw me talking with my friend on Skype and went to speak with the President on TV.
I can fly where I can`t go.
I am unrestricted.
To catch the nicest star by tail
Ain`t for me not cricket.
A tall girl in domino threw herself on my neck. Her blue eyes behind her black velvet halfmask looked at
me in an anxious and worried way.
When you drink you should know your measure, or else you drink less than you may allow yourself!
Period!
