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    This is political pamphlet destined for Bulgarians but written in English in order to increase the number of readers and to avoid multiple translations, which I am sick of doing for all of my papers, because I am not publishing, just /_can't_/ publish, in my country (there must be paid for everything). Yet the only national moments here are the names (of persons or parties), which are invented as funny sounding in Bulgarian, but otherwise there is nothing that can not happen in whatever other country. So that this is also demolishing critique of whole democratic system, what means that if you like it you just skip this paper.
This is political pamphlet destined for Bulgarians but written in English in order to increase the number of readers and to avoid multiple translations, which I am sick of doing for all of my papers, because I am not publishing, just /_can't_/ publish, in my country (there must be paid for everything). Yet the only national moments here are the names (of persons or parties), which are invented as funny sounding in Bulgarian, but otherwise there is nothing that can not happen in whatever other country. So that this is also demolishing critique of whole democratic system, what means that if you like it you just skip this paper.

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===>*_BULGARIAN POLITICAL PHENOMENA (PHILOSOPHICAL JOKE)_*
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==>*_Jotata - Atatoj, 2022_*
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-->[ -_Abstract_-: This is political pamphlet destined for Bulgarians but written in English in order to increase the number of readers and to avoid multiple translations, which I am sick of doing for all of my papers, because I am not publishing, just /_can't_/ publish, in my country (there must be paid for everything). Yet the only national moments here are the names (of persons or parties), which are invented as funny sounding in Bulgarian, but otherwise there is nothing that can not happen in whatever other country. So that this is also demolishing critique of whole democratic system, what means that if you like it you just skip this paper. And let me also warn you that the jokes here are not like in comic soap operas, they are philosophical, they require thinking, and sometimes they are not even funny but pretty serious. Well, for me, as author, they were funny, and I am very glad that have written this material, although it turned to be longer than I expected, about 15 pages. ]
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-->[ Idea for -_illustration_-: Ah, this is difficult moment, because I joke with about 20 political parties, and they are all different, so that the only funny idea that entered in my head is the following: one she-wolf looking to the left, in profile and as whole animal, whose udders are 3 (pairs, but is seen only the left one which is turned to the observer) and they are painted in the ... colours of Bulgarian national flag, i.e. white, green, red! As simple as that. ]
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==>*_CONTENTS_*
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-->-5. Introduction
-->-4. Remarks about Cyrillic transliteration
-->-3. NAPUK Party
-->-2. ARABI Party
-->-1. BARUT Party
-->00. PPP Party
-->01. MTP, Mango-Tango Party
-->02. RPR / 'RFR' Party
-->03. ZHUZHI Party
-->04. Cosa Narco Party
-->05. EMI Party
-->06. Sentimental Party / PSP
-->07. Goody Party
-->08. PEPI Party
-->09. BUM Party
-->10. URA Party
-->11. SSS Party
-->12. FFF Party
-->13. Gughul / 'Gyl-gyl' Party
-->14. AREBE / Contra-Advertising Party
-->15. 'BEE' Party
-->16. 'KKK' / CCS Party
-->17. 'VGZ' / LGA Party
-->20. Conclusion
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==>*_-5. Introduction_*
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-->I can't say that there is big necessity of intro-chapter here but such is the tradition, so that I'll find what to say. Judging by our political protest in, roughly, 2019 - 2021, which have led to /_triple_/ voting for Parliament in one sole year, it is obvious that the democracy is -- to put it in Latin -- /_aqua nuda_/, or naked (mere) water. Yes, but mark that this was not one century back when living conditions in the whole world were bad and people decides to fight in order to improve them (what, naturally, has led to their worsening), but in the era of common affluence (due to the big achievements of synthetic food industry), what has to confirm my (and not only) statement about the unsuitability of democracy to solve the main problem of our contemporary society, that about the personal work and the received for it means for existence. Am I clear? Id est, one works for nothing, but he has the natural right to sustain himself, with what is offered in the given times.
-->So that (and have in mind that in that time I was writing my highly important paper about the democracy in a crazy number of languages) I sad to myself, that it will be not only not bad, but also not much difficult, to exaggerate the problems even more and show them in a funny light, because this is what we need, a healthy laugh at some silly social habits, in order to see their ugliness and try to better them. Yet this must not be moronic giggling but philosophical laughing for refreshment between serious thought in order to cool a bit the machinery in our heads. And I think that have made some achievements in this direction, which I will offer to you now. Although, as mentioned in the Abstract, I will give in parallel Latin and Cyrillic (chiefly Bulgarian) names, so that I will need some way to do this, to what I will come in the adjacent section, and it is a good idea not to miss the names of those parties that I have already mentioned somewhere in my works, because I am their progenitor, so that they will go first with negative numbers. That's it.
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==>*_-4. Remarks about Cyrillic transliteration_*
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-->Ah, here everything can be said pretty fast due to one very simple idea, to which I have come under my basic pseudonym before maybe 10 years, and which I have used here, too, in the translations in English of my nice spitting (at the democracy) poetry books (like /_Mammyland_/). The main pillars were to forget about /_bad_/ English usage of the letter "j", and to give new meaning of the character "y". Then has to be said that in single quotes I will put how the words are /_read_/, say, your "May" must be given as 'mej', and the sign "y" will denote Bulgarian and old Eastern and used in many contemporary languages sound like in your "girl", which latter word will be given now as 'gyhl'! This is more or less everything important, where this sound was called by the specialists 'shwa' but it is very handy in many cases and only the Bulgarians (/_not_/ the other Slavs) are not ashamed to write it explicitly.
-->There are other necessary things to be said, because consecutive vowels can make diphthongs (i.e. to be read in 1 syllable), what has to be marked in some other way, using indexes, but let us not go in such details now. It suffices to say, that "h" will be used as /_modifier_/ for consonants, like the traditional 'zh', 'ch', and 'sh' (yet sometimes as 'rh', 'th' etc., even the peculiar English "w" can be given as 'vh'), or for prolongation of vowels (like in the 'gyhl'), and "j" is used for diphthongs, like in "yes" = 'jes'. There can be problems with some nasal words (where can be added "n", of course) but there are not such sounds in the Bulgarian. As to the modified vowels there are, e.g. your 'ya' like in "but" (which in case of necessity may be given as 'y\a'), or 'ae' = 'a\e' like in "man", but we have not such tricky vowels (where the Russians have their 'eri' which has to be 'yi' = 'y\i' like in 'myi'-we).
-->Or there can be had another viewpoint, saying that in Bulgarian alphabet we have 30 chars, but we have 3 unnecessary letters denoting 'sht', 'ju' and 'ja', and also by a char for the mentioned 'zh', 'ch', 'sh', so that there remain 24 really necessary chars; and in the Latin there can be avoided the chars "q", "w", and "y", what makes 23 necessary chars, yet I require also the "y", so that there remain again 24 chars. What means that by this approach Latin and Cyrillic letters are exchangeable, what is really so, and the Serbs use equally good both alphabets. And that's it. Let me now go to the parties, where the first are old and some of them even not funny.
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==>*_-3. NAPUK Party_*
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-->Ah, this word 'napuk' in Bulgarian means "in spite of, against, on purpose", in sense of other parties, and it is an unique party, to be sure, and not at all funny. It is a party that must put an end of the parties, must deny them, because it will be the paragon, and who will want something worse when the best exists? And really, it is neither left- nor right- -wing one, not for poor and not for wealthy circles but suitable for all layers of society, and it not only recognizes the /_exploitation_/, but states that the /_right_/ of everyone to be exploited is one of basic rights in a well developed society! Yet together with this it requires from the society unquestionable cares for everybody expressed in /_life-long_/ payments (beginning even at about teen age) of some minimal allowances to really /_every_/body, without whatever applications and explanations, just so, if one is ready to live only on this allowance he has to be left in peace. Because this is the art of /_compromise_/, to allow to everybody to want to be well exploited in order to raise his living standard, but at the same time to allow again to everybody to receive all necessary for a decent living according to the conditions in the moment, if he does not want exploitation but freedom to do what he thinks is better for him!
-->And this is the bottom line only of the Manifesto of this party, but there are also Program and Codes, where in the first of those papers is explained in more details how to organize these life-long payments to everybody, and in the second one is spoken about the moral image of the Napuk-ists, who must try to copy the life of every good enough ... priest, who works for the people, not for his personal enrichment. All this not only is possible to organize at once, but this is the most logical consequence of all efforts for further development of society, because the money is something /_un_/natural, it can be used only as /_measure_/ for everything, but not as living goal! If someone of you will come to the thought that this is a new kind of communism then I will not deny this, it is this, but also many other things. I highly advice you to read the materials for this party, if you have still not done this.
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==>*_-2. ARABI Party_*
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-->I have come to the idea about this party in the 50-th /_Sonjotka_/ of my spitting (and advising) poetry /_cum_/ prosaic work translated here as /_Helter-Skelter_/, trying to invent such name of party which /_abbreviation_/ will give Arabs, what is 'arabi' in Bulgarian, and surely I have found such words. Here we have 'Agrarno-Rabotnicheska Alternativa za Byrzo Izrastvane', what is translated as Agrarian-Worker Alternative for Fast Growth. What I wanted to say with this is obvious, namely that the Arabs in Bulgaria increase with every day, especially in the capital Sofia, and /_if_/ they will build a party it surely must not state that this is party of the Arabs, like also our Turkish minority party is called 'DPS' meaning Movement for Rights and Freadoms (MRF), and they still deny the obvious fact that they are exactly ethnic party, for the simple reason that this as if is not allowed (or at least looks not good). (Yeah, but you just look at the names of people there, and will see that there is not a single Bulgarian name between them.) So also here ARABI party means some joint party of farmers and factory workers who want fast industrial growth, and why not? Then I come again to this party in my /_Barbaria_/ //_Varvaria_/ poetry book (together with the next party here).
-->On the other hand this may not be a bad idea, to have big number of Arabs in Bulgaria, when we have made sharp turn from Russia, because we are weak and little country, we can't exist alone, and people from the West are not inclined to come to us, to be sure, so that: why not Arabs? I mean that I am /_not_/ so much in favour of them, but am also /_not against_/ them, for the chief reason that they are ... moral people, they are believers, and the Islam is /_preferable_/ than the Christianity, if you ask me (as atheist!), because this is thought-through religion, it is result of profound judgements of their prophet Muhammad. But also of purely human side we are Southern nation, like them, we have similar tastes like them, in eating, drinking, country music, even in the standard of life, we are both nation wide away from, say, American standard, so why not? As if the chief difference between Bulgarian and Arab men is that they prefer women with ... bigger bottoms, while we stick more to the European tradition, but there is also a difference between Bulgarian and Arab women, and it is that the Arab girls are better in doing the ... blow job, so that even in this aspect we (i.e. our feminine half) have what to copy from them. Ah, and they speak nearly perfectly Bulgarian language, much better than the Russians, so that I might have voted for this party if they hurry up to build it (because I have planned to meet with my Creator somewhere about 2036).
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==>*_-1. BARUT Party_*
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-->To this party I have come in my /_Barbaria_/ or /_Varvaria_/ booklet with sextets exactly after the second mentioning of Arabi party. This time this is fascist party because 'barut' in Bulgarian is gunpowder, and it has also quite harmless deciphering, namely: Bulgarian Vanguard for Radical Successes on the Territory ('/_Bylgarski Avangard za Radikalni Uspehi na Teritorijata_/' -- what allows you, by the way, to see that our language is not so strange, after all, you cannot guess only about 'uspeh'-success). This was a joke, naturally, but if you ask me I'll tell you that the only reason why the fascists will never come alone to such good name is that they are ... silly youngsters, chiefly, otherwise we have now a party called "Stand up, 'mutri' out!", where this 'mutri' is translated as /_mafiosi_/, but this is Italian /_mutria_/ as sullen physiognomy, and also Bulgarian 'mutra' as hired killer, what is of Gypsy origin (and is not much away from your mug as head)! And this silly party has won about 5 percents in one Parliamentary election, could you believe it? So that Barut party is just a pearl as name, and there are the words vanguards, radical success, and our territory, suitable exactly for fascists. Yet I am not a scrooge, I give them this name free, let them use it if they want.
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==>*_00. PPP Party_*
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-->I have thought about this party in the post-scriptum to my /_Helter-Skelter_/ in Bulgarian ('Prez Prosoto') but have not given it a name, and have done this only in the post-post-scriptum to the English variant of this book. Its name in English must be deciphered as /_Paupers Purifying Party_/ (or also, as alternative name, Party for Punishing of the Politicians), what in Bulgarian -- and allow me to shorten the names of some often used nations in the most natural way, at least the Eng and Bul (but also Lat or Rus if there will be a need of this) -- can become 'Bednjashka Prechistvashta Partija' ('BPP'), but probably it will be better to call it 'PPP-B' for '/_Partija za Prechistvane na Politicite - Bednjaci_/'. This party will be ultra-left-wing, so utterly left- that can as well be taken for right- wing (if you will not question the statement that such things happen pretty often), and will be near to the hearts of common people, who want to have moral politicians and punish the bad ones.
-->My last edition here is that there must be punished only one per million people, or 7 guys and girls if we are still about 7 millions in Bulgaria (because we tend to become less and less, going abroad and forgetting to return), yet each month! Now, to the kind of punishing. Ah, this is easy, and thanks to the achievements of contemporary medicine this operations can be performed wholly painlessly using anaesthetics. The men must be simply unmanned or /_castrated_/, what is a procedure applied for millenniums even without anaesthesia, and to the women must be applied ... /_unilateral masectomy_/ (or mastectomy), what is often made operation in the current days, i.e. they will become ... Amazons, and the choice of the /_mazos_/ is left to them (by default the right one). So that there must be often made questionnaires to the people and found the most hated politicians ordered in decreasing number of the votes against them, and each month taken the first 7 persons, as simple as that,
-->I personally am not from the people who go to vote but if such party will be built I will try to go, too, to the elections, because this is very necessary party for our barbarous country. As you know (and I have studied in my compulsory political education in the old totalitarian years), the important thing is not the severity of punishment -- for this punishment is /_not_/ at all severe, surely -- but its unavoidability!
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-->OK, and now follow all new parties that I have invented specially for this political pamphlet, in /_some_/ order. This order in not only /_not_/ the best, it is also not according to some expected (by me) rating, neither chronologically, nor alphabetically, and also not exactly arbitrary (there can be some clusterization), no, this is just one possible order, or it can be said that I have long ago /_forgotten_/ the purpose with which I have ordered them in this way, whatever, but there must always exist some order so here you have it. Or, then, you can take that I have taken the parties in the order how I /_take_/ different ... girls one after another, because I just can't screw them simultaneously, right?
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==>*_01. MTP, Mango-Tango Party_*
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-->This party is right-wing one, yet of Gypsies! See, I alone am surprised how was it possible that I have not heard till now about /_Gypsy fascist_/ party, but that is how it is, so that now I am eliminating this omission. It is called so because is built by 'Manol Tanev' (I try to put these ' ' every time when I feel that you a ready to read the words in your Eng manner, in order to show you that they are to be read like in Bul, or nearly literally), who being called so, but being a Gypsy, has decided to call himself '/_Mango_/ Tanev' or even to vary it a bit to '/_Mango Tangov_/', and from here the party can be called also /_T`ango_/ or /_Tang_/ party. If the Eng reading people are not exactly acquainted with the meaning of the word /_mango_/, I can add that this is widely used by the Gypsies word meaning just a guy (I alone have heard it pronounced by Gypsies), and usually a good one, where if some guy is bad he is called /_mangasar_/. This root is very old and is related with the ... man, of course, or then with Lat /_mano_/-hand, and with the ... fruit mango (where I have found pretty tricky explanation, yet it must be somewhere in my '/_Jotolmach_/' in Bul), and other words, and one can find (i.e. I alone have found) the same word in Lat dictionary but with the meaning of dishonest trader (what the Gypsies really are).
-->So the idea of this party is that the best human race is not the Arian, or Bulgarian, or German, or some other, but the most ancient, at least for the Western world (not counting the Chinese or Japanese), Gypsy race! And it has to be really so, because you all know that there are Gypsies everywhere, more than Hebrews, and probably in more countries, because the latter are more ambitious, they live chiefly in the towns, while the Gypsies live really /_every_/where. And, to tell you the truth, in my Bulgaria there are many Gypsies in the capital, but there are even more such people in the villages, where they compete only with Bul Turks. And from this standpoint it can be boldly stated -- what the defenders of Tang party do -- that the Gypsies are the salt of the earth, but nobody cares enough for them, while they are unique, endurable, unpretentious, and so on, much better than the other nations (taken together, says Mango Tangov).
-->( And, putting a hand on my heart, I /_agree_/ with this, I have long ago proposed to have one /_representative sample_/ of our population in the Parliament, and if this will show that there must be about 1/4 Gypsies there, then so be it. I defend this idea because the Gypsies are /_not_/ scientific people, so that they will not shift the intellectuals from their leading positions in all sciences, but what is necessary nowadays, and I suppose always was, are common workers. )
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==>*_02. RPR / 'RFR' Party_*
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-->RPR stays for /_RussoPhilian Revenge_/, where the last word is French /_revanche_/, or then in Bul as 'RFR' for 'RusoFilski Revansh', which is again fascist party, yet this time Russian, or pleading about uniting with them. Its founder is 'Trjoshka Martyishkin' (where might be suitable to add that the first word in Rus means a three, three things, and 'martyishka' is a kind of monkey), who wants increasing of Russian immigration in Bulgaria, instead of Arab or Chinese, in order to maintain overwhelming number of ethnic Slavs in our country, instead of Turks and Gypsies. This is platform on which I myself am ready to stand, because, according to me, how I have explained this everywhere (at least in my /_Helter-Skelter_/), the ethnic Turks in Bulgaria must be about 35 %, and the Gypsies about another 25 %, and adding some Arabs and Chinese to this number they must already become together 2/3 of the population, what is overwhelming majority! In other words, we are even now not in our rights to be called Bulgarian or even Slavonic country, and the most neutral name for us will be ... /_Balkanarians_/, i.e. around Balkan mountains! These non-ethnic Bulgarians are mostly speaking pretty good Bul language, but nobody knows for sure how long this will continue.
-->So this /_Trjoshka_/-guy proposes to take various measures to even /_invite_/ Slavs and chiefly Russians to come and settle in Bulgaria, what means to give some preferences to them (say, exemption of income tax for the first 10 years, lessening of education and healthcare taxes to the half, and similar things). He motivates this with the fact that the Russians have freed us from the 5 century long Turkish yoke, have maintained /_no_/ their military troops during the half century long totalitarianism (where such troops existed in /_all_/ other countries from Warsaw military pact), and also that we are the only Slavonic country that uses /_literally_/ the Rus alphabet (because the Ukrainians and Serbs use Slavonic letters, too, but they add a pair of other chars, where between us and the Russians not we but they have added two more chars). We will not say "no" to Ukrainians and Serbs, if they want to go and live with us, as well also to Germans or Frenchmen or Americans etc. but the point is that the latter people do not want to go back in their standard, what living in Bulgaria will mean for them.
-->Yet he says that we /_must_/ say "no" to most of Arab, Turkish, Chinese, and from some other countries immigrants, because they are not Slavs and are not from better developed than us countries! And he also proposes an easy way to distinguish immigrants from Muslim countries -- to check whether their men are /_circumcised _/or not (because there can be circumcised non-Muslims, but there will never happen non-circumcised Muslim -- hence we can safely accept non-circumcised masculine immigrants). More than this, he, being of Russian ethnicity, proposes to try to build new /_kolkhoses_/ in the village areas, where the workers will receive from 25 to even 50 percents from the gains of the kolkhose as annual awards, and to live there more united, as one big family, eating around a common table, such things, what will revive out villages, and at the same time will attract further immigrants from Russia. And, to tell you the truth, I personally will welcome such party and even donate till 3 of my monthly pensions to such financial institution,
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==>*_03. ZHUZHI Party_*
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-->This Party happened (such was my choice of order) to be again fascist, yet also /_feminine_/! As I have said there is one letter for this 'zh' in Bul, and also Zhuzhi is a pet name (and we say in addition that the bees 'zhuzhat'-are-buzzing), so that the abbreviation sounds nice. And in Bul it must stay for 'Zhensko Upravlenie i Zhizneno Izrastvane', what means /_Feminine Ruling and Lifelong Growth_/ and requires total ruling of women in all spheres of life! Some of their basic postulates are: allowing building of ... masculine harems, requiring from the men to wear ... head-scarfs, making them to bring up the posterity staying with the children, going to the Church, and cooking for the whole family! They insist that the society has been ruled for quite long time by men, so that now is time to ensure a 1000 years lasting matriarchy! Yet if /_some_/ men are artful enough in some areas, say, in sports, sciences, economy, languages, in different arts, and so on, they can be freed from compulsive work with the children and at home under certain liberal conditions. This can happen when they are not married, or when some specialized commissions of women have allowed this, of after they have brought up at least 2 children till passport age, or are above 50, yes, quite natural requirements. And, to tell you the truth, I would have /_agreed_/ with them, because ... hm, because the sooner they will try their new regulations, the better, otherwise they will never be convinced that the men are rightfully chosen as preferred rulers from deep antiquity.
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==>*_04. Cosa Narco Party_*
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-->Ah, this time this is a centrist party, and its name is translated from Lat as /_Matters of Addicted_/, i.e. business of addicted, cares for addicted, so that it is not really Bul name! They defend the drug addicted persons because the latter are not really guilty, their organisms just are inclined to do silly, or rather /_premature_/ things, but they are not bad people and deserve cares for them from the whole society. Here are some points from their Program: the narcotics have to be legalized, the medical treatment of drug addicted has to be free of charge, they are not bad people but rather prey of other people (drug sellers), the excise duties on cigarettes must be abolished, also on alcohol (or at least lessened significantly), and all people have to be educated in this aspect and taught to tolerate the narcomans, especially the older ones (after 50). Why this is necessary? Because the drug addicted are not harmful for the others, they harm chiefly themselves, and surely carrying firearms is /_more_/ dangerous than taking some drugs, and there are countries where at least some narcotics are allowed to be sold, and the ban on something naturally increases the demand of it, and everything is matter of habits and traditions, and other arguments.
-->These people must be taken under the wing of free medical care, and not only this, but the medical doctors have to /_prescribe_/ some narcotics, or at least hashish to their patients, have to have better look inside the doom of these people, and try chiefly to convince them that the bad thing is to take drugs in /_young age_/, not just to take drugs, because in young age one is more adaptive, what means /_vulnerable_/, to every unusual diet and tends to become addicted and to increase the dose, while after, say, 50, his or her organism is finally built and sticks to the norm set in young years. Id est, it goes not about denying of the /_right_/ to take such drugs, but about convincing the patient to /_postpone_/ this! And if this does not cost (at least much) money and is not forbidden then the young ones will probably try to shift the age of beginning to take such things, hoping that later they will not need them, or will forget about their wish, will begin to think more mature. That's it in the nut shell.
-->Yet together with this must be bettered and increased the /_control_/ for taking of drugs and some professions or activities to be forbidden to exercise, say, to drive a car! So that, silly or not, the youngsters must have just /_better choice_/, not between meek behaviour to commandments of the older and his (or her) self-affirmation via opposing to the rules, how the question usually stands before many of the youngsters. In short, more education and psychology than denying of something not tried. Or, put in another form, this means that the narcotics are bad /_not_/ because they do not help the persons or give them more fun, but because they /_help_/, yet the person becomes addicted always to have help, i.e. he /she simply remains /_infantile_/, without sufficient strength of the will. So that /_if_/ one wants to remain infantile, trying to become prematurely grownup, he can take some not very harmful narcotics prescribed by a physician, yet if he wants to really show strength of character then he can wait for some 20 or so years and only then begin taking drugs! If you ask me, such party is simply a must in every country, and because of /_this_/ it does not exist in whatever one, because under the capitalism everybody wants to make money, not to do proper things, what are different things, the money is immoral, and even taking of drugs is more moral behavior.
-->Ah, and their emblem must be the /_narcissus_/, because the relation between the words narcotic and narsiss(-us) is obvious, if one comes to think about, and is set back in Ancient Greece, meaning that this is a kind of liking only of himself, excluding the others, switching oneself out of the surrounding world! These are obvious things (if you ask me), but the people forget exactly the obvious things.
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==>*_05. EMI Party_*
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-->This is a very nice party, in spite of its paradoxical requirements, so that you all have to promise me to cry 3 times "Jotata" after reading of this article, for my making you acquainted with it! (Because I think that you understand that I am inventing /_nothing_/, of course, I am just reporting to you things that have happened, only that in /_another_/ Universe, and to strengthen myself to see and hear what happens in such places requires much psychic energy, so that I must be rewarded at least morally.) OK, this is again a fascist party, but these people are entirely peaceful, they want to lead no wars and require usage of only financial measures. This is /_emigrational party_/ called EMI, for the simple reason that its leader is Emilija MIlova (where 'mil /mila' in Bul means nice), and she really is a nice woman, I vouch for this. The bottom line of her policy is to help the emigrants from Bulgaria in other countries, because to live abroad is always difficult, yet these people, in a way, /_sacrifice_/ themselves in the name of the ... /_gene_/, to be sure! She states something similar to me, namely that we, the Bulgarians, have very good gene, we are looking just nice, our noses are neither too long, nor too curved, no nothing, and we are so different from the other nations that people usually take us for barbarians, yet this is not so, and our genes, no matter masculine or feminine, are necessity for every big nation, we will /_better_/ every such one, in the way how are made ... coffee blends, for no connoisseur will drink pure coffee but some nice mixture of various sorts!
-->And she is right, surely, because I personally have stated in several places that with our barbarity we harm only ourselves but help the other nations with our different features, and the policy of making of pure nations is totally wrong, because this is not purifying of the nation but its /_degeneration_/! So the concrete measures which she proposes are to give to every emigrant abroad, if he (she) wants, loan up to 10 thousand Euro, but if he returns back (no matter when) he is bound to restitute the /_double_/ sum and with some annual interest (like for bank loans). Also she proposes maintaining of some dormitories for immigrants in the biggest cities of the world (at least in the capitals); some talks on high level have also to be held in order to convince the foreign governments that they will only win, supporting our immigrants, and other similar measures. And I also would have voted for her, because this is the thing that many Bulgarians anyway do, yet some help from the part of Government is always preferable.
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==>*_06. Sentimental Party / PSP_*
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-->This is a centrist party, which can be called also /_Party of Slow Pleasures_/, PSP, or 'Partija na Bavnite Udovolstvija' in Bul, lead by an intelligent dame, Ifigenija Cyrculeva, called in the party lines just Ifi. It is true that in Bul this name sounds a bit funny, because nowadays it is not spread in our country, but that's the point, for this stands in harmony with the platform of her party; also her family is not much met (and 'cyrcorja' is to trickle, or 'cyrkam' is to squeeze or drop) but this is again good for the publicity. So her slogan is "Back to the good old times", i.e. before the Eiffel Tower or Ford conveyor, or the 20-th century. Everywhere after the round 1500 and to about 1850 is suitable interval to try to /_imitate_/ the life in those times yet /_not rejecting_/ the achievements of civilization in the current days!
-->Did you get it? She does not say: Do not use airplanes, do not watch video, not use cellular phones, and so on, but says: do /_not hurry_/ too much, do not waste your time for silly pleasures but choose the healthy and satisfying and natural, because you live only once and the faster you go through life the less you feel and see! To have more money than you need and can reasonably spend is /_not_/ advantage but drawback of the current times; instead of fast flying cars you will be more /_satisfied_/ riding on a horse back; instead of living in skyscrapers is much better to live in nice natural surroundings; instead of eating artificially made food is healthier to stick to the diet of 16- or 17- or 18-th century; instead of watching actions or thrillers or soap-operas is better to have nice love stories or comedies or old adventures or crime stories; instead of unforgettable classical music we have wild pop music that /_empties_/ our souls but does not fill them with emotions; and many similar moments. As Ifi says, in those times several centuries back people have had nearly everything necessary for interesting life, just not for everybody but for some filthy rich cast, while nowadays we have everything modern accessible to everybody, yet have forgotten the simple pleasures and live on our globe as if in a ... space-station! And I agree wholly with this intelligent woman, we are becoming richer but are living sillier!
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==>*_07. Goody Party_*
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-->This party is right-wing, but a bit to the center. It is built by a business boss yet from Gypsy (or Roma) origin. His name -- or, then, pseudonym, nobody can tell this for sure -- is '/_Gydi Romski_/', and this in his passport, but he is usually called '/_Grycmula_/', what in jargon usage in Bul means throat or gizzard; also 'gydel' in Bul is a tickle. Yes, and I hope that you have already guessed, why he is called so -- because he has pretty tough manners, and when has decided to do something he is ready to catch the opponent by the throat and to achieve the planned deed. Even the official emblem of his party is ... plucked young duckling (yellow) squeezed by the throat with a fist (black and hairy), on light-green background! You know, the Gypsies like to boast with strong muscles, in direct or transferred meaning, so that this emblem is well accepted by his supporters, chiefly of Roma origin; it /_tickles_/ their sense of ethnicity. His sphere of activity is in mobile operations, and the party is so called because Gydi does not sound good in Eng but Goody sounds (and for the Gypsies he is a goody boss)! So that, in rough strokes, here everything has to be clear, but there are necessary some more details in order to grasp his centrist inclination.
-->So he defends all Roma people, yet as their boss, not in some communist way, and hires with priority Gypsies, though there can be exceptions, if these are people who have good attitude to this ethnos. He provides some discounts for his workers, which are several thousands, and intend to do more. For the moment he has made contracts with a pair of chain-shops with the purpose that they maintain some cards, Goody cards, where all purchases of such clients are memorized, and once in a month they send the necessary information to Gydi administration, where he makes for his workers discount of 10 % of the sum till, for example, 100 Lv (divide by 2 to get it in Euro), what is some additional help; and the very shops may also return 1 to 3 percents, because in this way they attract clients. Yet his plans are to institute his own shops where to sell to his workers with up to 10 % discount, to all other Roma people (who have made the effort to receive such cards after some perfunctory questions in Roma language and by appearance) with 5 % discount, and even with 3 to 5 % to persons of the new category /_Roma friends_/, what can be proved with 5 recommendations from authentic Roma people (the previous category)! So that he thinks about the people, who work for him or are Roma or like the latter.
-->And, well, I am not a Gypsy, surely, but I may show sympathies with those people, because they like to cheat, unquestionably, but are disciplined and unpretentious workers if are properly paid. And the name of the party is also good, so that I can support them.
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==>*_08. PEPI Party_*
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-->This party now is left center, more center than left-, but not right-, wing, and it works for finding of more work for the people, and for providing of cheaper things for them. Its name in Eng is /_Party for Effective Placing of Industry_/ or /_PEPI_/, and in Bul nearly the same meaning has our 'PEPI' as 'Partija za Efektivno Prilozhenie na Industrijata'. It is built by one business boss, 'Petyr Petrov' (what has to be translated as Peter Peters), and because of the "P"-s in his name and family he is called also /_P`epito_/, i.e. PEPI party led by Pepito (and '-to' is definite article in Bul). So that he is for industrialization and effectiveness, and, for example, he has become known with building of greenhouses /_under_/ the earth, at about 20 meters down, usually under some ways or streets. The idea is to use some /_conveyor _/or train of carts, with ... square wheels that make 1/4 of a turn daily, and move forward with 30 cm, so that for about 100 days the seedlings can grow, blossom, and make fruits, and if one has some 40-50 m broad highway, one can built several such /_tunnels_/, where under artificial light, probably also with the help of bees and bee-hives placed nearby, various green vegetables can be cultivated. The emblem of this business party is a tomato with 3 circling bees above it!
-->Well, I cannot tell you how this guy has succeeded to make his business effective (as I mentioned, this clairvoyance of me is very tiring, so that sometimes I can't see quite well in the parallel Universe in question), but the idea is clear on theoretical level. Greenery, or at least some thickets, or flowers can be grown on the roofs of the buildings, there can be shifting solar panels above them, so that also electricity can be produced without much efforts. There can be solar batteries also under 45 degrees, or rotating with the sun, or there can be fans to catch the energy of the wind, and other tricky gadgets. For the moment this may not be really effective, but looking in the future this is unquestionably right way. So that I will support also Pepito (when I decide to begin to go to elections).
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==>*_09. BUM Party_*
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-->This party is only Bulgarian, it has not good translation in other languages, yet it has nice sounding name and is practically existent! What has to be said before everything here is this, what I have already mentioned before, namely that 'mutra' in Bul is Gypsy word meaning mug in sense of head, or also physiognomy of killer (and that 'bum' = boom must be obvious). So its name is deciphered in Bul as '/_Bylgarino Udari Mutrite_/', or literally "Bulgarian, hit the mugs /mafiosi", and during the time when I have clairvoyancing in other Universes some young Bul fascists have already built the party 'Izpravi se, mutri vyn' ("Stand up, the bad guys out"). Yeah, but people, these guys have no aesthetic feeling, where BUM sounds just good.
-->Hence the BUM-ists are ultra right-wing and want, in fact, to throw all relatively moderate parties out of the Parliament, because they want that the rule for maximum /_2 successive mandates_/ will be introduced also for parties, where all parties up to third place including, according to the votes, will be counted for taking part in the current Government (and in cases of coalitions this is applied for each of the parties in the coalition)! So if this happens twice for some party this has to be the last time, and if some such party wins again till 3-rd place in the next election it is simply excluded and its won votes are /_scratched out_/, as if it does not exist, this is much /_worse_/ than to lose and come with one or two places back in the list! This, surely, is silly requirement, but the fascists are, and have always been, silly, they are usually youngsters and can't accept anything moderate. So there is interesting to find answer to the question: why they /_cut the branch_/ on which they sit, because they also can happen to be chosen for third time? And the answer, if you ask me, is that they either do /_not believe_/ to take ever some of the first 3 places. or that if this happens then they will be strong enough to change this requirement in such way that to exclude themselves from it! Alas, these /_both_/ things are true, because our contemporary fascists, who may be even 3 or more parties, can never really play some direct role in the governing, they can never reach 10 or so percents; and also, if they occasionally win some elections, then they can vote what they only want (like this has happened in the time of Hitler).
-->Yeah, but the bad thing is that the BUM-ists can show their (bad) influence also /_in_/directly, they can cause havoc and make the other parties come to some similar decisions, to those which they alone have proposed! I can even give you an example that this really happens, is not my invention. So our fascists have wanted for probably 20 years to raise at once the minimal salaries and pensions, what would have surely led to some havoc, so is not acted, this is understandable, there have to be avoided high jumps in whatever, but in 2020 and 21, after 3 consecutive false elections and long-lasting caretaker Government, our minimal pensions (gladly /_not_/ the minimal salary, too) have been raised about 2 times in an interval of one year (I am a pensioner with the minimal of the minimal pensions, a half one, so that I know this for sure), and as a result of this only after about an year the basic food products (sunflower oil, sugar, bread, meat, etc,) have grown with about 50 % (say, the oil has grown practically 2 times), and then will come all communal expenses with the expected raising of electricity (and after 3-4 years will be new raising of the tickets for city transport, and other things), so that after, say, 3 years, /_all_/ increased income will be eaten by the inflation (and this by 0 and below this bank interest rates), only about 10-20 % raising can happen here and there, but it also will be eaten with the time. So that the fascists show bad influence only with their presence (but with the coming of Bulgarian democracy we tend to think that the fascists are good people, where the really bad ones are the communists -- and this is one of the most important reasons why we continue to take the last place in the whole EU).
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==>*_10. URA Party_*
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-->Ah, here the first thing to be said is that 'ura' is hurray, and this being often cried on former communist meetings has to prompt you that this may be some pro-communist party, and this is true. The name of the party is deciphered as '/_Umerena Rabotnicheska Alternativa_/', what means "Moderate Worker's Alternative", and it, really, is moderate (in comparison with the former communists), and of the workers, yet under some new understanding of this notion. The new understanding of worker or working class is not so new, as it is non-conventional, because here have to be included all people who work for money /_not with_/ their /_own means_/ of production, what means that they are hired. Yes, this is natural, but under this definition workers are also: all clerks, sellers, teachers, policemen, drivers, and so on, as well also the traditional workers in factories and farmers in big farms. Such people make more than the half of working personal, probably about 2/3 or more, because who own some big companies usually do not work in them (for money, they are not hired) and they are just a pair of percents, and there remain only small owners, who may be initially, in young economies, big percentage, but in developed countries are usually about 15-20 percents, not more. The working class was chiefly in the factories about a century back, now they are somewhere around 10 %, and the farmers are more or less so many, yet some of them are again hired workers.
-->Till here there is nothing new, but the communist core remains -- because this is an ultra-left-wing party, no matter that they do not call the people to make revolutions, because current days workers are not paupers. So that URA-followers still stick to the assertion that owning of big money is immoral, and for each single person the money must be only means for satisfying of some personal needs, i.e. of /_choosing_/ what one prefers, but not means for ruling over other people, making them work for this person who owns the means. And how is this distinction to be made? Ah, the bad grain is only the ... /_inheritance_/, because it is /_not natural_/, does not exist between the animals, for example! But all people are born -- and /_have to_/ be born -- equal, in order to /_become_/, ha-ha, /_different_/ with something, if they can do this; this possibility for everyone to try to differ with something from the others must not be taken away, but the situation when some are born rich and others not has to be avoided and excluded via some law! That is, and this is moderate requirement, this is not expropriation!
-->And how exactly has to be done this, to be stopped passing of big money to the posterity? Well, in fact pretty easy, because the laws for inheritance are specially made, hence they have to be now abolished, say URA-ists. Every rich person can give whatever he /she wants to his /her heirs (or not heirs, to everybody) until alive, and have some settlements with those persons done, but such arrangements are not lawful, this is between the persons, before the law one either owns something or does not own it, right? So if one has big ownership and dies, like every living person sometimes does, the primary owner (or owners) can /_not_/ receive more than some ceiling, which is very easy to set at ... /_1,000 MMS_/, for Minimal Monthly Salaries, and if some sums or property are given as presents to somebody after the death then these sums can not exceed another ceiling of, this time, 100 MMS! This is in a gist what the URA-followers require, and I personally see nothing bad in it, this is even brilliant decision (yet applied till now nowhere).
-->OK, and what is to be done with /_post-humously expropriated_/ property or money? Nothing difficult in this, it has to be given to other people via some /_lotteries_/, so that nothing will be lost; it has just to be taken for granted that when someone dies, his /her property is temporarily taken by the state, and later given to the necessary recipients according to the low and the wish of the deceased owner. And also -- what is, anyway, natural -- there are many things that must be given equally to everybody, and not for money (what causes discrimination), like: education, healthcare, places for living, means for transport or communication, and similar things. Id est, the communist /_ideas_/ are not denied, corrected are only some not proper or not actual in the current days settlements or laws, because the communism is the best /_ideal_/ of the humanity, it is of the category of the dear ... God, and must always be present, in one form or in another. And I also sign under this.
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==>*_11. SSS Party_*
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-->The name of this party in Bul is '/_Struktura za Slavjanska Solidarnost_/', what equally well can be given also in Eng as /_Structure for Slavonic Solidarity_/, again SSS, and it is again ultra-left-wing, yet there is nothing revolutionary in it, this is an /_evolutionary_/ movement for Pan-Slavonic uniting! In a way, this slogan here is a kind of paraphrasing of Marx one about the proletarians, and can be given as: Slavs around the world, unite yourselves, and under the ... /_Bulgarian_/ language! What is factually my own idea, and how those people in that parallel Universe have come to my thoughts I just can't tell you, but that's how it is! So now in more details.
-->The Slavs are very good people, this must be obvious thing but is usually not stated by anybody (except me, also under other name, and now by these SSS guys and girls). The West has remarked something of the kind, but has done wrong conclusion! People on the West, what comes from the times of Ancient Greece, have remarked that the Slavs do not like much to fight just for the sake of fighting, out of bravery, and have come from these facts to the conclusion that we are ... slaves, of course, this is well known. Yeah, but we are /_not_/, we can /_round_/ some of our boundaries (like, e.g., the Russians have done with Baltic countries), yet this is chiefly for reasons of easier defence, but we have not /_colonies_/, people, think about this! And I mean a colony at distance, say, 5 times the radius of their country and more, roughly speaking. But some other countries have had, and some of them still have. Like which? Ah, like say, some Napoleon, or some Alexander Macedonian, who have went on thousands kilometers away, or also like Spain, Portuguese, France, Netherlands, England, USA, and other countries, that have conquered colonies wide away, or also have begun world wars, or thrown atom bombs, and so on. Where the Slaws, chiefly the Russians, but also the Poles, Ukrainians, Serbs, etc. have never thought of something similar, so that we are not slaves, but are also not bullies or world gendarmes (like the USA today). And this is the fundament on which SSS activists stand and build their policy.
-->So that, when we are good people, we must unite ourselves in order to become stronger, this is. in a way, God's commandment, defend your rightness. And how? Ah, when we are different countries and even in different military blocs, then must be held some talks between the Slavonic countries, and built some /_supra-national_/ structures, right? How exactly is difficult to say, but something has to be done, at least learn mutually our languages, in which way can easier be seen which one is better. SSS (together with me) states that this is the Bul language, but this must be seriously checked and some such language be chosen, because the experiment of the former USSR has failed. and there is a vacuum left, but the Nature does not like empty spaces (she is a woman, after all). Because this, that one common language unites the people, is obvious, this is the fable about Babylonian tower. Also SSS leaders say that if there is not good Slavonic language for all Slavs (but there is, this is the Bul) then can be thought about some /_modification_/ of one of the existing languages (what I intend to do with the Bul one, this is very useful experiment).
-->And not only this, there are other /_non_/-Slavonic countries, which are not in big ecstasy from the Eng, this is not European language, and if there will be found good Slavonic language as common for all Slavs, then they may also join this supra-national structure! Like which countries? Well, like Turkey, the Arab nations, the Hebrews, and if the major part of Europe and Asia and Near East builds some Slavonic speaking bloc then this will mean new geo-policy! And the Arabs, really, speak pretty good Bul language (yet not Rus), I can vouch for this, because there are many Arabs in Bulgaria. So that this is one very important party.
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==>*_12. FFF Party_*
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-->This is pretty strange party and I am in some doubt as to its classification, but maybe the right thing is to count it for centrist. And what means this FFF? Ah, this is easy, the initials stand for Eng /_Fine Feelings Formation_/, which name can be accepted in Bulgaria, too, as 'Formacija Fajn Fiilings', and this is an official party of ... homosexuals! And why they have chosen this name? Well, because they state that they are such persons, fine feeling ones, for the simple reason that the greatest artists -- painters, musicians, and so on -- in all times have been with homosexual inclinations, this is well known. And why they are fine feeling, then? Ah, because they do their kind of sex out of strong feelings, they can never be deluded that do this because God has commanded them to do so, in order to multiply and procreate, no, they do this just out of desire to exchange some secrets, and they do what they can. And, to tell you the truth, I am ready to believe in this, it has to be so, their feelings are stronger, both of men and of women.
-->Now to their policy and platform. They do not say that they are the right people in relation to the sex, but they state that they are also /_not_/ wrong ones, they are simply /_exceptions_/! Because, say they, the really rich persons in every country are less than 3 percents, usually less than a single percent (it depends on the level of richness), but today even the communists agree that such people are necessary, and so is it with the homosexuals. Every exclusiveness has its disadvantages together with its advantages, so that we have to value the differences, if they are not dangerous to the others around, and the homosexuals are not such persons, naturally, what they do with themselves they do with mutual consent.
-->And as to the indecentness of homosexual sex, like some people are inclined to think, can be said that /_every_/ kind of sex is in something /_in_/decent, it is for pigs, so that here all arguments are weak; this sex is not so /_natural_/ like the conventional one, but this is matter of taste after all. And also, say they, /_if_/ the sexes are equal, then there must be nothing unnatural in substituting of something with another "equal" thing, but if they are not exactly equal, then some differences are made in the sexual intercourse. Also these guys and girls do not forget to mention that the conventional way of doing sex is ... /_unmoral_/, in a way, because the genital organs of a woman are the same like of the mother of everybody, hence this is a kind of ... incest, at least when doing it for pleasure; this can be allowed as exceptional case when conception has to take place, but not for everyday use. In short: do not criticize us, because we can also begin to criticize you!
-->And something more, they propose 2 new holidays, for men and for women, which can be celebrated also by heterosexual persons; the one is old and celebrated in some countries (like in Bulgaria), but the other is entirely new. So they propose the 2-nd of Feb (02.02) for masculine holiday and, symmetrically, the 8-th of Aug (08.08) for feminine one. The first is known from very old, even pre-Christian times, as the /_Candlemas_/, where are meant 2 candles (i.e. masculine members), or forked candlestick (say they), and this has to symbolize 2 men; this holiday, and exactly of men-homosexuals is "celebrated" (as joke) in Bulgaria; later this day was accepted also by the Christians as Feast of Presentation of Jesus Christ (or of Purification of Blessed Virgin Mary), because it falls on the 40-th day after the winter solstice. The 2-nd one is new, and two 8-s can be likened with the 2 ... breasts of a woman (or, then, as borders of a bra), and it must be called then /_Labialmas_/ (and imagined also as 2 vaginas)! This is the most important about FFF party.
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==>*_13. Gughul / 'Gyl-gyl' Party_*
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-->This is right-wing party and it goes here again about some sexual perversions. The grounder of it is /_Fathma Gughul_/, ethnic Arabian woman living in Bulgaria. This is party of the ... /_blow-jobbers_/ (and, hence, I approve it and would have voted for it)! The Bul variant 'gyl-gyl' is imitation of drinking or swallowing, because this illustrious woman states that the point is not in just sucking the cock but in gulping of the "milk", for the reason that only in this way a woman can show enough /_homage_/ to a given man, and this has to be done from time to time because the man is the supreme individual, while the woman is good only as his servant. So that you see quite well that this clever woman is not /_emancipatess_/, or '/_emancipatka_/' in Bul (where is hidden additional joke, because only 'patka' is a goose, or rather she-duck). And she is quite resolute, too, because insists on checking of all (here Bul) woman and putting of a special mark on their foreheads, if they do not want to do the job in question!
-->More precisely, she wants to organize special masculine brigades (Gughul brigades) that will check every women after 21 (the teenager-girls can be left in peace for the moment) whether it does the job and gulps or not the liquid, and if everything is OK such women will be noted as good in a national-wide list and awarded with special ... headscarf with red kissing feminine lips on it (yet not requiring from these women to wear it, this will be left on them to decide and wear probably only on big holidays). Mark, however, that, right- or not -wing she is, she forces nobody to nothing, the women alone show wish to be examined by Gughul brigadiers, if they feel themselves up to the task, and if do not show such wish then this, naturally, has to be marked in some way in order to be able to distinguish the good from the bad women; also those who blow but not gulp will be sanctioned /_in no way_/, they will simply not be marked as good (and presented with the special headscarf) but as /_indecisive_/!
-->There remain, in this way, these women who will not bother to call Gughul brigades and be examined as good blow-jobbers, so such women (who can be enormously many, but what of it?) will be marked as bad, notified about this, and be forced to wear on their foreheads special /_No-Blowers sign_/, which is an usual sticky circular sigh with red lips crossed with black "x", on a yellow background, what stickers can be bought everywhere (at least at news-stands, in post offices, in the chain shops, etc.), only that there can be in any time done police checking actions on the streets or elsewhere, and if a woman No-Blowers is found without this sign on her head she will be fined! That's it, but the fines will be quite /_significant_/ in some cases, because will be applied the following procedure: it is begun with fine of one money unit, 1 Lw (= 0.50 Euro), and this sum is multiplied by 2 each time when this sin is established by the police, until the amount of half MMS is reached (when in the last case this can happen only once in a month)! For those who can not do such simple calculations let be said that 2^10 = 1024, and in the moment our MMS is less than this; what means that such bad women will have time enough to come to reason but after the 5-th time the fines will be pretty substantial! As you see, this is one really clever women, and also moderate (I would say) for right-wing politician.
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==>*_14. AREBE / Contra-Advertising Party_*
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-->This is very nice centrist party, and if I have not seen it in one of the parallel Universes I would have invented it alone, but as the things stand I am just reporting to you. The founder of it is 'Ilarion Pishmanov', where can be added that 'pishman' in Bul means phony, false, but as far as this is Turkish (or Persian) word and the root piss- is widely spread around the world, has to be obvious that the meaning is of somebody who is pissed off of something. And the name of the party 'arebe' is jargon for 'ajde be' meaning "What are you saying? It can't be true! Are you kidding?" and the initials stay for 'Anti-REklamna Bylgarska Etika', what in Eng means Anti-Advertising Bulgarian Ethic, but has to be understood as /_Contra_/-Advertising. In brief: let us boycott the ads! Surely, can add I, because this is the most /_disgusting_/ characteristic of the democracy and the free market, such things were not possible under the totalitarianism, hence they must be somehow avoided.
-->Why and how? Well, because there must be limits in everything, and if one searches, say, for bread or cheese one must not get shoved under the nose woman napkins or condoms, right? But this is /_exactly_/ what happens nowadays with the notorious cookies. And before the "how" let me say that everything is quite often just a /_matter of habits_/, and these cookies have appeared because this has become possible, but people have lived for millenniums without such nasty ads, only with the normal crying of the sellers, yet this when and where something is sold, not everywhere. And the means for fighting against the ads are of three kinds: educative, prohibitive, and appellative!
-->The education is the easiest moment, because it is clear that the adds /_increase the price_/ of the ware, and are sold things which otherwise will not be sold in such quantities, they are not really necessary, and they /_always_/, I repeat in unison with AREBE-followers, always are /_cheating_/, in one or another form, this is /_not_/ information about the product! So that if these things are openly told to the people they will soon get that this is true, and will begin to avoid buying of highly advertised products. It has also to be told to the masses that the persons in the advertising business are surely cleverer than the common buyers, and the latter will never succeed to outsmart them, they will do better simply not to listen to the ads, because they are their /_enemies_/, naturally, they just want to lure the buyers like small fishes or chickens!
-->Then the prohibitions are also clear, because you all know that everywhere on the cigarettes is written that they kill or something of the kind, so that there is nothing easier to require above the entrance of each shop to be written something of the following: Be sure that this enterprise wants to cheat you!, or Do not believe the ads, they are invented to deceive you!, or something similar. The same has to be written also on every prise-list of the chain shops, be it at the end, if not at the first page, that the selling is cheating, or the like. Also in every branch must exist state-owned companies that will make various /_comparisons_/ of the wares, ranging of the products, measured in equal units, by the prises, information about the financial condition of the firms, and other things.
-->Only the appellative method needs to be cleared, although it is also obvious, everything is on the level of common sense reasoning. In brief it is reduced to the following appeal to all buyers: /_Counteract the ads_/, do /_not_/ buy highly advertised products! This isn't difficult, after all, because all ads have the first task to catch your attention and make you /_remember_/ exactly their company or brand of products, right? Due to the fact that the market is over-saturated with all kinds of products, and if one does not cheat somehow one will not sell. OK, so you remember their product or shop, but ... do /_not buy_/ anything, you just make for yourself a /_negative_/ list of shops and products, and if you need something you choose the least advertised thing (if there are several)! That's it.
-->And even if you will not show influence over the market -- because this advice is /_intelligent_/ (it is natural, even for animals, to say nothing about the people, but because of this naturalness requiring unprejudiced thinking), yet the people as a rule are not such clever beings --, so even if you will be from the minority of the buyers, you will lose nothing, because will buy something /_cheaper_/ (as with no added ads)! Besides, I will add, you will begin to look and compare products, ask your friends, so that will make the right choice, while if you allow to the ads to lead you by the nose you will only prove that those people are right, everything must be advertised because the masses are just silly, or infantile (if you prefer this). Yeah, and I for my part can add one ... etymological proof, that the very word advertisement is French but it can more easier be split in 2 words in German, namely in: ad + /_Wert_/, where the last means value, i.e. this is something added to the value of the product and later collected from the buyers (because the ads can be paid only by those who buy the goods)! But there is also the word /_reclame_/ which is Latin and means claiming of something back, what says the same.
-->And the last remark is that those of you, who think that this will impede the business, because the ads are the soul of the trade etc., are /_wrong_/, of course, because, as I have mentioned this in the beginning of this point, everything is a matter of habit, and via the ads the goods are sold /_easier_/, but without them they will also be sold, to be sure, only that will be sold things which the masses really search, not the things which the businessmen shove under their noses, and this is the difference! And also do not forget that without the ads everything will be /_cheaper_/, naturally, only the people in the advertising business will remain without work. Id est, AREBE guys and girls are right, until one begins to oppose the ads they will never become better.
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==>*_15. 'BEE' Party_*
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-->This party is Bul, but this is not so important because here it goes about some ... sound imitation! So in Bul these initials stay for 'Bylgarski vEgetarianski Entusiasti', read as 'bee' of course, not 'bih', what means /_Bulgarian Vegetarian Enthusiasts_/, but you can freely substitute the first word with, say "Brave" (or something else). This is centrist party, naturally, and its boss is /_Galina Agnenska_/, what is a nice name, it exists chiefly in Rus (with Galja as pet-name), but in reality in Lat /_galina_/ is a ... hen (and /_galus_/ is a cock), and also 'agne' is a lamb, and, strange or not, but this is also Lat word, because it is spoken about /_agnus dei_/, whose role our Christ has performed (as consequence of some pretty twisted judgements, but which can be explained easier as the bad effect of the ... democracy, of course, because this Christ was crossed according to the wish of ancient Hebrews, if one pays credence to the annals of Christianity). Anyway, this idea is not new, that if we like and even love the animals we must not kill them and eat them, but no other person (except me under another pen-name) has come to good idea as to how to fight with this. And allow me, by the way, to turn your attention to the ... treacherous understanding of the Hebrews, that if some animal is /_good_/ (or /_kosher_/ for them) then it /_deserves_/ to be /_eaten_/, while if it is bad it can freely live and prosper -- how's this, a?
-->So that this "Hen" from 'BEE' proposes the simplest: to be introduced /_excise duties_/ on meat, as simple as that! Although there must be made difference also between the classes of animals, and the highest, roughly speaking, have to be sold more expensive. The exact proposition requires the following percents: for insects, amphibians and molluscs -- 0 %, for fishes -- 10 %, for mammals above 500 kg (bulls, cows, probably elephants, etc.) - 20 %, for mammals from 50 to 500 kg (calves, big pigs, etc.), as well also for very big birds above 50 kg - 30 %, for mammals and birds from 5 to 50 kg (lambs, piglets, etc.) - 40 %, for the last but below 5 kg (chickens, hares, gooses, etc.) - 50 % ! And the kilograms are understood as live weight, so that these excises have to be collected from those that kill the animals; also this difference in the weight is made for the simple reason that one big animal is one soul -- whatever you understand under this, but the animals, especially your pets, /_must_/ have some souls or /_animas_/ (in Lat) --, while several animals make more animas! So that, also in my opinion, we behave most barbarously killing innocent chickens, and because of this in such case the excises are the highest. Well, I like this party, too.
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==>*_16. 'KKK' / CCS Party_*
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-->Ah, we come again to a right-wing party here. In Bul it is called '/_Kontra Kitajskite Kylnove_/', KKK, what is translated as /_Contra Chinese Sprouts_/ or CCS, so that you see that in Eng we have not such nice initials (and I even don't think that only "C" has to be initial of Chinese, it has to be "Ch" or "CH"). The leader of it (as far as I have succeeded to perceive this in the other Universe, because I have begun to lose little by little my clairvoyant ability) is 'Kristian Kapitanov' (where the family means captain, and you see that he just likes the letter "k", probably as much as he hates the Chinese). So that he is a kind of fascist, only in contemporary and mild understanding of this idea, he does not plead for their physical obliteration, but just for making of some barriers against them, for shoving them in weakly populated areas (like villages), and if their acclimatization is not successful, then for their extradition in case of necessity.
-->More precisely he requires for them to take /_exam_/ for finished yet only /_4-th_/ grade (for 10 year old children)! Still, such exams are taken in many countries, and not on such low level, it is required usually to know the history of the country and other political moments, while this "Captain" wants only to be checked that they have a decent command of Bul language, know everyday words, can explain their wishes, in short, to be counted as grown people. Yet this must be done after an /_year and a half_/ stay in Bulgaria, and if to the end of the 2-nd year they still have not taken it, then they must be extradited out of our country. Then they must be from the very beginning sent to some villages, to do farmer's work, not in big towns and only in the trade, and this is /_compulsory_/ requirement; only after /_10 years_/ stay in Bulgaria they can be left to go to the towns, and still not in the capital, and there must be done often checks by the police (what is not difficult, because they will be recognized even from an airplane, they are different race). So that this leader is not cruel but firm! And for the moment he thinks that all their businesses (restaurants of trade stands or the like) must be closed and opened after several years only if they fulfill the above-mentioned requirements.
-->And even I personally find these measures good and necessary, because we all know that the worst thing in the social area today is the overpopulation, but they do everything possible exactly to /_more_/ overpopulate the world! You know that the Chinese are more than 1.5 billions, they are nearing the 2 billion limit, and not only this but go deliberately /_out_/ of their territory in order to overpopulate the whole world. Because there are other big nations, on the first place the Hindus, yet these are Gypsies and they /_like_/ to live in rural areas, and they do not emigrate abroad, so that there is big difference, the Chinese are spreading just like insects, this is true! And I can tell you from my own experience that they immigrate in Bulgaria, and not only can't speak Bul language decently (and they can't speak /_whatever_/ other language, the Chi is pretty peculiar one), but their first thing is to begin to make children, I have seen this, believe me. So that it turns that I approve also this party.
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==>*_17. 'VGZ' / LGA Party_*
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-->Ah people, this party is ultra left-wing and ... of perverted sex-maniacs -- could you believe it? And it is left-wing because they call for uniting of all humans around the masculine homosexuals and for making of this kind of sex universal /_standard_/! For them this is the "bright future", to copulate in the bottom orifice! Ah, abhorrent, yet ... who knows, maybe they are right? Their leader is '/_Goliat Tupurdiev_/', what is pretty strange name (Goliath), we have not such names in Bulgaria, so that he is probably a Hebrew, but then the family name is Turkish, where 'tupurdija' is big noise made of trotting of horses or running of a horde of people (say, of urchins)! Yet, see, I beg your pardon, but a bit later I have /_lost_/ my clairvoyant sight (due to the big strengthening during the writhing of my Democracy paper in more than /_dozen_/ languages, I suppose), so that I can't give you really many details about this very interesting party. What I have seen still clear was that he has a secretary woman named 'Natasha Zhopina', where the first name is Rus and the family ('zhopa') means in that language, I beg to be excused, exactly an ass (not as animal, you see). So that everything circles around this bottom orifice.
-->What reminds me to tell you what the initials in Bul mean, but this postponing is in a way welcome, because VGZ stays for '/_Vodim kym Grandiozni Zavoevanija_/', what is translated as "(We are) Leading to Great Achievements", what is for ... /_camouflage_/, as you see, it has nothing to do (directly, I mean) with their platform. Yet, in some transferred meaning it can be said that this is so, that this is the "bright future". Yes, naturally, but for non Bulgarian speaking folks has to be added that 'vgz' is jargon shortening of the expression 'v gyza' what means exactly "in the ass" (or probably even with "r" as 2-nd letter)! So that you see now why I have prepared you for the real meaning, and I can come quietly to more details about their platform. In short, they want to declare this kind of copulation as the right one, in the current situation, they add (yes, even the dear Natasha says so), because we are exceedingly many people on the globe, this is known for at least a century, we have led devastating world wars for more living space, have tried this and that (say, have given free condoms to some Southern countries), the emancipation has led to increased homosexuality, in the well developed countries people avoid to have many children because their education costs big money, yet we continue to grow in our numbers twice for about 35 years or nearly 8 times in the last century only, so that now are necessary severe measures.
-->And, after all, there are two ways for making people less in their number: either giving birth to less children, or killing us in wars or in epidemics or in suicide-bombers attacks, so that the first has to be more humane, isn't it? On the other hand we have to have our pleasures, because our life is easy nowadays, we have nearly nothing for what to fight and to what to strive, and to the grown folks remain chiefly the sexual pleasure, so that we have to continue to copulate, only that the traditional way leads to many new children born, there is nothing what can be made here, it is necessary a new approach! And /_voil`a_/ the new approach, the beastly perversion! But, as I said (haven't I) who can say it for sure? Because the old God's commandment, multiply and procreate, is utterly outmoded, it has to be substituted with some new slogan, and why not with: "Only the anal copulation is really safe!", or "Fight the overpopulation with anal sex!", or "Our future is the anal sex!", or something of the kind. And these things have to be explained also in the ... schools, with some placards, where is shown that in this way also are touched some erogenous zones, and everything is quite /_decent_/, our habits are a matter of taste, and with good advertising campaign the results will not be late, we will begin to live happier!
-->Because, says this Goliath (and the nice Natasha nicks with her beautiful head), you just imagine that with some magic wand (and surely painlessly) the people in some country have become twice less, then what is the direct consequence of this? And he answers, that the people there will become twice /_wealthier_/, on the average! And if this is not twice but 10 times, ah? Where the real requirement is to lessen the population on the globe about ... /_100 times_/, to come to about 50 to 100 million people on Earth, what is the population of one big country! Yes, but our world today /_is_/ one big country, not more nor less! And, to tell you the truth, I also have made these simple calculations, and he is right about the /_conclusions_/; I may put to doubt only the way to the goal, but this one is, unquestionably, the fastest! OK, this is about the last party.
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==>*_20. Conclusion_*
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-->That's it, my dear (because just a few) readers. I have finished this extraordinary paper about some possible political parties in Bulgaria, but also everywhere in the world, which appear in abundance simply because /_all_/ parties are bad (with the exception of my NAPUK), trying to change the democracy via new parties, but this is not the right way. It is not right way, because this is like (how some clever persons use to say) to better the image of a whorehouse changing the whores, what may help for the time being, but the right thing is not to have such houses at all (say, to substitute them with ... medical units for sexual help in need). I have written it because the democracy is bad, but it /_can_/, in principle, be bettered, if the people know what to want, if they become sick of the shallow lies and want to have reasonable government; I doubt that such moment will ever come, but this can be forced on them by some powerful social order, because the democracy is often changed with strong form of ruling, or at least with persons with iron fist. So that it is not entirely hopeless, methinks.
-->I wanted to give a bit more parties, but now, looking at the length of the material, I think that these are quite enough, and, really, adding the negative numbers I have just jumped over 20, what exactly I wanted to achieve. But let me stress on another moment, which I have left aside in my (immortal, ah?) paper about the democracy, the lessening of the /_dimensions_/ by the democracy! Yeah, people, what else if not making of /_1-D ruling model_/ is this: from the log-cabin to the White House? Id est, everybody can become ruler if he is capable, yes, but this implies the thought that this ruling business is very easy, that there is necessary no education for it, and so on, while the right thing, if you ask me, is to appoint the appropriate people to appropriate posts! And I have made my propositions in my beloved NAPUK, I have proposed (I think in the Codex) 3 powers: the Rulers, the People, and the Wise ones, what, surely, is possible to realize, and something of the kind was used from deep antiquity (and in Sanskrit times there was in use system with castes, where they were as if 5). Even the communist model was 2-D, yes: the people, and the party members, and 2 is much better than 1. Probably I, as mathematician, like to give a thought to such moments, but this must be very important! Hence everybody has to have right to improve himself and to enter in some higher than the common masses category, this should not be set once and for all by his birth, but there must exist different categories of people in the government, not to have full possibility to substitute everybody with everybody else.
-->Anyway, let me list here also the most important tasks in this 3-rd millennium, not bothering about their ordering, namely: to add new dimensions to the democracy, to cope with the overpopulation reducing the number of humans on the globe at least to 1 billion, to reject the money as purpose in live and retain it only as means for evaluation of the goods, to ensure to /_everybody_/ satisfying of the basic needs on some minimal level (education, healthcare, food, shelter, social relations including sex, transport and communications, self-expression and making of career, and personal improvement if possible), to prognosticate better the next social order after the capitalism and communism, to return the nature to its former state at about 16-th century, to search ways to make people work for the /_others_/ and not for themselves, and probably something else. If not, be aware that some power like this VGZ party may take ruling positions.
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-->Mar, 2022, Sofia, Bulgaria
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