Аннотация: Перевод сериала Разрабы на английский язык
Перевод сериала Разрабы на английский язык
Devs
(8-episode TV series, 20 minutes each)
about the everyday life of developers in a big corporation
and strange projects tangled across space and time.
Episode 1: Meeting
Winter. Early '90s, a poor apartment in a 9-story building in Vykhino. A young man (Danila), 18-20 years old, sits at a computer. On the walls are posters cut from magazines of that era; the furniture is just an old sofa and a desk. On the desk is a desktop computer, the case is open, with a 14" EGA monitor (16 colors). An Epson dot-matrix printer is sadly crunching away. A 5.25" floppy is inserted into the disk drive, getting chewed up with a snorting sound. In the MS-DOS console, a command is typed:
c:
cd vc
vc.com...
The screen goes dark, for a moment the message appears: chernobyl virus, after which the system shows no signs of life, for which it gets a hearty punch in the side.
Danila is talking on the phone.
"I warned you - there's an epidemic right now," says an unidentified voice. "Half the university is sitting without computers already, this thing wipes out BIOS. You should have put a write-protect tab on, or at least run an antivirus occasionally, but the tab is mandatory anyway..."
Danila: "Well, it's dead and dead, I'll pull out the memory and the CPU, we'll go to Mitino..."
Danila and his peer are riding in a trolleybus.
"I just installed Windows 3.0, it's amazing..." says Danila's friend.
"Yeah right, Minesweeper there is cool, but otherwise it just eats memory, Volkov Commander is better."
"Don't say that, my uncle works at a research institute, says they got something installed under Windows... I think it's called Office, you can do layout and tables with formulas, the interface is graphical, not like your crappy Lexicon with FoxPro. My uncle's already written half of his dissertation with it..."
"Uh-huh... and last time you said their computers were connected in a network... what's that? Sounds like BS to me..."
"Cutting-edge American technology, star topology, on thick 50-ohm coaxial cable, with a vampire tap, I swear... but shh... the institute is classified..."
"Young men, your tickets!" - three inspectors at once - big tough guys - approach the boys.
"Here, please" - Danila's friend shows his pass.
"And you?" - they turn to Danila who of course has no ticket.
"And us? We've got gas in our apartment!" - Danila comes up with.
"Right, you're paying the fine."
"How much is the fine?"
"50 rubles."
"Nah, I'd rather get off..."
"Get off, get off."
The fare-dodgers are kicked out onto the street.
"So, young men, 50 rubles or down to the precinct."
"We're students, poor, no stipend, nothing to eat..."
"Wait, wait, save the BS for the police station, so you don't have to tell it twice..."
"Honestly, guys, here's 5 rubles I have..."
"Now hop. And what's that sticking out?"
Cigarettes, hand them over. He takes a pack of blue LD.
"You're free! And don't let me see you on this route again..."
Danila and his friend leave.
"Where did you hide the dollars?"
"In my socks."
At the Mitino radio market.
Conversations of buyers in rows piled with goods:
"And do you have a monochrome monitor here?"
"No, this is a color EGA, 16 colors. There's also CGA 4 colors, and yesterday they delivered VGA 256 colors... interested?"
Danila takes out 4 boxes of 3.5" diskettes. "I managed to record these yesterday, games are on them..."
His friend looks at them: "Captain Comic 3, Ninja Saboteur 12, Wolfenstein 4d... Are you serious?! Where did you get this?"
"I made it up myself, just printed the labels on the printer."
"And what's actually on the diskettes?"
"Whatever was around - Tetris, Arkanoid, Pacman."
"You con man. They're going to beat us up..."
3 rubles per diskette, that's enough for a new mouse too.
The friends sold most of the diskettes and bought a new desktop computer, monitor, printer, with the dollars pulled from the socks.
At the exit of the market, hooligans accost the guys - 5 of them.
"Hey, dudes! Honestly, I swear, I'll be damned, never see freedom again - you give us, like, 20 rubles each, and we don't do anything to you, just let you go peacefully."
"And if we don't have it?"
"You getting tough?! ...we still let you go, just we mess up your gear, smash the TV, break this guy's glasses."
Danila: "Well, get it out, how much did we make from the disks..."
"Nothing... I bought a mouse..."
Next scene, they're walking down the street with beaten-up boxes, Danila's friend has his glasses broken.
"Bought a mouse... and when did you have time..." - grumbles Danila.
"And a mouse pad too..."
"Good for you... and slippers for cockroaches, and mittens for ants..."
Pulls a handkerchief from his pocket to wipe his bleeding nose, a flyer is stuck to the handkerchief, the one he took at Mitino. He reads: "Developers, programmers wanted. Palladium Dome company. Phone. Address."
Year 2026.
"Dear colleague.
Palladium Dome company informs you that your position is being eliminated due to reorganization. Within two weeks, you must contact HR to sign the relevant documents..."
Office in Moscow, open space. Alexander finishes reading the HR email about his dismissal.
"Well then... if that's how it is, then so be it. Thank Zeus for delivering me from these slave galleys!
Only my work files - to hell with you... oh, deleted... what do you know...
Reorganization... bastards... forgot who's the boss here..."
Deletes everything from the computer through the terminal console.
"Two-week notice... yeah right, I won't set foot here tomorrow..."
"Here's the Orthodox 'drop database cascade'... and here's the aspen-stake 'rm -rf'. Ghouls!"
Screen goes dark.
"There, all set! Rolled back to the stone age..."
"Sanya, Sanya, Sanya, Sanyok..." - the breathless team lead runs into the office. "Help us out, buddy, save our pink butts. 36 hours we're on fire. Pyre. Deadlines. This project we can save. There are candidates in the meeting room for an interview, you interview them and regardless of the result take them on as helpers, you get a grade promotion, we grind for a day and a half then half a year vacation on the islands, old buddy..."
"What are you buzzing in my ear for right now? After today's letter from HR I don't give a damn about your sweatshop..."
"What, old buddy, did you take offense? It's just... HR got hacked today... security's already dealing with it..."
Alexander walks out of the open space, gives an obscene gesture: "I don't buy it!"
Year 3025.
Ivan, a young man of about 20, sits (hovers) over a green field with closed eyes in lotus position. On the horizon - endless flooded daisy meadows. A snow-white crane wedge flies across the sky. Grasshoppers chirp in the grass, a lazy bug crawls along a blade.
"Ten minutes to Exodus!" - announces an invisible mighty mechanical Voice.
In the sky giant silver countdown digits appear: 9:59... 9:58...
Out of nowhere two people in robes appear in frame, we see the face of only one - this is curator Gobel.
His companion points to Ivan: "Is this really your best employee?"
"Yes, architect of 5-dimensional databases, work experience 74 years. With our firm since age 6."
"Hmm, isn't he too young for our project?"
"Don't doubt him, he's already completed the assignments better than all the others."
"But these are your assignments. At Palladium Dome he'll still have to go through interviews. Let him come to the main office tomorrow morning."
"His work day is ending now, we can chat..."
"Don't bother, the briefing is tomorrow, blessings to you!" Disappears...
"Blessings to you."
"EXODUS!" - thunders the menacing metallic voice. The camera turns around and we see that thousands of people in lotus position sit and hover before Ivan. They open their eyes and one by one start vanishing, dissolving into space.
"Ivan, wait" - Gobel floats over to Ivan.
"Ah... curator Gobel, blessings to you!"
"Blessings to you, Ivan!"
"Who was that with you over there... on the hill...?"
"He's from the Dome. They need our help again, your help... will you help?"
"No way, it's the end of the workweek, all the architects are already feasting on chiburgers in Valhalla, I was going to the ocean..." Ivan lifts a surfboard from the grass... "And what, another business trip again?..."
"Come on, Vanya, look, you're our youngest, who better than you? Tell you what, I'll give you a day off later... Look - I don't know what kind of project they have in mind, but if they say you handled it, we'll promote you to chief architect... and who knows... I'm not eternal either..."
"Curator Gobel, as the Chinese and Japanese rulers of antiquity used to say: 10,000 years of life to you. I don't entertain illusions about high positions. Can I have at least one day at the ocean?!"
"No, Ivan, no... Tomorrow morning at 10 in their head office. I'll watch over your board."
Year 1990. Moscow, Kropotkinskaya metro, Ostozhenka st., a high-rise with the sign: Palladium Dome Corporation.
Danila, head craned up, climbs the steps and enters the revolving doors. Inside everything looks high-tech, very modern by 21st-century standards. Danila, having felt up the ultra-thin 85" OLED TV in the lobby, in amazement bumping into people, makes his way to the reception.
"I'm here... how do you say... " - his gaze falls on a laptop at the reception desk... "damn..."
Danila freezes.
"Are you here for the interview?"
"Yeah..."
"13th floor, room 41." Says the man, not letting Danila come to his senses, hands him a badge with a pass, without asking for any documents. "That way!"
Danila zombies his way to the turnstiles. We see the face of the man at reception - this is coordinator Gobel.
Danila approaches the turnstile, watches others go through, then goes in too. He walks to the elevator alone, doors open, he enters, doors close...
At the last second someone manages to stick their hand in and also runs into the elevator. It's Ivan.
Ivan: "Beg your pardon."
"13th floor... teleport..." and waves his hand.
Nothing happens.
Danila figures out to press 13.
"Oh wow... what vintage" - Ivan is amazed. "I read about such mechanisms in ancient treatises of Moscow architecture."
The bewildered young men ride up to the 13th floor.
In room 41 meanwhile the team lead we already know is still working on Alexander: "...everyone who was on vacation got yanked back, the fired ones were brought back, the dead ones were resurrected... the entire staff is now grinding on this project... state order, military, shh... the secrecy there is intense... but in your part there's nothing like that... you'll just take a polygraph afterwards and that's it... why are you looking at me?... I never get off the polygraph myself..."
"Masha from HR will help you, Masha bring them in, how many are there?"
"Two..."
"Yeah... slight oversight... should be more... well never mind the sooner you start the sooner you finish, if they turn out to be total dunces, don't dismiss them right away, let them run for coffee for you, we'll fire them later..."
Masha leads Ivan and Danila into the meeting room. The team lead quietly slips out of the room.
"My name is Maria, this is Alexander, technical director" (at these words Alexander puffed up with importance).
In the meeting room Ivan and Danila sit across from Maria and Alexander.
"We have an express interview, very little time, so we'll ask you both the same questions."
"How long did you work at your previous job?"
"Well, after university I worked 2 years at the department, as a programmer..."
"More than 10 years as a database architect, let's say (everyone is surprised but silent)."
"What technical university did you graduate from?"
"Bauman Moscow State Technical University!"
"International Cybernetic University... named after Bauman..."
"Well well, that's a thing too..."
"What metro station do you live near?"
"I'm outside the city actually... on the outskirts."
"Zhdanovskaya..."
"What line is that on?! Yeah Sobyanin really overbuilt things..."
"Alexander now you... technical questions."
"What programming languages do you know?"
"C..."
"C++?"
"Uh... no... just C..."
"What else?"
"What else... is one not enough?... well I know a little assembly..."
Ivan's jaw drops: "First time I see an Old-Believer developer..."
"And you?"
"Unipy,
XenoRuby,
Igogo,
Zetta (a little),
Graph-anya,
Nihao++,
Visual Eskere,
Shukrantime,
Peresvet Query Language,
ZeroCube..."
"Enough" - Alexander stops the senseless, in his opinion, listing of nonexistent languages.
An awkward pause hangs in the air...
"How does a developer differ from a programmer?"
"I suppose these are synonyms..."
"There's much to discuss here. According to the ancient treatises on development by Kaspersky-Russinovich, allow me to draw a comparative table" - Ivan strains to walk over to the board and grab a marker - "and do it in their honor as the office plankton of antiquity used to..."
"Thank you, no need... I trust you know the subject."
Maria meanwhile slips out of the meeting room with: "ok now you handle it from here, I've got a standup, I'll be back..."
Alexander, after a brief silence: "Well then, gentlemen developers, the interview was so Express that I don't even know your names." Extends his hand.
"Sanya."
"Vanya."
"Danya."
"We'll work together."
End of Episode 1.
Episode 2: 36 Hours
Maria hands Alexander three envelopes.
"For you and your padawans, an advance, management is motivating. Well, you can skip these guys, since they're useless..."
"Yeah..." - Alexander looks through the glass closed door at the two padawans standing in the meeting room.
In the meeting room Danila, sinking heavily onto a chair: "Listen, buddy, I'm seeing all kinds of stuff here, you know, I think I saw a laptop running Windows 11 and what a model, it's thin as a blade."
Ivan, after waving his hands unsuccessfully, finally opens the blinds.
"What??? Summer... But it was winter... no way..." - Danila covers his eyes with his hand.
"That's actually not surprising. I'm being recruited to the Dome as an outstaffer for the second time. Don't be surprised by anything, this time they've done the whole vintage thing. By the way, I'm an expert on the history of old-machines and I've even read ancient Wikipedia manuscripts. Are you also an expert?"
Office, open space, the corner where Alexander usually works is somewhat removed from other employees.
"This is your workspace for the next..." - looks at his watch - "35 hours. Sit there. Don't shine for now. Lunch in 3 hours. Aaa... what am I doing, am I a rat?!... Here, your advance was handed out..." - gives the guys envelopes - "but we'll have to work, we'll sleep here too, there are little couches over there... it's like a hackathon-marathon for us."
Alexander sits, intently staring at his monitor. Across from him beyond the partition Ivan unsuccessfully pokes a finger at his monitor. Danila stares wide-eyed at a 27" monitor, feels it up, looks at the mouse trying to find a ball inside it...
Alexander continues working enthusiastically at the computer (he has 3 monitors and 3 keyboards at once).
Across from him Ivan has folded a little house out of the bills he was given. Danila opened his envelope, looks at the unfamiliar bills: "Is this even money?"
"A relic form of bounty" - Ivan answers knowingly.
Maria enters with a laptop.
"What are you doing here?"
"They told me to help you, I'm also a scrum-master..."
"Uh-huh... sit there."
Maria sits next to Danila. Danila is just drooling at the sight of the laptop... "May I?!" - takes the laptop from Maria, plugs in the mouse, plunges headfirst into studying the technology of the future...
"32 GB of RAM?!!!" - a genuine cry of amazement is heard across the entire office...
Year 1990. Moscow. Winter. University department.
Two girls and Danila's friend are sitting there.
"It's a shame Danila quit, the whole automation rested on him. Denis, you know your way around, can you reinstall Norton Commander for me at home?"
"Me? Well yeah. What kind of computer do you have? 5.25" or 3.5"?"
Three students burst into the department. The girls in unison:
"We're not working!"
The students in unison: "Neither are we!"
"For Vasya, can we get a retake referral? Pleeease!"
"Come back tomorrow..."
"There's actually a really sad story: Vasya's parents sent him money so he could buy the exams..."
"What?!"
"But he drank it all... please understand... Vasya, why are you silent..."
"Girls, they're all lying... I was just sick... so I need a retake, Denis, hi! Help out, buddy" (he pleadingly takes off his fur hat).
"Girls, print them a referral, I'll forge for the dean..."
The referral is printed, but in the process the printer breaks.
"We'll have to go to Danila..."
2026 Palladium Dome. Office.
"I'm embarrassed to ask..." - asks Alexander - "does anyone know Java?"
"Well there's such a motorcycle..." - replies Danila.
"And you?" - turns to Ivan.
"Nope, never even heard of the motorcycle."
"Well then go on... that way, to the end of the floor, there's a free coffee machine, bring me a cappuccino with almond milk."
Maria with the laptop is sitting nearby on the couch:
"What's wrong, is it all bad?"
"Total ass really... 36 hours of shame and then probably fired... Imagine they gave us a Task: port an OpenShift docker code, Java-based at that, onto a legacy procedural architecture, and make it into a driver or .so file. There's a weird database here, not relational, not NoSQL, not graph and not hierarchical... You understand me?"
Masha blinks.
"You go get coffee too."
It's gotten dark outside. Already late. Alexander is still grinding for everyone. The padawans sit across from him. Everything is piled with coffee cups.
"OK guys, you got paid but not as much as me, so go home, come back at 10 tomorrow morning."
Maria: "I'll stay a bit longer."
Ivan and Danila step out of the elevator on the 1st floor.
"You going to the metro?" - asks Danila.
"Listen... however it works out... let's try through the metro... never been before..."
Danila exits first through the revolving doors and finds himself in 1990 Moscow, it's still winter outside. He puzzledly puts on his hat.
Ivan exits second and lands in his year 3025. Eternal summer. Before him stretches an endless nighttime steppe, you can hear grasshoppers chirping.
"Looks like Danila fell off..."
The camera pulls back from Ivan, and we see he's standing at the entrance of a gigantic palladium-colored tower a kilometer high. In the distance more majestic skyscrapers are visible. Giant spheres and ribbons of unclear purpose float and fly in the sky. A bit farther a bright wide column of light appears from space:
"Portal to Mercury is open" - announces the metallic voice (as if in the background).
"To the islands" - says Ivan and disappears.
At the Palladium Dome reception two girls watch the scene: Danila in a fur coat and hat enters through the revolving doors, shouts: "Ivan!"
Exits. Enters: "Vanya, where are you?!"
Exits. Enters: "Have you seen Vanya?"
Shakes snow off his hat. Meanwhile outside the window it's summer.
Maria has fallen asleep on the couch. Alexander rubs his eyes at the computer.
A big ocean wave crashes over a surfer, but he doesn't fall and bursts out of the wave's grip, laughing joyfully. It's Ivan. He's happy. Cheerful but majestic electronic music plays.
The alarm clock rings, 7 a.m., still dark outside, winter. Danila wakes up. Grandma is bustling in the kitchen. Danila threw his jacket on a chair in the kitchen, the envelope with money is on the table.
"What kind of money is this? Counterfeit?"
"No, grandma, new ones, they gave me an advance at work..."
"Will there be denomination again?"
"Looks like it..."
"They'll cheat us again like with the vouchers..."
Ivan wakes up via a bracelet alarm, opens his eyes. He's lying at the bottom of a pool, surfaces, climbs out.