Аннотация: Carlson intervened in the course of history and saved Charles XII from death in Norway. As a result, Sweden demonstrated its strength. The course of history changed and became less predictable.
THE SWEDISH KING AND CARLESSON
ANNOTATION
Carlson intervened in the course of history and saved Charles XII from death in Norway. As a result, Sweden demonstrated its strength. The course of history changed and became less predictable.
CHAPTER No. 1
Thanks to the intervention of Carlisle and the barefoot girl Pippi Longstocking, the Swedish king survived Norway's destruction, instead capturing it. As a result, Norway joined the kingdom. Carlisle, the eternal boy, and Pippi Longstocking created a hologram of a huge, transparent bird, in the form of a dove with a laurel branch. And Norway surrendered to Charles XII and joyfully accepted his rule.
However, Sweden, exhausted by the war with Russia, could no longer continue, and a peace treaty was signed. Tsar Peter agreed to formalize the territorial acquisitions as purchases at considerable cost and to supply the Swedes with large quantities of grain annually free of charge.
The war was over, but Charles XII thirsted for revenge. He gathered and built up his forces. And so, in 1737, when the Russian army was distracted by the war with Turkey, Charles XII's vast army took and besieged Vyborg. The fortress city was well defended and had a strong garrison.
But this time, Carlson decided to help the Swedish king.
And so a fat boy with a motor infiltrated the Russian fortress. He did it using an invisibility cloak, and the best protection against dogs is leopard fat.
And so the boy wizard broke into the gunpowder storehouse and lit the fuse on the barrel. Then he left the basement.
The fuse burned out, and suddenly there was an explosion. The wall collapsed along with the central radiator, leaving a colossal hole.
After which, the Swedish army launched an assault. It was swift and fierce. But the Russian army was no longer able to effectively resist. And Vyborg fell. The path to St. Petersburg was open.
And Charles XII's army laid siege to the Russian capital. Along the way, he was joined by some nobles, disgruntled by the autocracy and hoping that life would be easier and better in Sweden, a more democratic country with a parliament.
A battle took place in the field. On one side was the Russian army, on the other the Swedish.
The Russians were commanded personally by Biron, and the Swedes by Charles XII.
The outcome of the battle was uncertain. The Russians still had the numerical advantage, albeit not by much. But once again, the fat boy from Stockholm, Karleseon, intervened. And once again, his intervention had a negative effect on the Russians. Besides the eternal boy Karleseon, there was also a girl, Gerda, who also wielded magic. She wore a ring on each toe of her bare feet.
The blonde girl had once defeated the Snow Queen and now wanted to help her Swedish brothers.
And her bare feet were not afraid of either snow or hot coal.
And so these child wizards unleashed a wave of terror on the Russian cavalry. And the horses took fright and began to run away. The Cossack and hussar ranks mingled and clashed, stabbing each other with spears and sabers.
And then the Swedes added grapeshot, and mowed down a ton of Russian infantry.
Next, the Swedish lancers entered the fray. Charles XII launched an artificial maneuver, outflanking the Russians and attacking their rear.
Carleson, waving his magic wands, fired pulsars at the Russian army and sang:
May Sweden be beautiful,
The greatest of countries...
It's simply dangerous to deal with us,
We are truly hurricane children!
In some ways, Carleson truly is a child, though he's already several centuries old. And his father is a dwarf, and his mother is a mummy. And he can live for thousands of years in the flesh. And as we know, humans have an immortal soul, which can live forever, unlike the body.
Even now, thousands of murdered souls are rushing to heaven, where the Almighty God and the saints will judge them.
And people are dying in large numbers. Charles XII is already getting on in years. Thirty-seven years ago, he routed Peter the Great's numerically superior army at Narva. And now he's doing it again. Only this time, he has the strength of Carleson and Gerda on his side. And these children truly can work miracles.
And then Pippi Longstocking returned. Also perpetually barefoot, with red hair that sparkled like the flame of the Olympic torch.
Although these child wizards are bad for Russia. But Gerda is Danish, and Karleson is Swedish, like Pippi, and they can be understood. And why shouldn't Baba Yaga appear on the Russian side? Are we witches or not, are we patriots or not?
But in this case, somehow, neither a wood goblin, nor a water spirit, nor Baba Yaga, nor a kikimora appeared from the Russian side.
And the Russian army led by Biron was defeated. And Charles XII captured St. Petersburg. Then Anna Ioannovna moved the capital to Moscow and attempted to continue the war.
Charles XII, having gathered his forces, began an invasion into the depths of Russia. The situation was exacerbated by the ongoing war with the Ottoman Empire.
And the Crimean Khan attacked the southern regions of Russia, devastating Tula, Ryazan and Kyiv.
The Ottoman troops then marched on Astrakhan. This time, they were well prepared and were able to lay siege to the city. They had powerful artillery that reduced houses and walls to dust. Meanwhile, Charles XII approached Moscow. The decisive battle took place near Russia's second capital.
And then Carleson and Gerda, and with them the Swedish girl Pippi Longstocking, they all rushed at the Russian army in unison. And they started waving their magic wands.
And then there were Pippi and Gerda-those eternal girls-snapping their bare toes, each wearing a ring with a magical artifact. And a terrible storm arose, blinding the Cossacks and hussars. They turned back and trampled their own infantry underfoot. Now that was truly hellish darkness.
And Pippi and Gerda hurled artifacts at the enemies, literally piercing them. And then Carlson raised a monstrous storm. And stunned crows began falling into the sky, piercing the heads of Russian soldiers.
And the girls, with their bare toes, launched fiery pulsars, and sang:
We are the children of Sweden with the fate of Napoleon,
Although barefoot even in the snow, frost...
Girls don't care about the cop laws,
Because Christ brought grace!
I want to tell the hypocrites that you are just nasty,
You condemn us all in vain...
We girls are big bullies,
Even Karabas doesn't scare us!
Each of us is not just a child,
Or simply put, he really is a superman...
And Pippi's voice is very clear,
I know the boy won't have any problems!
We will conquer the vastness of the universe,
Even though our feet are dirty and bare...
And our business is the business of creation,
In the name of our beautiful Sweden!
We children, you know, are not cripples at all,
And the warriors of the Holy Land...
Let us glorify our Motherland, believe me, forever,
In the name of our Swedish family!
This is the kind of showdown the eternal children staged. And how hard things were for the Russian army soldiers.
True, this time, the Tsar's army had a pair of wood-goblins on its side. They tried to send animated, walking trees toward the Swedes, waving their branches and roots threateningly.
But Pippi and Gerda snapped their bare toes, and the trees burst into blue flame. Their leaves literally charred and pollinated. And the terrified trees, tormented and shaking with fear, fell upon the Russian troops. Now that was some fun.
And the wood-goblins were in trouble. Then Carleson conjured up a large cage. And both bearded creatures found themselves in it.
They were really pinned down... And the Russian army was under attack from three dangerous children from Scandinavia. It's no wonder they are descendants of Vikings. And when the Swedish lancers appeared in the rear, the outcome of the battle was decided.
After the defeat on the Field of Mars, Tsarist Russia made peace with Sweden.
They had to cede all the lands previously conquered by Peter the Great, as well as Novgorod and Pskov, and pay a huge tribute to the Scandinavians.
What woe to the vanquished?
But Tsarist Russia managed to recapture Astrakhan from the Turks. A period of peace ensued. Anna Ioannovna was succeeded by Ivan VI, still an infant, and then followed by Elizabeth Petrovna.
And so she began preparing for a war of revenge against Sweden. Charles XII launched a war in Europe to reclaim his empire's former possessions and even expand them.
At first, the Swedes, with the help of Carleson, Gerda, and Pippi Longstocking, were successful. But then Charles XII attacked Denmark. Gerda turned against him. Carleson and Pippi also up and ran away. Mighty Britain entered the war against Sweden. And soon after, Prussia, where the great monarch Frederick II reigned. By this time, Charles XII had grown old, decrepit, and no longer quite so brilliant.
Kazakhstan also joined Tsarist Russia, and it became larger and stronger.
And a large army began by laying siege to Novgorod. And then Baba Yaga flew in on a mortar. And started showing off all sorts of tricks and gimmicks.
As soon as he waves his broom, a thousand Swedes will fly into the air at once, and then they will start spinning and turning.
Baba Yaga just went and growled:
- But pasaran!
And then he'd twirl the broom again. And then the kikimora added in, now that was some fun. The year was 1754, and the King of Sweden was in his seventy-second year.
He didn't have the strength or energy. In short, Russian troops stormed Novgorod with the help of Baba Yaga and the kikimora.
Pskov found itself cut off; its garrison chose to surrender without a fight.
After which, Russian troops laid siege to Narva. Meanwhile, in Europe, the Prussians and the British were battling the Swedes. And then the French joined them.
Alexander Suvorov distinguished himself in the storming of Narva, and that fortress also fell. Tsarist Russia demonstrated its might, and under Elizabeth Petrovna, a revival took place. Russian troops recaptured both Riga and Reval in 1755. Then Vyborg was captured. The war with the Swedes continued. In Europe, the last Swedish stronghold fell in 1757, and they agreed to a shameful peace. The war with Russia raged for some time, until December 1758. Then, finally, Charles XII, who had lived seventy-six years-a considerable age by the standards of the time-died. His grandson concluded a peace, ceding all the territories the Swedes had managed to conquer under Anna Ioannovna, plus a little more.
And so the war ended. Carleson and Pippi Longstocking never intervened, and thus, one could say, they committed treason. However, the wood-goblins, Baba Yaga, and kikimoras played important roles, and even a water spirit showed up towards the end. And it was great. The only thing was that when the Russian troops tried to march on Stockholm, Pippi Longstocking waved her magic wand and fire-breathing feathers rained down on the Russian ships, burning the Russian squadron.
After which, Elizabeth Petrovna made a hasty peace. Three years later, she died, and Peter III ascended the throne, but that's another story.
Barefoot Pilots and Ninja-4
ANNOTATION
The female pilots fight very skillfully. They're barefoot in any weather, wearing only a bikini, and they're slender and muscular, with muscles like steel. And there are female ninjas. They fight barefoot and almost naked, too. And with them is a male ninja, a very strong and tough fighter.
CHAPTER No. 1.
The female pilot, as we see, sings and fights. And if necessary, she'll ride a man, too.
But on the other hand, the fighters are also strong. Especially the five ninjas. Four girls and a boy are a very powerful force.
Here they are walking through Soviet units.
The blue-haired ninja girl swung her swords, decapitating Soviet soldiers and ripping them into shavings. Then, with her bare toes, she tossed a pea-sized amount of explosives and cooed,
- Our strength is great,
After all, Japan is immortal...
And with a blow of the fist -
We will definitely kill them all!
The yellow-haired ninja girl cut off the heads of Russian soldiers and cooed:
- In short, in short, in short - banzai!
And with bare toes he will again throw something extremely deadly and destructive.
A red-haired ninja girl performed a battle windmill and cut off the heads of these very same Red Army soldiers. And they went flying like bowling pins from blades. Which looked pretty cool. And so began the total killing and destruction.
The girl took the explosive needle and threw it with her bare toes. It pierced the barrel of the T-34 tank and detonated the ammunition. Look what a blast it'll be.
And the warrior squealed:
- For the Japanese Empire!
This was truly a dangerous step for the terminator girl.
A white-haired ninja girl took up the Hell Rose move with her swords. And that's when the red soldiers' heads started falling.
And then a bare heel tosses up a piece of antimatter, and a Soviet KV tank flies upward and flips over. And this turned out to be an extremely powerful and devastating impact force.
The warrior sang:
- And then we shouted Banzai,
We will conquer our own seaside...
We will capture the entire Siberian region,
And we will have livestock!
And here's the boy Saigo in action, waving swords like windmill blades and slicing off heads like peas. Now that's some killer reading.
And so the boy's bare toes throw the discus, and the Soviet attack aircraft, having been damaged, smokes from its tail and falls down.
These are truly some killer ninjas. Four girls and a boy-which is symbolic.
Well, how can you not just go and shoot them with bomb throwers after that?
But these are fighters from the Japanese side. They have their pros and cons, and there could be a lot of potential dead bodies.
But the Soviet Union also has some pretty impressive warriors. On the outskirts of Vladivostok, the Pioneers are fighting the Japanese, demonstrating their skill as fighters-they're truly tough.
Young Pioneer boys usually fight half-naked, wearing only shorts. The only thing that gets in their way is their shoes.
And the way they throw grenades with their bare, childish feet is amazing.
Here is the pioneer Petka, wearing a tie and scratched, singing;
I am a serf, a simple boy,
I wander barefoot through the frost in spring...
The work is hard, perhaps too hard,
But Jesus always believe with me!
I was born into a peasant family,
I was already working in the field for the third year...
And someone appeared in the royal bosom,
And somewhere a bright rose is blooming!
And in heat and cold the boy is always barefoot,
In the cold, without a hat, through a snowdrift...
The peasant girl has golden braids,
And the milk tastes so good on your tongue!
Well, the boy is not discouraged,
And for him this world is not torture...
She grazes cattle, boldly sings,
And for him Christ is a great idol!
The haiduks often flogged the boy,
The whole body is covered in bruises and piss...
But instead of crying, there were sounds,
The princess appeared in the boy's dreams as a child!
The boy rose like a falcon,
Soaring higher than the sun in dreams...
Here he is, a soldier with a grenade in a sturdy backpack,
Here he is, instilling fear in the vile Fritzes!
The boy apparently dreams of a rifle,
To go on a wild trek...
And the boy's voice is very clear.
Letting the Turks into a furious waste!
As a teenager he ran away from the gentry,
A handsome boy went to war...
Although there is a lot of cruel treachery there,
But the guy firmly believed that I would not die!
Here he fought valiantly against the enemies,
He showed himself to be a brave knight...
The Turks trampled the ground with their boots,
But the Russian metal is truly strong!
I have received the rank of sergeant in the battles now,
And the good king personally presented me with the cross...
The battles were very hot,
But the great cherub will protect!
There is no more military work, believe me,
Here I am, a young officer...
We will break the chains of slavery, I firmly believe,
Let's set an example for generations!
Russia is the banner of giants,
In it, every warrior, even from the nursery...
When the people and the army are united,
The mad villain will be defeated!
This is how bravely Petka sang and this barefoot gang of children fought.
But the Japanese are strong, and have already managed to cut off Vladivostok from the rest of the mainland by land.
Yes, the Chikha tank is mobile with a diesel engine and is difficult to hit.
But the Japanese are also dragging howitzers on their horses. And they're also firing at the Soviet troops.
Samurai are powerful. Some charge with swords and chop off the heads of Red Army soldiers.
And now the offensive is underway on the Western Front. The Nazis have already surrounded Minsk, and Soviet troops have abandoned the city. But now the fighting is moving closer to the Berezina River. Here is the battle for Borisov.
There's a battle here too... In the fighting, the British Matildas became much harder to knock out. And then the American Grands appeared, also quite powerful tanks.
And from above, the air force was putting pressure on them. When the German pilots joined forces with the British, things got even worse for the Soviet pilots. They were pressed into concrete like reinforced concrete.
And let's hit the enemies with great force.
And on the other side, a battalion of Komsomol girls deployed. Natasha was there with them. The main thing was for the girls to fight barefoot and throw grenades with their bare feet. Throwing them so hard they literally blew off heads.
But the Matildas are coming, and they're a major threat from Britain. And then there are the German Ju-87s and British Dragons. And then there are the Ju-88 bombers, which is a very significant force.
But this way it is very beautiful and tough.
But the Komsomol girls, flashing their bare heels and showing off their abs, began to sing;
We are beautiful Soviet girls,
We love to fight and tickle boys...
A bright, ringing voice is heard,
And our calling is to kill the Fritzes!
We are very dashing Komsomol girls,
We rush bravely through the frost, barefoot...
We are not used to standing modestly on the sidelines,
And we reward the fascists with a fist!
Believe me, girls have a big secret,
How to effectively defeat Nazis...
And believe me, girls, success is not accidental,
Because the Russian army is very brave!
And for our barefoot girls,
New Year's snow is very sweet...
Well, the Fuhrer is simply a scumbag,
Let's not let the fascists celebrate their success!
We girls are having a lot of fun,
We bare our breasts in front of the soldiers...
And we really piss off the Nazis,
We, the mighty Komsomol members, cannot be bent!
We are capable of doing a lot of things, girls,
Even Hitler could be shot from a tank...
The enemy won't even have time to have lunch,
The girls will come like a thief!
We respect Russia very much,
Stalin is as powerful as a dashing father, believe me...
And I believe victory will come in warm May,
Anyone who believes in this is simply great!
For girls there is no doubt or barrier,
Everything is willing to simply argue in the hands...
Let the beauties receive wonderful rewards,
The Komsomol's strength lies in its strong fists!
We warriors are very precocious,
And in the nimble hands the gun barrel burns...
And girls can handle any task,
Our friendship is an undeniable monolith!
We are such sparkling girls,
What do snowdrifts and frosts mean to us?
We won't cool our paws in winter if we go barefoot,
And the hearts of beauties are generous and pure!
What we can do, we extol,
We jump like kangaroo virtuosos...
And we successfully cut off the heads of the fascists,
And love for exercise in the morning too!
All the girls are cool warriors,
They can simply crush the Fritzes into dough...
Well, what if the fascists are just stupid?
The Komsomol members have not experienced their superpower!