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Кожевенное мастерство: сумки, ремни своими руками
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  Twisted Pair
  Stepmother"s Jeep, and we"re inside.
  Mercy of a Tiger
  My president is at the mercy of a tiger.
  Feng Shui Style
  One foot here, one foot there, and two heads are better than one.
  Cockatoo
  He was a zero, the lowest of the low. The newcomers fed him, and he screeched obscenities in return.
  Where Did the Babki Go?
  Through the vegetable gardens and the fields.
  Jack Frost
  Always bright and red.
  Blue Puppy
  Yaps cheerfully and wags his little tail.
  Garbage Men
  The garbage truck stopped. I took the position in the pine forest on the opposite side, removed the rifle
  cover, adjusted the scope and took aim. Two shots and a steak was lying on the street, oozing blood. The
  robot arm of the garbage truck never stopped moving - up and down it went. I disassembled the rifle and
  left the scene through the forest.
  Vultures
  Stop explaining yourself. Otherwise, the vultures might get to you and tear you apart.
  Alone on the Ice Floe
  With a cat and a child, girded with a crowbar.
  Knowledge Doubles
  Numbers double and form geometric shapes.
  Hanging Gardens of Babylon
  I flooded my downstairs neighbour. In revenge, she chewed through a whole bundle of internet and cable
  TV wires. A year later, we moved in together.
  Fairy-Tale Land
  During the summer in the village, I slept in the hayloft. One day I woke up and crawled through a narrow
  hay door, chasing after a fleeing cat. Suddenly I found myself in a fairy-tale land. The sun was shining
  warmly and there were no gnats in the forest or the fields. I set off to look for wild honey. On the way to
  the forest I took out a bug net to catch butterflies and wandered around the clearing. Nearby stood a huge
  oak tree with squirrels living in its hollow. I gave them some nuts, and then an old watchman"s hut appeared
  before me. I entered, changed my clothes, sat down at a table, took out ink and a goose quill, and began to
  write: "Dandelion Honey, Chapter 1..."
  Car Window
  Roll down the window. Feel the vibe and breathe in the smell of the streets.
  Scatter-brained
  In any case, no one would ask their opinion.
  Woodcarver
  Now hiring: woodcarver. Work with wooden furniture. Paid in wooden nickels.
  Urology
  A Chinese man with a backpack took a couple of photos and ended up in the credits of an explicit film.
  Shield and Sword
  It"s no laughing matter.
  Via the Low-voltage Network
  I eavesdropped on my neighbours" physics lectures behind the wall via the room"s socket, drawing the
  nurses" attention.
  Chastity Belt
  A belt made from the patterns and ancient meridians.
  Heathen
  He renounced the leader of his country and his minions.
  Outpost
  Soldiers, a knight, and a rook.
  Wiretapped Mouse
  There was a bug in the optical mouse. The administrator moved the mouse and clicked a few times on the
  map. "We got him," said the sergeant major, and took his jacket off the chair.
  Bubble-gum
  Father Francis Duffy was all out of bubble-gum, but he was still down to kick some ass.
  Valya, It"s Void Transaction
  Of all imposed fines and sanctions.
  By the Power of Egypt
  A louse and a public enemy.
  Ochlocracy
  My president is building an ochlocracy, backed by the dregs of society.
  Sweater
  The stage director wore a warm knitted sweater, but his students unravelled it over a few semesters.
  Consumption Bar
  Scamming the scumbags out of their cash.
  Paladin
  Stands alone within the four walls of a country church.
  Human Latrine
  The doctor told me I am a human latrine, collecting filth and breeding vermin inside myself.
  Road Scavenger
  Used the signalling system and the properties of the objects to move on.
  Elevator People ascend into the pastures of heaven, or fall down to become the hellfire"s kindling.
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Новые книги авторов СИ, вышедшие из печати:
О.Болдырева "Крадуш. Чужие души" М.Николаев "Вторжение на Землю"

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