Except for bicycles and telogreikas with galoshes.
Golden ratio
The knight mounted his steed and raised the visor. The angle of incidence is not always equal to the angle
of reflection.
Three steps forward, two steps back
Two miners were hauling a piano across an arched bridge. Taking three steps forward, two steps back. I
filmed it. It became very clear to the onlookers that they were bringing the Art to the people.
Reynard
Reynard squeezed his eyes shut and made his way to the taxidermist.
Isosceles triangle
The Granny, all up in the air, said, "Dear, you are my rock and my world. Turn out the lights."
No rush
Don"t rush, hold your tongue, and don"t say the words you"ll later wish you could take back.
Wormwood star
The human race alongside some animal species have took off the Earth to never return.
Chrysostom
Don"t attack people like a rabid dog, don"t lash out and don"t warn them "for one last time". Stay friends
for as long as possible.
Investigation is closed
The case is cold; but time is of the essence. This leaves us to investigate behind the scenes.
Goody-goody son
My son, be kind, don"t be a bootlicker and don"t be meek.
Legend of Kentauros
He would kill off his own father for the sake of a good story.
You savage, no smoking on the bus
As per Stanislavsky. One passenger vs. a gang of drunk guys.
Stoic
He"s the center of the universe. Too big for his breeches.
Music school
Mozarts and child prodigies need to study so that they don"t fool around.
Aldebaran
Drunk eyes are the pivot point, then - inversion of memory and new values.
Expansion into the haze and the Old World.
Union Jack city
In one window looked two
The predator and the ruminant; the wolf and the ram.
Ataman
The Ataman passed his papakha around and I took the last cigarette from it. I have to go to the village of
Malinovka to rustle horses from the Red Army. A clash for power will break out between my
compatriots. I used my Jujutsu skills to deal with the guards, mounted my stallion and headed to meet the
Red Army.
Zhupeldepot marionette
A bizarre piece of grotesque in a diminutive form that has, luckily, fled to the West.
USB
A crocodile"s molar with a hidden stash.
Untruth
Either tell it or make it up, true off one"s chest and without pointing a finger.
Two to one
The Theosophist said, "Take care of the pence and the pounds will take care of themselves!". The blind
man stood up and began rigorously grinding at the mill, giving away the shirt off his back.
Reinforced concrete structures
It is made out of efficiency factor, EC&I and hard alloy.
Foreman
All guys in the UK think the same; there"s one foreman among all the women. To find the foreman - look
out for the hat.
Overtaking in 6 seconds
Along the streets a souped-up Mustang was paraded. Upon hearing this, the policeman choked on his
cheeseburger.
Treatment while sleeping
Group treatment, blanket treatment, matrix model - all mandatory.
Office
Hello, is it the Moscow Exchange? Where are my diamonds, you morons?
Assholes and ogres
They"re wolfing down their food and washing it down with beer in plastic bottles, paying with Bitcoin.
The stars have two Mondays left to live
No big deal, life happens. The world is at the young people"s feet.
Totalitarianism
This means deferral from conscription and tax on childlessness.
Leshy"s lawyer
The Leshy and the Lawyer wandered around, and then lost their bearings and got lost themselves. At the
police precinct Leshy reported that the Lawyer had drowned.
Joke
A toilet brush and a police traffic baton.
That female journalist is your only comrade.
She-wolf
Boss
A massive bespectacled son of a bitch who"s walking without security.
Sultanate
German cuisine mainly consists of fat, grease, and stuffed pine cones.
Mess
Song and dance on a voluntary basis.
Senator
I drove the senator to the airfield, wobbling along the bumpy road and got a chance to ask him, "Joe,
when are they going to wash all this filth off the roads?". The senator said, "When it rains".
Master
A woodworker was warming up his feet in a basin full to the brim with sunflower seeds.
Snail
I was observing the speed of the snail. It was moving across the smooth surface, pausing every now and
again. The whole city trailed behind it on its sticky back.
Consummation
Fear and loathing at your expense.
Crystal dream
We smoked real low-grade shit in short hops packed in Tangier.
General
Warrior, you shall become fully aware of the war and you shall accept it.
Displacement from the future
Recipe: daily grind and maximum pain.
Wimp
He"s overindulging in rice, that doesn"t even exist.
Black market sales
The constant cold calling of the past and answering machines.
Favorite
He lets his actions do the talking.
Limbograd
There"s a note on the table, "Don"t forget to water the tomatoes."
Krivoy Rog School of Diplomacy
Lessons on spelling, using examples for comparison and juxtaposition in an attempt to get to the heart of
the matter.
Balin bench
A gnome met his end in the river, beneath a sail.
Trail
It happens, sometimes the trail of good deeds fades.
Toggle switch
Quick death for the inmate.
A boiled dog in the sewer.
Ay, there"s the rub
Red express
The railway is our most important transportation system. The product of shared labor between the worker
and the peasant woman.
The Thirteenth Labor of Hercules
To shatter the acrylic glass that surrounds the Earth with your fist.
Sleep of emerald green
The nurse hooked me up to a mask with swamp gas, and I drifted into sleep of emerald green. In my sleep
I fractured into three people and when I woke up, let out a dignified belch. A pair of AAA batteries and a
flashlight sat abandoned on the table.
Free Willy
Shimmers, filigree and the squiggly-wiggly of kashchenites.
Tailspin
The policeman"s car went into a tailspin, the suspension held. Time seemed to stop. It spun around a few
times and then settled back to normal.
Rob Kokovanya
The war between the Reds against the Whites and the Greens was over. Rob Kokovanya shaved off his
beard, took off his work boots and budenovka. Upon returning to Bolshoye Selo on a horse-drawn cart, he
donned a linen shirt and trousers that resembled breeches. The villagers did not recognize him. Only the
barber greeted him and told him that his wife had married the village chairman. Kokovanya entered his
father"s house; his wife, seeing him from afar, ran up and threw herself in his arms. And so began a new
story...
Necronomicon
The Bible for the deputy head of the tannery.
Leatherstocking
In the room on the second floor, full of wild grapes, feathers and onions.
Between two birches
Monologue, eclecticism, synopsis and apotheosis.
Chasing a quick fortune
The enterprising blokes took over their father"s estate; some things they nicked for themselves, the others - they sold. They plowed the land themselves, on their own terms driven by the pure potential.
Off with you, panda!
Panda looks at the world through rose-tinted glasses.
Opponent
My opponent - old man Romualdovich dresses inappropriately for the season and always talks to the
wrong people.
Blood pump
It pumps the blood of all generations.
In helpless anger
Two dimensional arithmetic, like a π in the sky.
Pleasing to the eye
A pretty girl, who tripped up a young guy.
Inviolability
The sand, the caravan, the mirage - it"s all inviolable.
Bottle
50№ of opaque liquid.
That's a fiasco, brotha
To take the bait and, while being on top - leave it all to chance.
Soul burn
Where the Soviet man went, the American has nothing to do.
No plans
I'll stand my ground again and poke the bear with a stick.
Never been kissed
A guy who"s never been kissed and a techno-reaper rolled into one.
Button
The button doesn"t always reset.
Role
I was cast as an agent provocateur with some bad habits.
Don"t screw this up.
The Eleventh Commandment
No mercy
Compilation and administration in BASIC.
Information
The toilet won"t flush, the pipes are on fire, it starts on a whim, and the video calling works.
Alt girl
Pressing Alt + Control, and Delete to remove the system in the BIOS.
Slow and alive
A clean death in a duel with a colt pistol in hand and a cross-adorned tie, or a dog"s death in a ditch.
Fortune teller
Fortune teller, read this flower and guess the song!
Blue cafe II
They swept away every last crumb and every clinging morsel from the wooden box.
About witches
Mary Brown is a little cracked in the head, Haggis is cursed, Griselda is hard of hearing, the Woman in
Black is tending to a child, Martiana has a nobleman for a son, and Baba Cloantza snores.
Mailman
Girls, is the mailman your dream guy?
German shoes
The German shoes are laced up either for violence or murder.
Night
You should be asleep at night, not at the movies, or a club or roaming the streets. Unless you want to end
up in jail or, worse, the morgue.
Old man Karapet
Old man Karapet drove an Izh "Kombi". He worked in coveralls and had a striking corporate number.
10% to the Pharisees
The suicide levy, payable in mint, rue, and cumin. Or a pinch of good tobacco.
Shortie
He was about three feet tall and spoke in a low-pitched voice that didn't quite reach the first octave.
Blow to the face
The cane in hand. I remember every one of your blows, so here's some Orthodox Christian hip hop, right
between the eyes.
Shit-stirrer
He's a parasite, like a flea on an old dog, always looking for a fresh spot to feed. And just like that, he is
looking to leech off the secular state.
Bogdanovsky pits
I'm going down from the eighth floor, everything's fine so far, and then the elevator takes me up to cloud
nine - I'm home.
Stupid theorem
Once you pull a knife from your pocket - start cutting.
Working youth school
My ancestors and distant relatives studied there.
Death to the idiots
The collapse of military bases in the cities of the US and UK. The lack of quality NCO corps. Mass
desertion from the corps and forts.
Death cuts the line
In a world of whoring, depravity, and drugs.
Now tell me, Uncle
Now tell me, Uncle, how"d it chances that Kiev could not be burnt to ashes? My Uncle simply couldn"t
believe what imbeciles were in power in Russia during the Slavic War.
SXR
Soft X-ray emission from nickel.
Batoni
Batoni, I don"t want Larisa Ivanovna from TV anymore.
Dividends
Dividends and annual bonuses are flowing in for the General Director.
The ring behind barbed wire
The Black Colonel, entering the ring, took off his cap and struck the Russian knight in his crystal jaw.
The knight staggered... The referee announced the victory of our athlete.
One woodsman had a dog
The Fritz killed it for a scrap of meat and a beer.
Visage
A constellation of a human head coalescing in the dead of space.
Señor Limón
A lemon is a symbol of someone"s faith, a preamble and a taste of victory.
King and Governor of Donbass
An audience with the King, Governor of Donbass has taken place. The King summarized, "I have no
further need of his services."
You"re in hell, son
You should either become a monk or do the simplest of work, not this "gachimuchi officer" nonsense.
Invasion of the Red Hats
The blokes and lads are afraid of losing their fine antlers and being knocked off their hooves. That"s why
they wear red hats and comfy moccasins.
Off the beach
"Get the fuck off the beach", said Kuzmich, squeezing the new money Russian"s balls tightly. And then,
for the first time, a rooster crowed.
Scumbag
Unit 23. The scumbag is armed and extremely dangerous.